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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Mr. Fowl posted:

Shelly's gonna punch it if she see it. Just sayin'.

Skelly-punchers gotta be punchin skellies.

Speaking of which lets skip the TOTALLY NEARBY PATH to the tower and punch jump the chasm cause that would be fun. Lets do your plan.

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Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Actually turns out I can't write timely posts and have basically zero drive to write anything anyway. I'm officially backing out, so sorry, Kai Tave, but you're on your own now. :(

Sir Aurinkoinen goes found a religion or something, I dunno.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Aw, that's cool. I'll give you a send off later this evening when I get a post up.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer
That send off was a thing of eternal, incorruptible beauty.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Blame work for this! Sorry guys :argh:

I'll probably add a few extras to the dungeon tomorrow though. You'll probably lose but hey, why not, right?!

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
Shoulda challenged the robot to a game of two-up.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

grassy gnoll posted:

Shoulda challenged the robot to a game of two-up.

gently caress.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I rolled a 7 on 3d6 :cripes:

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

Xelkelvos posted:

I rolled a 7 on 3d6 :cripes:

Hey, a win is a win.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

I've got something special cooking for my last post so it'll be up tomorrow. The dice gods were nice to me this dungeon, I fear what I will face next time I play a tabletop game.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Xelkelvos posted:

I rolled a 7 on 3d6 :cripes:

That's what I rolled for STR on my first ever D&D character, possibly. Even better was rolling a 1 for Vimp the Wimp's hit points on his 1d4.

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

GruntyThrst posted:

I've got something special cooking for my last post so it'll be up tomorrow. The dice gods were nice to me this dungeon, I fear what I will face next time I play a tabletop game.

Well I was going to do a cool .gif of a guy wearing balder armor killing Gwyn and edit the name but I don't have my Dark Souls save any more and I don't have time to speedrun through it for a dumb gimmick so just imagine it in your minds eye and I'll post after dinner.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Writing up the next post! April is kicking my butt, so if five people haven't escaped by the end of the month I'll hand out avatars to my favourite remaining posters and wrap it there. We'll see what happens. :v:

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
'Kay, well I'm ready to take on Some Jerk Wizard or whatever's left after I think he already got his rear end kicked, but I'm ready regardless.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Man this would have been super sweet :(

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Skyl3lazer posted:

Man this would have been super sweet :(

I'm still planning to update, but the Breakfast Cult kickstarter is supposed to be fulfilled this month and working on it is killing me. I'll try and make the time for another post unless my delays have killed this already :negative:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Ettin posted:

I'm still planning to update, but the Breakfast Cult kickstarter is supposed to be fulfilled this month and working on it is killing me. I'll try and make the time for another post unless my delays have killed this already :negative:

:justpost:

sentrygun
Dec 29, 2009

i say~
hey start:nya-sh
I fully intend to hop straight into gorgonhaus as soon as I've pet all the dogs and cats. I'm cool with waiting!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Me an Jessie Ventura are standing by, no prob DM.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Gonna lumber in this dungeon 'till I dieeee~

Ningyou
Aug 14, 2005

we aaaaare
not your kind of pearls
you seem kind of pho~ny
everything's a liiiiie

we aaaare
not your kind of pearls
something in your make~up
don't see eye to e~y~e

Meruru-chan is scolding you in a very cute but also very orthodox anime pope way from her perch atop some dorkbag elf's shoulders ettin-chan =u___________________________________________u=

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Is the Hardware Store, like, Gnome IKEA? Because nobody is making it out of there alive.

(I am gonna make it)

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Go GruntyThrst!

PM me your DriveThru email to claim your prize!

potatocubed
Jul 26, 2012

*rathian noises*

DigitalRaven posted:

Go GruntyThrst!

PM me your DriveThru email to claim your prize!

Me too! If you like free Dungeon World stuff, anyway.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Gnarly that was my favorite post if this whole thing so far

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Skyl3lazer posted:

Gnarly that was my favorite post if this whole thing so far

Thanks! I guess all those cheesy movies I watched growing up finally paid off.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
Was looking forward to Necromancer University hijinks, game didn't disappoint.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Ryan Arrr failed his red room roll but we didn't really do the blue room challenge properly, hmmm :negative:

(Also:)

Skyl3lazer posted:

Gnarly that was my favorite post if this whole thing so far

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

I'm bummed to have only found this now but got drat it was funny reading through

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010
Next post within a day or so finally. Exits are being approached! :toot:

Still waiting on GruntyThrst's choice!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
one day I would like to enter the dungeon

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

But Moola, the dungeon was always inside...your heart.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
:aaa:

Ningyou
Aug 14, 2005

we aaaaare
not your kind of pearls
you seem kind of pho~ny
everything's a liiiiie

we aaaare
not your kind of pearls
something in your make~up
don't see eye to e~y~e

what the gently caress is your avatar

do you even have a heart for the dungeon to be in it's just a lump of freaky balloonskin (like DIDN'T YOU SEE THE RULES ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE "you must have this many hearts to enter the dungeon that isn't in your heart" and how would you even fit one in there it's like a sad morlock birthday favor and it probably pops if you rub it wrong)

Ningyou fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jun 8, 2015

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Looks like a tumorous blobfish.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Ningyou posted:

what the gently caress is your avatar

do you even have a heart for the dungeon to be in it's just a lump of freaky balloonskin (like DIDN'T YOU SEE THE RULES ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE "you must have this many hearts to enter the dungeon that isn't in your heart" and how would you even fit one in there it's like a sad morlock birthday favor and it probably pops if you rub it wrong)

Please do not scrunt shame me

Also I am in fact entirely made of hearts

But none of them can feel love....

*farts wistfully into the distance*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
does this mean I am also made up of hundreds of little tiny dungeons?

if so you may all enter my dungeons

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

I want to enter the dungeon.

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Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



The dungeon exists within us all, to enter it you only have to accept the dungeon into your heart.

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