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Now the dude they shot wasn't a kid by any means, but he straight up iced a motherfucker. The cell video I saw was a bit late to the start of the action, but it looks like something drops behind the officer as the guy starts running away. I'm just grateful the cameraman had the god damned decency to rotate is phone to landscape so the video looks worth a gently caress.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 20:15 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 03:52 |
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Back home there are on duty cops in ihops and some denny's around 2 am because there are tons of drunk loving idiots.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 23:12 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:literally_what_sedanchair_believes.txt I understand his fear of police as a black member of society.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 02:09 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 02:26 |
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I think it's hard to not charge someone being that a dude can't really sever his own spine when he's cuffed in paddy wagon.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 19:13 |
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Yeah there's three black people, a mick, and two white guys.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 03:23 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:The one on the bottom right is White. Still, though, Nero looks like he belongs on a potato farm.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 03:25 |
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In Texas if you abandon a car on a highway it gets a big orange sticker on the window that is next to impossible to get off and then has a few days before it's towed.
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# ¿ May 17, 2015 14:07 |
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deratomicdog posted:I take get my policing tips from SVU, personally. Lifetime the TV series.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 06:34 |
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I was under the impression Reno 911 is far and away the best cop show.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 18:41 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:I don't know but I always cite anyone with Obama stickers. They need to do their part to plug the billion dollar deficits driven up by their party.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 23:17 |
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Any sailor that has visited a foreign port or two has almost certainly nailed a hooker.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 18:22 |
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The point I was trying to make is someone is out of their mind if they're shocked or surprised that a sailor nailed a hooker. Since you're already getting veteran's preference, why even lie? If that's the type of thing that would DQ you, would you really want the job in the first place?
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 01:05 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:Question: There was two police officers who were doing traffic where I was at, and when I was walking by they were complaining about "getting the day shift" is the day shift that bad? Why does the day shift suck if it's bad? Day shift means that the majority of people in town are awake, driving, and otherwise causing headaches.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 17:18 |
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Quick send in the chinese fire department.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 15:17 |
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Victor Vermis posted:YOU DONT SAY
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 22:51 |
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Depends. Might end up like Rachael Hoffman.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 13:35 |
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He was a shithead from the moment he walked in the door that morning. There are three other videos of him just being a shithead leading up to the tasing. He showed up to court in his finest vibram five fingers, blue jeans, and a tshirt. He caused a ruckus at the security checkpoint and told p. barnes there that he was going to bill them for the unlawful search of a metal detector and xray. He then goes and sits in traffic court and is filming other people discussing their personal cases with the prosecutor. Multiple bailiffs come to tell him to turn off the camera or leave, and he refuses to do both. No one gets physical but they end up emptying the entire courtroom just to get him and his camera out. After the prosecutor tries to talk to him about his offense and he rambles on about some sovcit bullshit about how he has no name or isn't a US citizen. They used incredible restraint to deal with his rear end and they probably would have been justified using force and arresting him sooner.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 13:32 |
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So, copgoons, are you peace officers or officers of the law.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 13:17 |
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Let the record show that you battered me, and now you're using a taaaaaaaaAAAUGGGHHHHHHH
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 15:52 |
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Why was he never edited into the dorner pic?
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 22:47 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Pharmaceutical sales & a fake name. Might start using "Bernard McFacknutah" How you doing bernie?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 16:30 |
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It's always sad when a fat girl has small tits. That's Lena Dunham one of the stars of HBO's Girls (or something like that) and for the majority of the show's run she's the only one that got naked.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 16:56 |
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I'd hit it.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 17:18 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Almost all our fit women are at least partly brown something something fast twitch muscle fiber edit: you're british so it should be fibre i think.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 18:09 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:As someone who lives near Mexico, thats not even a DECENT burrito, holmes When the alternative is british food...
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 20:55 |
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Half price for cops as well. Miss your badge yet?
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:10 |
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if you can't cook mexican or indian food.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 21:36 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:If you don't have a container of baby wipes next to your toilet then your poop game is weak as hell. If you take a poo poo at home on your own dime you're doing it wrong. All shits should be taken on the clock.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 03:24 |
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DrakeriderCa posted:If we're talking delicious ethnic food though, you can't leave out Ukrainian food. Perogies, pyrizhke, holubtsi, sausage, pickles, bread, everything at least until they hit 30 then babushka takes over.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 03:24 |
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Mike-o posted:gently caress giving anyone your login info for anything.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 16:37 |
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Branis posted:Be rich This is the proper way to hit on any woman.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2015 15:31 |
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My OC spray consisted off three sprays across the eyebrows with eyes closed to start. I then had to open them up, tell the guy how many fingers he had up and then proceed to the course. First station was a takedown. After that I got a baton and went to a few different stations with attackers in front, on both sides, and finally a baton takedown at the end. Afterwards, two rinses of baby shampoo and a water hose and then chilling in a dark room for a few hours.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 20:17 |
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Baby shampoo. Johnson and Johnson no more tears and a waterhose. That will actually wash away some of the oil and is safe to just dump in your eyeballs.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 01:35 |
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DrakeriderCa posted:gently caress pepper spray that poo poo is the worst I can't really think of anyone who has a different sentiment.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 18:05 |
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Mike-o posted:how much worse is pepper spray compared to cs gas? OC causes intense eye pain and makes it very difficult to open your eyes at all. Any part of your skin that comes in contact with it is going to feel like the worst sunburn you've ever had for hours. These sensations do not stop even after its washed off. I'd take CS over OC 10/10. gently caress OC. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Jan 8, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 20:08 |
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Ever chop up a jalapeņo and forget to wash your hands before touching your eyes? Depending on the brand OC is 200-500x hotter than that pepper.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 20:40 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:If you're paying for my food and housing I'll fly out there to pepper spray you. That would almost be worth dropping $1200 on a ticket for a weekend to come watch.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 21:51 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Within a month of receiving the OC spray (probably much sooner) I will post a video of me getting pepper sprayed. Just do it somewhere near a garden hose and have plenty of baby shampoo. If you want to gently caress with your friend, too, just do it indoors. Hell they're probably gonna get enough contact to hate you regardless so have fun!
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 22:10 |
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Branis posted:white people ruined ______ this is pretty much universal.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 23:05 |