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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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LeoMarr posted:

Im really disappointed by TPB S9

Actually you're wrong season 9 is a return to form and is way better than season 8. Still not as good as the masterpiece that was season 3 but whatever.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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dang

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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:nws:
safe for work porn (but still not safe for work)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10200933312521678

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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n4i

http://theworstthingsforsale.com/2015/04/05/pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-own-butt/

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Ima Grip And Sip posted:

Fart Sandwiches posted:

"It might sound crazy at first, but then you realize that only your own butt knows how hard your butt wants to be pounded in the butt."

make this my username please

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Am I an antisocial shut in for having been around since the A/T days and never using the irc or wherever it was you guys went to make fun of Grover?

Pretty sure that makes you the better person.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I haven't watched 3 Kings since it came out on VHS in 99 or so and I remember not liking it much but it's really good.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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College students are the worst.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I was a huge square in high school and thought listening to Christian music made me a better one and Goddamn that poo poo is terrible. Christians will tell themselves anything to justify listening to that boring schlock that barely resembles and rips off actual good bands. I remember hitting the local Christian book store and they'd have a list like DO YOU LIKE THE DEFTONES!? Well here are some bands for you! They were all poo poo and didn't sound like the awesome music my heathen friends listened to.

Also I don't know if those pictures are what modern bands look like but it's an awful lot of hipsterish lookin folks and I hate all of them for looking like they do.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

are there any actual good deftones songs? i cant remember any

In 1999 there were.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Anyone in Melbourne Florida? I have a work thing in May over there.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

guess who's got two thumbs and lost his job this morning

guess



What happened?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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:nws: for butts
http://i.imgur.com/6bnzT78.webm

(dont click this you have been warned)

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Did you get caught loving your boss's wife?

Embezzlement?

Not warning someone about the tp in the third stall being gone?

Just trying to figure out what you did to warrant such punishment....


Also I may know a guy who knows a guy that you could catch a drink with.

Ok. I know a guy you could catch a drink with.

Ok. Its me. You can catch a drink with me.

My life here is sad.

Cool. I should be there may 7 and 8 leave on the 9th. Friday night gonna get weird

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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What the gently caress is MI? myocardial infarction?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Confirmed cristoff is blue squares alt

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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OZYMANDICKASS posted:

I think he means like Stevie Janowski's predicament in Eastbound & Down.

If anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about, watch Eastbound & Down.

It is real good.

Wanna empty quote but can't. I met the girl that plays the main chick with the big rack and she's super nice. Can also drink a lot which I assume is because of them big titties. They weren't hers in the show though. Some bullshit body double but it doesn't stop me from placing them titties with her face.

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Apr 16, 2015

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Apr 4, 2006

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I'm going to England next month cause my wife wants to see the magna carta and we can get free flight there thanks to airline miles. Anything worthwhile to do in London other than regular tourist poo poo?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

try the fish & scrimps i hear about

I'll channel my true porkins.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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My wife is a total anglophile. I want to hit hyde park for crypto history, she wants to hit... wherever the gently caress the magna carta is, and other than that poo poo is open. I figure we will do the big museums and the chunnel to paris is a definite maybe. This is a super short timeline for planning poo poo but that's the only way I know how to get things done.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

its been like almost ten years, but basically what i remember is this

-Buckingham Palace looks like a cement building with a nice gate
-All the food tasted almost like pennies, for some reason, and it all sucked
-8 bucks for a one way subway/bus ride.
-Everything was far apart, like 30-45 min by bus/subway
-Lots of Hare Krishna there. It seemed like they're the British mormons.
-All the crosswalks had a warning to look the other way
-I had come there after like 5 days in France, so I got dicked over by converting all my Euros into Pounds. Also poo poo is expensive there.
-Piccadilly Circus felt like a shittier Atlantic City

I dunno. I went to Paris for a few days before I was there, at the height of the freedom fries bullshit going on and I had a much more rad time there. The food was so much better, it was easier to get around, and poo poo didn't feel like a tourist trap. It is, but their tourism game is ridiculous and it doesn't leave you feeling hosed over. I got to check out a bunch of poo poo and had a rad time. I took the train from Paris to Nice afterwards, which was dirty as gently caress but the views were incredible.

