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Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
personally i prefer the haptic feedback of pen and paper

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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Martello posted:

however, you overpaid because Das makes awesome mechanical keyboards with or without letters and other cool poo poo and they are only 139

oh no, $11 for the keyboard I wanted.

All those keyboards looked like loving 2 fast 2 furious up in that poo poo and i was like not on paul walker's grave will i buy one of those

Ol Sweepy
Nov 28, 2005

Safety First

crabrock posted:

Google spreadsheet.

This is a great idea and I am angry that I didn't think to do this for myself.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
durrr im gonna spend an hour or two researching lifehacks that can make charts for me about how much i didnt write because i'm a baby that can only write like a max of 4k words in a loving month

also i'm gonna brag about how my keyboard doesn't have labelled keys, but then admit later that i can't loving use certain keyboard shortcuts because i don't know where the keys are lmfao

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

crabrock posted:

man, writing a little bit, even if it's only once every few weeks, really adds up after a while.





That's pretty neat; I am bad with spreadsheets, how did you set that up?

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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here, just save as a copy

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18o4RHuR2GPr2s_q2C3yFa9c_5N1tsYS14Ap8VHlP72w/edit?usp=sharing

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Thanks!

Edit: Made the mistake of having too many ideas today. Will need to focus on one thing before trying to write a different thing.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
vvv I'd still like to do this if people will be around later today vvv

Sitting Here posted:

oh, and in other news

:siren: The Big Last Call :siren:

By the power vested in me by absolutely no one, I decree that we all get together via IRC on Saturday, April 18th. The consensus seems to be that more of us can do IRC reliably on the weekend. We can exchange writing samples, bounce plot ideas around, exchange insults, and eventually pass out drunkenly on our respective keyboards. It'll be good fun.

I'm a helpless dork, so I'll pretty much be around all day to kind of facilitate things. I think we can stick roughly to the times I outlined in my last post: Part one will be at 7PM UTC, part two will be 2AM UTC. I'll be around all day, as will others I'm sure.

Get those words writ.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
So I think we had a really productive group chat in IRC! I'm hoping more people will pop in for Part Two, which is approximately 2 hours from the time of this post.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

SH is probing minds and engraving our sins into a radioactive slab

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
We've officially checked in with Capntastic, Dr. K, Entenzahn, Chthonic Bell, killfast37, twist, red tonic, morning bell, crabrock and of course me. What's everyone else doing? Well I know Systran is writing MLP fanfic, and Muffin has put words toward his short story for Beneath Ceaseless skies. But I have to assume the rest of you lot are uselessly chewing cud with a disturbingly vacant look in your eyes.

Prove me wrong :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I've read my 15k of antipodean cyber punk noir and decided it's basically OK so now I'm all good to start writing tomorrow so that's p good imo

Fumblemouse
Mar 21, 2013


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Grimey Drawer
I have eleventy one hundred words on the topic of elves vs psychics: (part one - psychics). I also have a busted adapter in my bag that should hopefully be replaced today to enable further word eruptations.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I managed to hit my goal of 640k words for my story, and anyone who wants a copy just has to ask. I'm not super-comfortable with posting it publicly just yet -- it needs editing in the worst way -- but I don't mind showing it on a person-to-person basis.

I'd do more, but I'm going through a lot of crap right now -- I have a little under a week to find somewhere to live and it's not leaving me a lot of time or patience to write.

Ol Sweepy
Nov 28, 2005

Safety First

Sitting Here posted:

But I have to assume the rest of you lot are uselessly chewing cud with a disturbingly vacant look in your eyes.

Yup.

Been working on about 3 different projects because I lack the ability to focus on just one idea. Two of them will probably be combined into a series later or something since I stole my earth apocalypse scenario from one to use in the other. Which wasn't the original plan but I just switch my brain off and wrote. So I'll worry about making them congruent later.

Almost at the 2500 mark between the 3 of them. I think I'll be happy if I can get just one of them to the 4000 mark by the 30th.

I'll probably get the shits and start again on something COMPLETELY different a day before deadline like I've done with some of my Thunderdome entries in the past.

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

Sitting Here posted:

We've officially checked in with Capntastic, Dr. K, Entenzahn, Chthonic Bell, killfast37, twist, red tonic, morning bell, crabrock and of course me. What's everyone else doing? Well I know Systran is writing MLP fanfic, and Muffin has put words toward his short story for Beneath Ceaseless skies. But I have to assume the rest of you lot are uselessly chewing cud with a disturbingly vacant look in your eyes.

