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Smiling Jack posted:Punching someone in the face isn't even an arrestable crime in many jurisdictions. Please tell me where.
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One day we skipped out on PT and went to pancake house as a platoon. Had a syrup chugging competition between two guys, the winner would get released early. Well we ended up doing a bunch of layouts that day, so they just felt like poo poo all day instead.
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All Cops Are Beannieson
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Cole posted:it's one of the first methods we learned to see if someone is alive or not. That or a knee to the balls.
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AcidRonin posted:Stay far away my son Let us know, pussy.
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I don't think taping a paper to the window is a crime.
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Skoll posted:Not easy to win a war against an armed and dedicated insurgent group half a planet away. 
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She didn't need to not shoot either. 
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Equine Don posted:To pet the beagle is illegal. gently caress the police.
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Skoll posted:If a cop tells me to put out my cigarette I will be filing suit with the city and department that he is oppressing my heritage to burn things and create ash. Heritage not hate brothers. 
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DrakeriderCa posted:Interesting note: a coworker used to be a dog man. They had an American come up to train with them, and after observing their training he told them they should modify their "handler assistance" scenarios. One of the other dog guys got all offended and said they had the best designed training in North America and they didn't need to change anything. So the American guy says "okay. Lay down on the ground and have the bad guy point a gun at you, and hit the door release and see what your dog does." So the loudmouth cop does it and immediately gets his poo poo rekt by his own dog. lmbo
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Don't you wanna be cool?
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Aug 26, 2015 06:29
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Hawaii cops are chill as gently caress. Coworker just ran a red light and got pulled over. "Your mind wandering today? You just blew through that red light." "poo poo I didn't even notice." "That's why I asked if your mind was wandering today. Be careful we don't want anyone getting run over. Have a nice day." Not even a written warning.
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Victor Vermis posted:Shoulda splattered his filthy Haole brains all over the Kamehameha He is a big local dude.
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Sep 3, 2015 22:40
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How many of you have banged in your cruisers?
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Smiling Jack posted:Hail satan
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Davethulhu posted:Really what I'm saying is gently caress Texas. Something we can all agree on.
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There was a really cute lady cop directing traffic while I was walking back from the beach. What is the proper way to hit on a cute lady cop? You can direct my traffic any time? I need assistance.
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Nov 22, 2015 08:12
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12 pound trigger? Holy gently caress.
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Nov 23, 2015 19:37
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Now, icy hot in underwear is a different story.
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Nov 25, 2015 08:54
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All cops are divorced.
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Can't even pull the trigger on a tazer. How will you ever make the green grass grow?
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Victor Vermis posted:Hover around group conversations. 
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I kinda want to get pepper sprayed just to see what it's like. Minus the getting arrested part.
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You guys gonna fly to Hawaii?
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Actually, if someone sends me pepper spray, I will post a video of getting pepper sprayed.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:If you film it and post it I'll send you some real poo poo, not that BS bought at a gun show pepper spray. Address sent.
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Within a month of receiving the OC spray (probably much sooner) I will post a video of me getting pepper sprayed.  Just need to make sure I don't have to work the next day and can get my buddy to do it not in the middle of downtown. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Being a Brazilian cop looks rad as hell.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd9ltJGykYc
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Oh it's happening. You should have seen my way too nice civilian buddy's face when I told him he would have to pepper spray me and record it for the Internet.
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The blonde one.
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I have a month after I get the pepper spray to post the video. It will happen. I ain't no bitch. I'm scared.
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What's smoke crack 1.0?
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That creole is my favorite. I put that poo poo on everything.
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`Nemesis posted:That stuff is on Amazon, if anyone wants some Holy poo poo I'm reading the description on Amazon. 
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These chips rock, Beannieson.
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