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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Fuckin' a. The DiRT 3 Steamworks patch finally hit. If you picked up DiRT 3 on Steam in the past, you should have the Complete Edition with all the DLC as a sort of "Thanks for being so patient" reward in your library.

Complete Edition owns bones, too. Lots of classic stuff like an Escort Mk. II, Lancia Stratos, '95 Impreza, and a Peugeot 205 T16 to name a few :allears:

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

CommieGIR posted:

Finally! More Group B for me!

Indeed! And 80's stuff. There's an E30 M3 available in the 80's class now, it is as awesome as it sounds :allears:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

InitialDave posted:

Does it get rid of the DRM bollocks?

Yeah, it's all Steamworks now. No more GFWL.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

I had to make a new save and halfway through being talked at by menus the game stopped working and beamNG started up all on it's own...

Yeah, the unskippable tutorials are pretty much the loving worst. HEY BRO RALLY IS ALL ABOUT THE FASTEST TIME EVERY SECOND COUNTS YOU SHOULD UPLOAD THAT SWEET RALLY FOOTAGE TO YOUTUBE. Oh my god, I get it, shut the gently caress up and let me drive :argh:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Darchangel posted:

A little on XB or XBone. Mainly switched to BF: Hardline on the 'Bone, because that's what my friends are playing.
I'm trying to get them to play the Hotwire game type, where it's Conquest, basically, where you hole positions, but the positions to hold are cars, and you can't capture them unless they're moving at speed. That was the funnest game type in the beta. they made the cars sound pretty good too, at least the sports sedan and the musclecar. Basically sound like CTS-V and Challenger, respectively.

Having watched my roomie play, gotta agree, Hotwire owns and the cars sound seriously wicked. It's especially hilarious when you take control of the tanker and just plow through everyone who gets in your way :v:

e:


Also, this happened. gently caress I love the DLC cars :allears:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Powershift posted:

How are you enjoying GTA 5? :smuggo:

Only two weeks to go! :negative:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Powershift posted:

Just because it has a release date in april doesn't mean it's coming out in april. Remember march? or january? or november?

Shhhh. I can hope, damnit. I've had it pre-ordered since late January.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

NitroSpazzz posted:

I also didn't know I needed this game :argh:

Here, let me entice you further with gorgeous screenshots from the Monte Carlo stage!






Seriously, the game is gorgeous when you run it at 1080p maxed out. Complete edition is currently like, $24 I think? Well worth it.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

CommieGIR posted:

I uninstalled Dirt 3 after it repeatedly lost my save files due to the stupid Windows LIVE save to cloud feature.

Do you have it on Steam? If yes, check your library, you should have DiRT 3 Complete Edition in there now. Install that instead. No more GFWL, all Steamworks.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

So, with the new Fast and Furious coming out and the recent talk about the rest of the series, I suppose now is as good a time as any to link this :siren:limited run Fast and Furious sticker pack:siren: Hoonigan is doing. They're all pretty great :v:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

I genuinely loved Interstellar. Like, really, really enjoyed it. I'm also all about space exploration, colonizing unknown worlds, that sort of thing. So... YMMV?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Phone posted:

Top Gear sucks and any season past like 13 is garbage. Watch Roadkill instead.

This post is objectively wrong. The Nile Special, the Burma Special, the Patagonia Special. All post Season 13, all amazing :colbert:

And let's not forget the Hovervan, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust, the Bolivia Special...

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Super Aggro Crag posted:

And our landlord just walked inside our house mid-blunt.

Did you offer to let him hit it?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

You have to get a Komondor solely for the fact that they look like giant, living mops :3:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

fjelltorsk posted:

So, since selling the G, the Lancia, the Volvo bimoto and my Suzukis i have been without a project to wrench on. Three weeks ago i ordered a ls7 crate engine. Matching 6 speed gearbox and a pair of garret gt35s. Yesterday we found the perfect car to put it in.

I like teasing, so its british, classy and roomy. It is also not a jag.

Are you loving serious?

Tell me there will be a build thread :stare:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

fjelltorsk posted:

Tracking indicates my ls7 will arrive the comming weeks, the Bentley in about a month. Im still confused how my wife talked me into the Ls7. I was thinking something like a Rover v8. I like my woman

This is going to be awesome :allears:

You've got a great wife. She's a wonderful influence :3:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Speaking of Ford, thank christ they made the Idle Air Control motor easy to get to on the Crown Vics. Pull two 8mm bolts, a plastic hose, and a clip on power plug and it pops right off. Theoretically my random howling / high idle problem should be fixed now. Feels good to finally get stuff fixed now that the weather's warming up :3:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!



Screw you guys and your fancy rear end phones :colbert:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

mafoose posted:

My brother in law has a moto Razer without the outside screen!

