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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

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Spaceman Future! posted:

This is about the most NWS page of pizza reviews I have ever seen.

I found out a little too late. Jeez.

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ReindeerF posted:

Sounds like Big Gay has international reach there.

Yeah there's no getting around it.

Joementum posted:

Quote of the morning, "What's going on right now between us and Israel used to be accompanied by a kiss on the cheek and thirty pieces of silver. We're truly looking at a Pontius Pilate President." ~ Rep. Mike Kelly (R-PA).


(Don't think about his analogy too long. It makes no sense.)

Also this makes the US sound like a prostitute.

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Shageletic posted:

So is there some sort of Republican Frank Luntz type of mandate that I'm not aware of? Because this quote is awfully familiar.

He's just quoting his fav Smashmouth song.

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Apr 3, 2008

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Not true, Achmadenajad says there are no gay people in Iran. Your argument is a fallacy, Cotton.

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CommieGIR posted:

"I love you all so much, but gently caress you"

"Bless your heart" in longform.

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Joementum posted:

How to make a cocktail, according to the US Department of Agriculture Forrest Service, 1974.



For the highball I think I'll go with a bourbon mix. :getin:

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Fellatio del Toro posted:

It always seemed to me like the resurrection kinda undermines the whole thing. Like wow god, thanks for sacrificing your son for three days and then taking him right back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u62cZD9Qi4I

Keanu Christ.

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DaveWoo posted:

I'm just amazed Cotton managed to answer an entire question without bringing up Iran.

He did, he just used the present tense.

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Joementum posted:

Congressman Huelskamp is mad about bullet bans. So mad that he's gonna ban the bullet ban... with bullets!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdbqV_AICc

Take that, paper!



Looks like he isn't handling the trigger correctly with that grouping.

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RevKrule posted:

once worked as a female impersonator at a gay nightclub in Winston-Salem and was gay at the time,

How do you be "gay at the time"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLo-ylNPXyE

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Its pretty insane how last week tonight has some of the best journalism on any television program today

The bar is incredibly low.

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Joementum posted:

Quote of the morning, "LOL - come on dad, think you checked the wrong box" ~ Jeb Bush Jr.

**Accidentally marks ethnicity as Ralph Nader**

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Double down and say they're using their work computers and instead of working are posting here and draining the poor corporation's resources

I've done my work. Not my fault if they expect so much less of me.

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CommieGIR posted:

Won't anybody think about the dog loving minority?

We do, that's why we have beastiality laws.

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CommieGIR posted:

They have their rights too! :qq:

Again why we have beastiality/ASPCA.

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DemeaninDemon posted:

Good source of electrolytes after a night of coke and scotch.

Why would you mix scotch with Coke?

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Apr 3, 2008

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Well if it makes your Dewar's more drinkable then I won't judge.

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CannonFodder posted:

Why would you butt-chug scotch?

Someone has to get rid of all this Dewar's.

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I love Twitter for its ease in getting people to say stupid things and let it proliferate.

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They meant to say "There's no 'I' in Hillary Clinton.

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Hollismason posted:

Ted Cruz is going to loving destroy in those debates. Seriously, I'm not joking. He's a trained debater and a really really good lawyer. He's insane and I disagree with everything he stands for because he's a goddamn sociopath but he's a good debater.

Now I am not going to outright say that Ted Cruz is the anti-Christ, but he was born of occultist parentage that regularly performed ritual sacrifices. Makes you think.

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Mr Interweb posted:

I accept the fact that Cruz may actually be a supremely knowledgeable person (dude did go to Harvard and Princeton, after all) but my problem has always been that none of that poo poo matters when you decide to become a Republican presidential nominee*. I mean, what's the benefit of getting a PhD in geology from MIT if you happen to be a flat Earther?

*or really just anything related to being a Republican in general

You make the mistake of assuming education is equal to intelligence or credibility.

Like 40% of the PhD students from my class are tea partiers.

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shrike82 posted:

I'm guessing STEM.

Nope, International Relations.

Seriously one of these fuckers advocated nuking Hanoi when a Vietnamese exchange student was sitting behind him.

And threatened the president over the internet.

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CommieGIR posted:

:stare: Who teaches the class? MacArthur? Kissinger?

