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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
A baseball on a string tied to the ceiling, positioned at approximately genital-level for an average height human being and free swinging around the room in a randomized pattern like a foucault pendulum to guarantee it will, eventually, strike a person directly in the genitals?

Because I would trust Random Swinging Dick Impacting Baseball Pendulum Moderator before Blind Sally.

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Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

nine-gear crow posted:

Random Swinging Dick Impacting Baseball Pendulum Moderator

What's the character limit on usernames?

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

It's me. I'm the new moderator. :geno:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Geop becomes a double-moderator.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Air is lava! posted:

Who would be better at this job than Blind Sally?

As the new mod of LP, I plan to run the sub forum as if it were one long and elaborate WWE storyline. Expect me to make a heel turn and become an evil Vince McMahon-type manager once I get my star.

Panboy
May 20, 2010

Le'me tell ya'll about them Apples.
Will new mods mean a whole new host of unwritten rules?

:tinfoil:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
New rule #1: no breaking kayfabe.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Blind Sally posted:

New rule #1: no breaking kayfabe.
gently caress

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
I'm hoping that Slowbeef just used the Chameleon Arch to transform himself into a normal user to escape a serious threat, but once danger came to sleepy internet home, he has to discover a way to restore his mod powers, and with them, peace to LP.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




Blind Sally posted:

New rule #1: no breaking kayfabe.

Who's Kay Fabe?

Nidoking
Jan 27, 2009

I fought the lava, and the lava won.

biosterous posted:

Who's Kay Fabe?

She's that lady who LPs Dark Souls and Shadow of the Colossus blind and actually does a good job of it.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Mod Ordinance #2: KFJ, pokecapn and Medibot must do a Sonic Boom LP

ReturnOfFable
Oct 9, 2012

No tears, only dreams.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Mod Ordinance #2: KFJ, pokecapn and Medibot must do a Sonic Boom LP

We need them to do a Crystal Chronicles LP before they move back to Sonic.

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Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Gonna reopen this once #2 is fully ironed out :v:

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