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Melthir posted:What is your opinion of federal law enforcement officers like myself and why. Gayyyyyy
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Wow that guy sure murdered the gently caress outa that kid. I wonder if he really did have the cops taser and was fleeing with it. Probably get in to big trouble for losing that, do gently caress it, kill the dude so you at least get a lawyer.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:22
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AirCav58 posted:As long as you take it before it gets logged and entered into evidence it shouldn't be a problem. I easily clear a few extra grand a month this way. That's simply bush league compared to LeoMarr's side job.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:29
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:50 year old man described as "kid" by noted former cop goon professor gremlin Oh I just assumed cops killed another kid, not my fault the MO changed.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:37
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Also the waitresses are 5's but as easy as 2's.
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Apr 14, 2015 00:03
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Who doesn't like donuts on their pancakes?
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Apr 14, 2015 05:07
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Liquid Communism posted:Hey, beats the guy the local PD didn't fire until he got caught with meth and pot in his cruiser after doing a hit-and-run. Second accident on duty, too, and he's since been picked up from probation methed up high as a kite and is now doing jail time after this happening repeatedly. Haha we had a local sheriff with this same sort of story. Spent a few nights in the jail named after him, too.
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Apr 14, 2015 22:38
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All carbs are bad
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Apr 14, 2015 23:29
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Just go so you can lecture some loving 7 year old like you're at the end of a G.I. Joe cartoon.
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Apr 23, 2015 05:21
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Equine Don posted:Well?! Are you quoting from BSS?
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May 1, 2015 01:10
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More riots when they're acquitted. Maybe they did something lovely (I think nickle rides are a little lovely), but there's not enough to convict them. If it gets in to something like "He didn't commit a crime so the arrest is assault", there could be some big repercussions ten years after when gets to the Supreme Court.
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May 1, 2015 22:00
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Yea, I've helped load a lot of guys in to the Sheriff's van, I worked in a big city too, there's no way they get convictions. Especially not on those bike nerds.
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May 1, 2015 22:13
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Skoll posted:What do you guys do when you have to arrest someone, but then they have to poo poo like RIGHT NOW? Do you guys just watch them as they do their business, make them take a dump/piss in the back of the cruiser, etc? They can wait, but I never had a take home, so...
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May 2, 2015 21:45
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Captain Bravo posted:"Dispatch, call off the PD. These guys look like pussies, I think we can take them." Um, that sounds exactly like Denver FD.
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May 2, 2015 22:48
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Wait, you're a fireman now? My answer to "is he x'ing normally" was always "I don't know what he x's like normally"
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May 3, 2015 15:39
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You wouldn't be afraid of IA if you didn't have anything to hide.
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May 4, 2015 19:14
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:That or a knee to the balls. You just flick their eyeballs, that's the only way I was taught. Sternum rub for waking up drunks, pinching the poo poo out of the inside of their bicep for females.
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May 8, 2015 02:04
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Captain Bravo posted:Oh my god, watching that video is loving surreal. The whole time I was thinking, "Man, that voice sounds familiar... man, that place looks really familiar!" Aww man, that's a bummer. I was hoping he was one of those guys that do those ridiculous close combat draws on YouTube and was just shown how bullshit they all are.
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Jul 3, 2015 02:53
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I don't think they will but lol that lawyer getting paaaid.
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Jul 3, 2015 03:37
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Christ no wonder you can't hold on to all your lovely colonies.
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Jul 7, 2015 22:25
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I make it a rule to never speak German around dogs. Everything the handlers say speak German and I just assumed that every German word means "bite a minority". I'm white so I'm probably safe, just wanna make sure.
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Jul 27, 2015 07:15
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Oh you're being oppressed? Welcome to the club. *thunk*
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Jul 28, 2015 20:11
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DA's prejudice is gonna get a murderer off scott free lol.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:51
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frajaq posted:Watching that Raymond Tensing video. Doesn't police patrols in duos? If yes why didn't his buddy help him handle the situation with the driver Too busy thinking "No way is he gonna shoot this guy"
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Aug 1, 2015 05:03
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We had a detox van run by a local place that would be run by EMTs. They were way rougher than the EMTs and loved fighting. I've seen them give a few nickle rides, as well. Also one of the girls had one arm and would put a glove on her stump.
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Aug 6, 2015 20:17
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Volume posted:Do cop goons here think legalizing weed would make them better able to deal with real crimes or would it just cause mad max in the streets? I was a cop in a state that legalized weed and the amount of poo poo that was relieved was ALMOST enough for me not to quit. Legalized weed is a godsend.
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Aug 20, 2015 17:52
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Do you toke up with the cool kids after class or what? No I'm a nerd and thinks it smells gross, I abuse prescription pain killers like all the other responsible adults.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:18
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Branis posted:Still ashamed that I donated to that. Haha holy poo poo you are one dumb loving redneck.
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Sep 2, 2015 01:59
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Also buy your own vest, drat. Sounds like that lady was wearing department issued stuff which usually gives you some weird looking belly ledge.
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Sep 20, 2015 01:56
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JayKay posted:Too bad that for the majority of teachers, that 3 months is unpaid. Nope, it's all year round most places, which is kinda dope not wearing pants for like a month and getting paychecks. I'll probably still bag groceries at Safeway in the summer though, for clichés sake.
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Sep 21, 2015 22:25
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Also I have two kids. I'm a failure from top to bottom.
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Sep 22, 2015 00:39
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Paycheck doesn't coincide with cherry picked stats, time to complain to the union!DrakeriderCa posted:wtf how do you even get a $150k/yr pension Teflon Don posted:Cop wrong. So what
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Sep 22, 2015 06:38
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This is stills the drunk thread right? Celebrating a friends birthday and I really miss you guys!
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Oct 4, 2015 03:38
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gently caress that, public education is more like Jesus than cops and I'm nothing if not Godly.
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Oct 4, 2015 04:51
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Oh man I must have been really drunk I don't even like Jesus.
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Oct 5, 2015 03:10
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I always told people they're supposed to update their license after major weight fluctuations.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:51
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I happened to use Slav as a pejorative today and was informed that Polacks are indeed Slavic.
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Nov 7, 2015 03:46
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Hitting people straight in the loving knees with a baton is pretty satisfying. So are phrases like "I aimed my strike to the meary part of the thigh bjt due to the suspect's continued resistance the baton landed on the outside of the knee, causing the suspect to fall."
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Water777 posted:what kind of shitstorm would you be in if you cuffed a hand to an ankle? I wrastled with a dude after the first cuff went on who was much bigger and better than me and got cuffed him to a bike rack because it was the closet thing available. Then just chilled until backup came. No disciplinary action so I guess it's okay as long as you articulate!
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