A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Come to think of it, another reason why I don't like pickles is that we had a pickle disaster in the warehouse where I used to work a few years back. The operator of a reach truck hosed up while hoisting up a pallet of pickles and the whole thing came tumbling down from like 50ft up in the air. Hundreds of pickle jars were broken and there were pickles everywhere, and the pallet itself was reduced to a mound of glass shards, pickles and funky pickle water. Nobody had the first idea what to do with the drat thing so it just sorta sat there in the warehouse for a week or so, by the time the whole thing worked up a horrible moldy pickle stink.