I also went to Dublin for a couple days and it's basically America Jr. with cooler accents,

If we had more time we would definitely hit Ireland. That is the motherland for this pasty fucker right here. I won the genetic lottery and didn't end up with red hair like my sister but I still wanna party down with my ancestors, or whatever excuse I need to drink in a foreign land.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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dang

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

If you could swing a couple days in Paris then absolutely do it. It's completely worth doing. Even if you just check out poo poo like Notre Dame and the Eiffel Tower, then check out the Champs-Élysées and Arc de Triomphe you'll have a good time.If you want to go all out you can take a train out to Versailles and be there in about an hour. The standard tourist poo poo there is rad as hell, even without delving in and finding poo poo off the beaten path. Plus the drinking there is top-notch.

I mean if I had the chance to go to Europe again that'd be my first choice in a heartbeat.

If you do take the Chunnel out there, maybe you could swing by Normandy too and check that out. I missed out on that when I was there :(

Actually Normandy isn't something I thought of. She's a WW2 nerd so I might be able to swing that.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I feel like some eye popping emote is appropriate here.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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USMC503 posted:

Oh jesus. Would.

She's unironically hot.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Did they release it early?

edit: I am fully on board for this.

That batman voice! I like that he seems to be using some kind of modulator instead of mega growly. What's up with them batman eyes? Movie looks dope.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Cole posted:

the uparmored suit is what bruce wayne uses because otherwise superman would knock his loving block off. in the cartoon he only wears it for one scene. he turns himself into iron man.

Movie sounds more and more awesome.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Zeris posted:

Yeah I mean otherwise what could he even do besides one-up Superman with dead parent sob stories and sexy lady sexing stories?

A suit made of kryptonite?

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

A glorious time to be in the defense industry.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I like Amy Schumer.

Her standup is kinda boring but her show is awesome.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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I'M CHUBBY AND GIVE SLOPPY HEAD teehee

*is amy schumer's standup routine*

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:stare:

I pay $750/mo for a 2 BR townhouse.

(Was getting $1500/mo for BAH, thanks Ann Arbor)

I pay 650/month for a house I own with a yard. It's 2 bedroom 2 bath 1100 square feet because I wanted a small house but drat rents be crazy

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

or just fall into an amazing cheap spot like me not in the ghetto next to everything and convenient as gently caress. poo poo rules

and hot latina chicks wanna crash on your couch poo poo owns

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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USMC503 posted:

This post is so much better if you read it with the thickest italian accent you can imagine.

:vince:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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http://america.aljazeera.com/articl...dium=SocialFlow


quote:

A Columbia University student sued the school Thursday, saying it failed to protect him against harassment when a female student went public with claims he raped her after school authorities rejected her case.

Deathy?

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 25, 2015

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

Can you imagine Mt St Helens in a 24 hour news cycle world. There would have been 28k fps of that going down.

I'm waiting for our Pompeii. People frozen in time staring at their phones.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Batman TAS had some of the most hosed up episodes to see as a kid. The Clayface one, and mr freeze are the ones that spring to mind. Awesome show

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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If the joker is an insane person how does he sit so long for all those tattoos. Seems like he would have grabbed the machine and stabbed the tattoo guy in the face with it out of boredom.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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They should have made them shittier.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

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Watching that new left behind with nic cage and it really makes u think


About how Christians can't make a good movie

And you know there is no flight attendant in history that is as bangin hot as this blonde chick they got for this movie.


Holy poo poo. A defense department jet that will carry 400 passengers at Mach 40. The writers just have no clue and it is awesome.

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Apr 30, 2015

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