The professors are competent but somehow they admitted Rush Limbaugh Jr. into the PhD program.


It's pronounced champagne.

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Unzip and Attack posted:

Yeah no poo poo. My IR classes were pretty much +90% liberals. What kind of idiot teabagger gets a PhD in IR anyway? Where the gently caress do they think they'll be working?

One of them actually was State Dept. at one point though who knows how the hell that relationship was severed though to be fair the guy was kind of decent. Except he was pretty racist and had some deplorable opinions.

The other is just balls to the wall nuts however, and regularly would shout down anyone who disagreed with him and often caught poo poo for swearing and yelling at people in academic discussions.

I honestly have no idea.

For the most part the program comprises of a lot of international students and otherwise sane people though.

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hobbesmaster posted:

At some think tank making more money than the rest of the class.

Nope, considering his background and his other...propensities he will likely continue wasting away writing angry comments about foreigners and liberals until whatever takes him takes him.

site posted:

Dunno what it is about the people at my school but all the polisci peeps are liberals and all the ir kids are Republicans lol

Realism is for the weakminded.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

No lie, I'd take a class on international relations taught by Henry Kissinger.

Gin and Juche fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 6, 2015

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CommieGIR posted:

I would too, but I'm pretty sure even Kissinger wouldn't tolerate some of the poo poo Libertarians/Tea Partiers bring to a discussion.

What would you call it when they idolize him and yet despise him profusely when he tells them that turning Iran/Palestine into glass would be a bad idea?

Is that what a love/hate relationship is?

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CommieGIR posted:

Its called angry sex.

If the course consists of watching a group of overweight middle-aged white men run a train on Henry Kissinger over the course of a semester then I think I'll just take Game Theory instead.

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hobbesmaster posted:

How about a class on game theory taught by Henry Kissinger? It'd consist solely of games of Diplomacy.

Good Lord

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SedanChair posted:

Oh no, you've inflamed them with your violent rhetoric. :ohdear:

Now they'll try to rub out poor people even harder. :ohdear::ohdear::ohdear:
:wiggle:

Getting angry when poor people eat fancy feasts instead of Fancy Feast.

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Radish posted:

I'm waiting for it to be only food you can scrape off your body after Tea Partiers get to pelt you with it.

"We realized that we were actually diminishing your potential by giving you hand outs, therefor we are switching to rocks."

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blunt for century posted:

That's too generous. Welfare should clearly be all the rice and beans you can fit in both hands, once a week :colbert:

That sounds reasonable, it might not seem much but rice and beans expand when you cook them.

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Phone posted:

It did... For Rick Scott's former employer that his wife just so happens to work at.

While I agree with your argument you ended a sentence with a preposition so I must dismiss it entirely.

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Radish posted:

If it wasn't refrigerators it would be clothes and if it wasn't clothes they'd be asking why they use fancy barrels to hide their nakedness and not burlap sacks.

Oh they go on to list more after that one.

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zoux posted:

Here's an idea, what if all the poor people just loving died? Just like, and hear me out, what if they just all loving starved to death and died?

"Oh they aren't lower middle class! Just the other day I saw them at Chili's!"

zoux posted:

You guys remember in the primaries last cycle when they had a debate and one of the moderators asked "What should these people, without health insurance, do" and some people in the audience yelled out "Let them die". That happened right, that wasn't some satire move I saw?

No they didn't yell, but the audience started clapping and cheering. This happened.

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

Wasn't it an actual for real candidate for President of the United States that basically said 'let them die' to wild cheers and applause?

Fairly certain it was Rick Perry, but yes.

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Ron Paul took the hypocritic oath when he became a doctor.

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Joementum posted:

Pepco is reporting scattered power outages in DC this afternoon.

The power went out at the White House during Rand's announcement.

Either Rand is re-enacting the movie White House Down, or PEPCO is a really lovely utility company.

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Party Plane Jones posted:

PEPCO took a good week to restore power to areas hit by high wind a couple years back if I remember right.

You are remembering right, I was in one of those areas. Major urban area but we get the service restoration of a backwater Northeastern town that has just been hit by a hurricane.

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Pork Pie Hat posted:

Ah balls, I forgot that. Oh well, he can buy some cake or something.

drat I was hoping you were aiming for a relapse. Mr. President, we all float down here :unsmigghh:.

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