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Samael
Oct 16, 2012



I would like to enter the dungeon.

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Entering

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

This is stupid.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

unlike a tasteful discussion of hentai

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]




Counterpoint: no, you are

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

oh i see what you are up to now ettin

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I got 50 feet of rope. Let me into the dungeon.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
We're gonna need some iron rations

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

gnarlyhotep posted:

We're gonna need some iron rations

Let's just eat Winson instead.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
I have Iron Jonah - that's good enough, right?

Infinite Oregano
Dec 31, 2007

I'm going to make my friends eat infinite oregano and they'll have to do it because the recipe says so!
I'll bring an uncomfortable amount of oregano.

With that anything can be edible.

Anything.

I'm gonna enter this here dungeon.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I just changed into gas form, I'll be in someone's leather pouch but I'm not telling whose

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gnarlyhotep posted:

I just changed into gas form, I'll be in someone's leather pouch but I'm not telling whose

oh is that what you're calling butts now

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Captain Foo posted:

oh is that what you're calling butts now

Butts are nature's pockets

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



I'm bringing nothing but a strong devotion to my principles, which is what I call my big rear end mace.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Ettin posted:



Post here to enter the dungeon. First ~20 posters enter the dungeon first. The dungeon opens in 16 hours so be here or be not in a dungeon.

Look for a torch, THEN enter the dungeon.

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon

gnarlyhotep posted:

I just changed into gas form, I'll be in someone's leather pouch but I'm not telling whose

That's a strange way of saying you farted.

e: farted in a dungeon

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
It's time. Where's Ettin?

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

Entering dungeons? You can't railroad me, Ettin. Instead I'm going to frolic in the forest like the elf princess I am.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

did anyone bring a ten foot pole

slavic giants make good fighters imo

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
me want be orc

K Prime
Nov 4, 2009

I saunter into ye dung-eon

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

I roll to steal gold from my fellow party members behind their backs.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
>get ye flask

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
:frogsiren: DUNGEON IS OPEN

Give me a moment to call up goons! Slightly less than 20 will be called in first because unfortunately work ate map-making time but whatever.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Ettin posted:

:frogsiren: DUNGEON IS OPEN

Give me a moment to call up goons! Slightly less than 20 will be called in first because unfortunately work ate map-making time but whatever.

I want to enter the dungeon in place of the inevitable goon dropouts

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Good luck, nerds. I'm taking all the loot!

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Ettin posted:

:frogsiren: DUNGEON IS OPEN

Give me a moment to call up goons! Slightly less than 20 will be called in first because unfortunately work ate map-making time but whatever.

Bracing for impact.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm excited! I haven't been in a dungeon in almost 30 years.

Bendigeidfran
Dec 17, 2013

Wait a minute...
I ENTER YON DUNGEON!

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
>go dennis

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
I'm gonna dunge this so hard, you have no idea.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
I'm up for horrible death

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Posted! Only made it up to Siivola, so the next two are ningyou and gnarlyhotep. You two will be dropped in soon when I finish this map though, you don't have to wait for some chump to die :buddy:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Add me to the list of meathings to feed your dungeon.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Aww man gotta wait for some fuckers to die

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Yesssss. I eagerly await my shot at the dungeon.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum
No one is allowed to take my power which is the murderous, ravenous psychosis that is the hallmark of any true Dungeoneer

edit: FYI its "leaving work and heading home" time here on the East Coast Ettin, so you might want to give the first few Dungeon Explorees some extra time.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Laphroaig posted:

No one is allowed to take my power which is the murderous, ravenous psychosis that is the hallmark of any true Dungeoneer

I feel like this should be considered part and parcel of every character tbh.

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Skyl3lazer posted:

Aww man gotta wait for some fuckers to die

same

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