|
 for 10k words. I will be writing a sell-out work of cardboard-depth erotica to try to make money off of.
|
#
¿
Mar 31, 2015 06:02
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 13, 2024 21:36 |
|
|
i feel like i've entered an alternate dimension in which 5k words is considered significant for a whole month
|
|
#
¿
Apr 1, 2015 01:21
|
|
|
I wrote 910 words of my vampire/demon text-porno today. I also wrote a bunch of words of 'literature' but I'm not counting those toward long walk.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 2, 2015 02:44
|
|
|
good job everyone, take 100 steps today and also maybe tomorrow and soon enough you have walked one li
|
|
#
¿
Apr 2, 2015 14:01
|
|
|
crabrock posted:you are literally a dog's butthole. i bet your cute dog just sniffs you all day long being like "who is that." when you write a story it looks like poop. everytime u try to hold a pen it just goes up into you, because you are a butthole. let's all walking as far as we can
|
|
#
¿
Apr 2, 2015 19:04
|
|
|
i'm at 3,000 words
|
|
#
¿
Apr 4, 2015 21:10
|
|
|
4,700 words, nearly at the goal length for the weak-willed no risk noobs itt
|
|
#
¿
Apr 5, 2015 03:28
|
|
|
crabrock posted:I'll come if systran isn't how's your loving space simulator browser-based game that doesn't even have Newtonian physics going? you piece of poo poo? i bet you gave up on it
|
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 13:02
|
|
|
RedTonic posted:Actually, is there already an irc channel for CC or for this specific event? Did I miss that somewhere? #thunderdome on synirc is where most people actually hang out and talk #longwalk exists but is so far rarely used...mostly just people who are already in #thunderdome idling and never talking
|
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 19:19
|
|
|
crabrock posted:So have you actually managed to grow any hair yet or are you still getting sad about being bald, shaving the whole thing and sulkily looking into the mirror or what actually, all the hair on my dick is gone, which rules because it makes my small dick look larger without razor bumps what about you fatass? you lose any dick fat to make your micropenis visible? 5,411 words right now, what about you? how is twiceFAIL going? was the character 'scabs' based on your mom? was the loving tree bitch your sexual fantasy because you could pollinate it or whatever the gently caress trees do instead of using your useless loving dick on it?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 20:24
|
|
|
thriceFAIL.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 20:31
|
|
|
 angel opportunity trains in the long walk thread  sebmojo (left) and crabrock (right) play together in the long walk thread instead of getting poo poo done. also you are getting comed on edit: also you are fat instead of strong
|
|
#
¿
Apr 7, 2015 20:34
|
|
|
SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Yo, serious question: anybody know any good mags currently taking open submissions? Looking for 3-4K, paid obviously much better than unpaid. I'm tossing up Clarkesworld or Terraform for this month but I'll take other suggestions. I asked Kaishai two nights ago this question specifically for sci-fi and she recommended: Asimov's, Analog, and F&SF If you have a strong and unique fantasy world you can try Beneath Ceaseless Skies. It's the only place I ever tried submitting to so far, and the editor actually responds in around a month with a non-form rejection. He might only include a sentence or two about why he rejected it, but it's pretty valuable feedback. That is fantasy only though.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 8, 2015 01:27
|
|
|
I got really sick and am still sick so you plebs have a chance to catch up now
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2015 15:54
|
|
|
BCS has specific enough requirements. You shouldn't hamstring yourself with extra flashrules imo. Good luck!
|
|
#
¿
Apr 11, 2015 04:14
|
|
|
durrr im gonna spend an hour or two researching lifehacks that can make charts for me about how much i didnt write because i'm a baby that can only write like a max of 4k words in a loving month also i'm gonna brag about how my keyboard doesn't have labelled keys, but then admit later that i can't loving use certain keyboard shortcuts because i don't know where the keys are lmfao
|
|
#
¿
Apr 14, 2015 01:28
|
|
|
I'm close to 10k but pretty disappointed I haven't hugely exceeded it
|
|
#
¿
Apr 21, 2015 12:13
|
|
|
My porno is finished at 10,200 words.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 26, 2015 21:12
|
|
|
Okay how am I supposed to check everyone's word count? Post Google docs here if you've got them. Admit if you've failed or plan to fail.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2015 06:25
|
|
|
edit: nm
angel opportunity fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 29, 2015 |
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2015 15:44
|
|
|
Seb told me to check it but you're right I guess...maybe people should just self-report their failures? Seems kind of lame but I don't know if there's a better way?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2015 20:40
|
|
|
Yeah...I agree, so please send me your documents to check wordcounts.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 28, 2015 20:49
|
|
|
Dr. Kloctopussy posted:Also, angel opportunity, you pubbed a thing, so let me know if you want a gift certificate for a new avatar. Thanks, but it's self pub so that's lame, and also I am happy with my current avatar. I appreciate the offer though!
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 13:02
|
|
|
crabrock posted:yeah, or i could just tell you i failed/succeeded and you could trust me because I'm an adult and I don't lie about stupid poo poo. Everyone in Write About Dragons was an "adult" that regularly failed to meet deadlines and goals!!! So, for this thing, you show you loving did it or get banned. There's a really sleazy line you'd have to cross to forge your writing compared to just not reporting yourself to be banned, or even from just posting "I made it." I feel like to save $10, a lot of people would just post "I made it," but only the biggest failure pieces of poo poo would forge some 5,000 word google doc and send it to me. Probably in the process of creating your forgery, you would say, "Wow, I can't even succeed at this?" and you'd just let yourself get banned.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 20:29
|
|
|
Well, seb didn't post in the OP, but he asked me at the beginning of the month in IRC to be the word-count checker, so I assumed this was going to be a thing that happened. I'm just going to delete the table and poo poo and pull out of this
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 21:49
|
|
|
Doesn't sound like it? Seb needs to be in charge of this instead of me since he made the thread. If we were all adults, we would just write without having to toxx. I don't really get what the point of this thread is if we don't have to prove we did something.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 21:52
|
|
|
okay...prove it to seb though lol
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 21:57
|
|
|
Yeah I basically was just super fast scanning through to make sure it looked legit, then never looking at it again. I feel there should be checks on toxxes, but I'm not doing the checking anymore this month If you want to put into the OP next month that I will be checking etc., then I'll do it next month
|
|
#
¿
Apr 29, 2015 22:36
|
|
|
Luciano...mmmm...reading just the characters' names is getting me hot!
|
|
#
¿
Apr 30, 2015 02:14
|
|
|
http://www.amazon.com/Devil-She-Knows-Celia-Snow-ebook/dp/B00WUYM1BU/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1430395747&sr=8-6&keywords=the+devil+she+knows <--- my 10,000 words
|
|
#
¿
Apr 30, 2015 13:09
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 13, 2024 21:36 |
|
|
Mods! Ban chthonic bell, the failure!
|
|
#
¿
May 2, 2015 19:02
|
|