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What do you guys do when you have to arrest someone, but then they have to poo poo like RIGHT NOW? Do you guys just watch them as they do their business, make them take a dump/piss in the back of the cruiser, etc?
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Grem posted:They can wait, but I never had a take home, so... I know it seemed like a weird question, but me and a friend were having a discussion on it and I figured, "what the gently caress, I'm sure no cop wants to have to clean poo poo or piss out of the back of their car.". No one seems to wonder about the little minutiae of the job like that.
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May 3, 2015 08:11
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AcidRonin posted:Is it kosher for maryland state troopers to pull me over on the DC beltway while it passes through Arlington VA? I took the ticket I was definitely speeding but is that strictly speaking legal? Are you a politician and/or powerbroker?
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May 12, 2015 13:36
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Not easy to win a war against an armed and dedicated insurgent group half a planet away.
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Jun 23, 2015 11:57
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Whale Cancer posted:This day shift rotation I have been purposely driving 10 to sometimes 20 under the limit just to see how many cars I can get behind me that won't pass me. Then when someone rear ends you because of that... Who's fault will it be?
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Jun 23, 2015 15:50
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Smiling Jack posted:fixed that for you Militia. And I didn't choose it so you tell me.
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Jun 23, 2015 18:35
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Long story short, it's an in-joke that probably went too far when a friend got it, but overall I don't care. We should live in a world where we are judged by the contents of our shitposts, not by the stupidness of our avatars.
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Jun 23, 2015 19:10
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You can't take my Nazi Rebel flag, damnit.
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Jun 23, 2015 19:25
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Fo3 posted:can fine drivers for 3mph* over the speed limit etc. I think this would actually cause armed revolution in the US.
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Jul 2, 2015 17:06
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https://www.full30.com/video/dc1c563aa6b106f252dfe6a9d91ffd94 I think this is clearly self defense, but would an officer get investigated, put on leave, etc for emptying what looked like a full magazine into this guy?
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Jul 2, 2015 19:14
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Hot take: its really hard to differentiate between a BB gun and a real gun and I'm not gonna wait and see what kind of projectile comes flying at me. You should have been able to tell by the orange tip, murderer!
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Jul 3, 2015 12:58
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Man I forget the exact circumstances but we got a safety advisory about a year ago about a dude who was arrested with a real working glock that he'd painted an orange tip onto I actually read awhile ago about some gangbangers who did that exact thing to their guns. Makes me wonder just how common it is.
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Jul 3, 2015 14:28
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Mike-o posted:What's worse, joining the army and dealing with all the retardedness it entails for however many years you sign your life away and come back with mental problems, or living with your mom into adulthood and being a pants pissing autist who tries to emulate being a mentally disturbed grizzled vet? Are you talking about that MARSOC guy who wasn't even American?
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Jul 4, 2015 04:13
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I can't even find that thread anymore...
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Jul 4, 2015 04:31
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Wasn't there like a 14 page thread where he got exposed?
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Jul 4, 2015 04:54
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Reign Of Pain posted:Hey Bernard, look at 2:45 and 3:00 and tell me if this is that mandibular pressure point you been talkin' 'bout He was just helping a drunk man with his dentures.
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Jul 5, 2015 03:48
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Did you buy that title and profile picture? We went over this a few pages back. I'm sorry none of us speak the Queens English.
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Jul 5, 2015 21:42
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u wot m8 u fukkin wot ill skin yer heel m8
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Jul 5, 2015 21:57
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It's been awhile... Can we get some sov cit stories from you folks?
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Jul 17, 2015 11:51
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Branis posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toBCb9K9T3E&feature=youtu.be Have you ever professionally dealt with one? edit: That kid in the video is quite possibly the ugliest person I've seen in my life. Skoll fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Jul 17, 2015 |
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Jul 17, 2015 14:15
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bitcoin bastard posted:I'm not usually a huge fan of the cops beating the poo poo out of people, but exceptions can be made. under protest
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Jul 17, 2015 16:37
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Tyro posted:Yessssss more dogge stories. Any sovereign citizen dog stories?
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Jul 17, 2015 17:22
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If a cop tells me to put out my cigarette I will be filing suit with the city and department that he is oppressing my heritage to burn things and create ash. Heritage not hate brothers.
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Jul 26, 2015 10:16
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How many of you guys have one of these?
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Jul 26, 2015 13:19
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Untagged posted:Better hope I don't see you don't tap the ash out the window or throw the cig out, one littering ticket and one flammable material ticket each time baby. It's my heritage to get people mandatory community service. Jokes on you, pig. I don't smoke. In all seriousness though, how often does that actually happen? There's so much poo poo on the books I've had no clue about until you guys bring it up.
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Jul 26, 2015 15:18
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Branis posted:If I even thought I was gonna get indicted for murder i'd probably eat my gun. I'm too much of a freebird for prison. What kinda gun would you use?
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Jul 30, 2015 11:00
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Branis posted:maybe like a swiss K31 just for the variety. I can almost bet nobody in the US has died by 7.5x55 Nah man if you wanna go unique, I bet no ones died at all to a 6.5x47 in the US. Or at all.
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Jul 30, 2015 13:23
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I would off myself with a Gyrojet.
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Jul 30, 2015 14:38
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Cop gay. So What posted:I will pledge $1 per every D&D poster you take out before you off youslef. I will match this contribution to your afterlife 401k.
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Jul 30, 2015 14:46
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Branis posted:for 50 dollars i'll directly reference you in my manifesto. I'd like you to reference me as Ayatollah Skollulah ali Al Baba.
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Jul 30, 2015 16:01
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peelian_Principles
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Jul 31, 2015 21:21
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Vahakyla posted:As far as I'm aware, most South American countries, almost all European countries, Russia, China and far east and middle east patrol in pairs. How many of these have you actually been to and have observed?
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Aug 1, 2015 13:54
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Vahakyla posted:Most of em. Sorry I'm not a shut in nerd. I didn't know you had the time, what with charging people how to play video games.
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Aug 1, 2015 19:41
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Tasing you was probably really fun though and I bet a lot of people asked to do it.
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Aug 15, 2015 20:59
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bitcoin bastard posted:marshall law had like 30 triangles holy memories, batman
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Aug 17, 2015 02:26
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Whip Slagcheek posted:How do non-cop goons feel about videotaping. On weed. Makes u think. I am ok with this as long as bad porno music is edited in later for the eventual youtube release about ACAB.
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Aug 20, 2015 12:56
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ActusRhesus posted:
You have to realize that the people youre arguing with have probably never suffered any real hardship in their lives. Across 25 years away from their dais of shitposting is cruel and unusual.
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Aug 20, 2015 13:51
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Two Finger posted:We need to buy p Barnes an account The one man I would create joinder with.
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Sep 16, 2015 19:19
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P Barnes wouldn't arrest a kid for making a clock.
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Sep 16, 2015 19:41
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Who is P Barnes? I tried googling it but so much poo poo came up I couldn't make any sense of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ edit : Follow up of the video http://www.cdapress.com/news/local_news/article_9447b4f2-2efb-11e2-9acf-0019bb2963f4.html Skoll fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Sep 17, 2015 |
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