Prove me wrong :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

~4k in the past two weeks, for a total of 21.5k (over 1/3 complete 1st draft, in theory!)

Worked out a few of the problems we discussed in the chat, too. Most importantly "why doesn't she just go to one of the 50+ small presses in NYC"

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

sebmojo posted:

I've read my 15k of antipodean cyber punk noir and decided it's basically OK so now I'm all good to start writing tomorrow so that's p good imo

holy gently caress is this bucket list

because if so


holy poo poo :fap:


Sitting Here posted:

But I have to assume the rest of you lot are uselessly chewing cud with a disturbingly vacant look in your eyes.

Prove me wrong :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

sorry some of us have awesome wives who throw surprise 30th birthday parties

but i still wrote like 100 words

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Martello posted:

holy gently caress is this bucket list

because if so


holy poo poo :fap:

Yes! 500 words and climbing like a raddled cliché Pacific Island PI climbing a ladder towards the end of the book it's a p long ladder and he really needs a piss

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
:swoon:

realtalk pls share the doc with me thanks

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Martello posted:

:swoon:

realtalk pls share the doc with me thanks

same

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I'm close to 10k but pretty disappointed I haven't hugely exceeded it

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i actually thought i was doing horribly this month but between two different books i wrote like 7k whoops

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


I'm at 3500, I just gotta knock some more words out before the end of the month.

painted bird
Oct 18, 2013

by Lowtax
Does anyone wanna swap crits? I can't promise anything very in-depth, but I can read your stuff and point out what I like and dislike and what I think works and what I think doesn't.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

chthonic bell posted:

Does anyone wanna swap crits? I can't promise anything very in-depth, but I can read your stuff and point out what I like and dislike and what I think works and what I think doesn't.

I'm down but the only problem is I've written 45k words total and it might be kind of tough for you to crit just the last 5000 this month without reading the stuff that comes before. Some of the chapters I've written in the past are after my current efforts but you have to read about 40k to get to the end of my newest stuff. If you're still interested, let me know and I'll PM you a docs link.

So yeah, did my 5000 words for the month. Definitely keeping this up next month.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
I'm down for that. I should have about 7k total on the 30th.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
My porno is finished at 10,200 words.

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
I finished my 5k words, woo!

So few words :(

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
As of now I'm at 18,919/20,000 for the month. This has been my most productive month. Next month I should be able to finish my book, and continue doing weekly TD entries. I'll wrap up my last 1081 words tomorrow.

I'm preemptively raising the stakes to 25k for May. :toxx:

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









i am at 532/5000 and going strong

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
53k total by the end of May :toxx:

That's 8000 on top of what I wrote for April.

My ultimate :toxx: is that this novel will be finished, in first draft form, by the birth of my child in the beginning of October.

painted bird
Oct 18, 2013

by Lowtax
I have zero words and four days to write 10k words.

RIP me.

I've had 5k-words days before, I can do this. I'm just stupid for leaving it this long.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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sebmojo posted:

i am at 532/5000 and going strong

i'm at 4.5/10k lol

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
im at 10.5k (i started a book got 4.3k in, then started another and got 6.2k in)

i set my sights too low lol

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
I'm gonna hit my 5K in the next day or two, got kind of thrown off by happenings in the ol' Thunderdome.

Gonna :toxx: for 7500 words next month, since I'll be working on my short story. My goal is to do at least 2K more novel words while I'm at it, too.

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
Are we going to have a new thread for May?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Might I suggest a new thread for editing? Sure, it's one thing to write 5k or 50k or 500k, but that's all just random hunks of marble waiting to be carved. We already have NaNoWriMo -- why not NaNoEdMo instead?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Are we going to have a new thread for May?

Yes indeed, I'm gonna be away from the internet though around then so if someone else can volunteer to put it up that would be awesome. Bonus points for terrible month puns.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Screaming Idiot posted:

Might I suggest a new thread for editing? Sure, it's one thing to write 5k or 50k or 500k, but that's all just random hunks of marble waiting to be carved. We already have NaNoWriMo -- why not NaNoEdMo instead?

Do it if you want to, you don't need a permission slip.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

sebmojo posted:

Do it if you want to, you don't need a permission slip.

I AM CONSTANTLY IN NEED OF VALIDATION OKAY

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