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AI should really like Corgis because they're a slammed dog that's built for cornering.
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GoodbyeTurtles posted:Buy it, buy it now. Does it come with one of those little motocompo scooters in the back? I doubt it, the Motocompo is worth more than the City at this point. I can hope, though.
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Phone posted:I'm having bad ideas about picking up a Grom. Like checking my credit and looking at the MSF bad. Dude the Grom is amazing. I'm debating getting my motorcycle license so I can have one.
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1.4 INCH DICK posted:This isn''t a late april fools post, I found out today one of my exes from California is about a half hour drive away from me on a trip I'm agreed with Dan, this is an incredible post that deserves hall of fame status, even out of the glorious thread you usually weave.
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I havent talked to her in two years, she's the girl I proposed to when driving Lowered Expectations who wound up banging a half dozen of my friends. Looked her up on facebook and discovered in the past couple years she either discovered One Wierd Trick that Dieticians Hate, or has been hitting the glass dick for god knows how long. She looked absolutely wrecked. And yet, somehow, way, way hotter than she's ever been. So I've been spending the day contemplating why my dick has decided that skinny batshit crazy tweakers with dead hollow eyes are totally its thing. Like there is a direct proportional relationship between how broken somebody is and the level of desire I feel for that person. The closest I can describe the feeling is that brain is trying to talk to his coworker dick, saying 'Hey man, this doesnt look so hot so why don't we sit this one out okay?' And what brain doesnt realise is that dick stopped taking his pills like two weeks ago and has just entered the Messiah phase of full blown mania and is entirely too busy planning out to the exact second when he's going to need to tuck and roll out of the burning helicopter that happens to be on a collision course with the local nuclear power plant.
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Somewhat Heroic posted:All the good television shows are hitting their peak marks right now and in my mind I get a little disappointed because that means season finales are around the corner followed by painful waiting. What a day to be alive when most TV shows are so much more engaging than anything to be put on the big screen At least Mad Men starts soon.
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Apr 3, 2015 00:54
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fjelltorsk posted:Tracking indicates my ls7 will arrive the comming weeks, the Bentley in about a month. Im still confused how my wife talked me into the Ls7. I was thinking something like a Rover v8. I like my woman Your wife sounds amazing. Did she make you get the Tesla too?
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Apr 4, 2015 17:04
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1.4 INCH DICK posted:the land of Firestone 
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Apr 4, 2015 18:34
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Just got back from the new F&F. It was pretty good. Surprised to see a metric chassis in there though.
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Apr 5, 2015 21:45
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Rhyno posted:It goes all the way back to Better Luck Tomorrow. He's Han Lue in Better Luck Tomorrow, though. I should really watch that movie.
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Apr 6, 2015 16:40
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angryhampster posted:Anyone else watching Better Call Saul? That was a great season. Can't wait for the next. Every time I hear that Esteem idling it makes me sad for the inevitable episode where it will die.
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Apr 8, 2015 15:31
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kastein posted:No joke I will donate towards this becoming 14's white whale. If someone loved it enough to put an aftermarket intercooler into it it must be something really special. Really, really special. 
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Apr 9, 2015 04:31
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Cat Terrist posted:I know it's a broken record in this place but holy hell, what kind of demonic possession are some of these people that post on Tumblr on? The absolute shitstorm of crazy honestly had me reaching for a crucifix. Otherkin and gently caress me the hole just goes waaaaaaay deeper from there. Well there goes all my Australian readership 
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Apr 9, 2015 14:47
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Buy the RX8 for me, I'll pay you back.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:48
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Moxie Omen posted:I spent my morning listening to my boss tell me that You haven't lived until they cut your team in half and move to a drag-and-drop single-threaded 32-bit enterprise software solution based entirely on tables that, by the way, the company also makes. Take your raise and spend it on a suit for the next round of interviews.
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Apr 10, 2015 01:05
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Man, I haven't been to a Husky House in years. Their roast beef sandwich got me through a lot of really bad decisions about food.
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Apr 11, 2015 22:54
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Tusen Takk posted:I found a black quadcoupe hood in the area for $50, should I go full ricer and just go with the black hood or should I submit the insurance claim and get it fixed? Buy the black hood either way. If the other party's insurance is paying make them do all the legwork to get you a brand new hood.
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Apr 14, 2015 21:10
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iwentdoodie posted:Took my dog to the vet, and then to petsmart to grab him a treat. I went to Petland (which is a Canadian competitor to Petsmart) a couple years ago during the Christmas shopping season to see a dude crouched over, holding a bag, following behind his disdainful Pomeranian taking a massive diarrhea poo poo while walking in front of the grooming area. "No, Biscuit, no!"
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Holy poo poo you guys. Someone made Automotive Insanity: The Video Game. You like Mechanic Simulator? Get the gently caress out of here with your lovely bent dick. Does Mechanic Simulator let you adjust the carb? Does it let you pour coolant on the ground if you're not good at aiming? Does it make you return to your toolkit to pick out the right size of wrench? Can you run down the battery while sitting in your driveway listening to funky tunes out of your blown-out single speaker audio system? Can you drink and drive lovely Finnish beer? Is the in-dash cigarette lighter fully simulated? Does it motherfucking let you drive around with a backfiring carb and a missing valve cover? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IZ_TEzg7M "What should we do before we drive off.. ahhh I know, fender flares! [...] They are pretty loving ugly, but they are, they are part of the hobby." http://boingboing.net/2015/04/17/i-cant-wait-for-this-finnish.html http://www.johannesrojola.com/msc/ Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Apr 17, 2015 |
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CommieGIR posted:
When my buddy's 86 5000S existed, we tried to go to the Audi dealer for one of their "bring your off-warranty Audi in for an inspection and get a free set of wiper blades" scams. They refused to believe it was actually an Audi.
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Assholes ruin car culture.
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1500quidporsche posted:Well another attempt to quit smoking down the toliet. I'm starting to think I've got zero willpower whatsoever. Just have someone follow you around and smack the cigarettes out of your hand when you try to light one.
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