I still have like 2 of those things lying around in my box of electronics. Toughest phones I've owned by far, one of them even survived a swim in a pot of green beans when I was doing kitchen work :v:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!



I am far too stoked about this sticker pack.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Rhyno posted:

I want some, how doth I acquire them?

You can't anymore. They were a super limited run on the Hoonigan site and at Formula Drift Long Beach. I managed to snag some off their shop Friday but they're not up for sale now. I'll get some pics of the other ones in a bit, they're pretty amusing :v:


Here's all 4 TFATF ones in the pack


Plus a bonus brushed chrome censor bar logo that came with the pack and bonus JUST AIN'T CARE decal that they threw in during shipping.

T1g4h fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Apr 6, 2015

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Ozmiander posted:

I like mine better:



Haha, nice! I dig that one too.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Geirskogul posted:

It should be "Street's closed," not "streets closed."


ENTIRE PACK RUINED

I have a Sharpie, if I cared enough I could fix it :v:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Geirskogul posted:

And yeah, apparently they had injected the eggs with orange and blue paint and put a small bit of duct tape over the injection hole.

... Wait, this is a thing people do? Goddamn, those were some dedicated vandals.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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iwentdoodie posted:

This loving lawnmower is killing me. It will start and run for a second off of starter fluid. Carb has been soaked in cleaner. New fuel lines. New pull cord. New spark plug. Plug isn't fouling, but it will NOT loving run.

Checked the air cleaner?

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!



Fuuuck. Glad I cleared out space on my harddrive for this.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Cage posted:

Oh poo poo, you got me excited thinking it was coming out today.

My SSD is only 128, I dont think even after moving GTA:IV and BF4 that Ill have enough space.

Nah, still a week to go. Pre-loading starts today though, so now it can sit on my drive for another week taunting me :negative:

Comrade Flynn posted:

I literally (1 hour ago) finished building my new gaming PC. But I can't buy that game for a third time.

OR CAN I?

http://www.rockstargames.com/videos/video/11267

60 FPS at 1080p. Yes, you definitely need to buy it a third time.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Comrade Flynn posted:

I need a good suggestion for a game to test out my new PC rig that's not crysis.

Battlefield 4? Actually, go with Battlefield Hardline. Hardline is way, way cooler.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Cat Terrist posted:

Just reading this whole yes you still will stink you bomb weed......

I'm more WTF about the cop giving a poo poo about weed rather than the loving stolen car. FFS, weed is goddamn near harmless who the hell cares?!?!? It's loving dumb that I could *literally* take a walk not far from where I live, harvest as much wild weed as I wanted and be a criminal. I thought I had walked into someone's stash but I've since found out cannibas grows wild here and it's dead easy to find. Criminalisation makes zero sense anymore on any level.

And frankly I tend to find weed smokers - even ones who don't give a gently caress about the legality - tend to be more considerate of non smokers.

Welcome to America. Child molesters, wife beaters, and methed out tweakers walking free while stoners serve years in prison for daring to smoke weed. It's slightly hosed up.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

I mean if nothing else, you'd think Colorado and Washington would be setting a great example with their fat stacks of cash that they're rolling in. That alone should be some sort of incentive :v:

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Negromancer posted:

Time to head to the glorious PNW where you can walk into a store and buy anything you want! Prices are still kinda stupid, but I am OK with it since I walk into a store, show them my drivers license to prove I am over 21 and walk out with a pre-rolled joint and potent as gently caress brownie.

Define stupid re: prices. Because I'm genuinely curious how much you guys pay per gram at a shop.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Negromancer posted:

These are the 2 places that I tend to visit:

http://docksidecannabis.com/

http://www.oceangreensseattle.com/

I guess its not insane compared to street prices in other parts of the country, but prices here have always been super low so its more expensive than it would be from a dealer.

:stare:

That settles it, moving to Washington. $15/g here would likely get you some semi-decent reggie but nothing particularly great.

If nothing else, it'd be nice to just be able to walk into a shop, pick out some decent poo poo, and walk out without the hassle of hitting up someone, seeing if they have any, seeing if they know anyone who does if they don't, etc. Fuckin convenience aspect alone would be amazing.

T1g4h fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 8, 2015

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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IOwnCalculus posted:

It would probably work better that way. It is a bit slow out of the gate but it does pick up nicely. I'm honestly just as glad, maybe even moreso, to see Mike show up as a major character here and get a proper backstory.

You and me both. Mike was one of my favorites in Breaking Bad, getting to know more about him is the best.

That was an awesome first season. I'm genuinely excited for more now, Bob Odenkirk is a fantastic actor.

Also! Just got my card in the mail, I am now a Grade 2 Water Distribution Operator-In-Training! Come April 29, I'll have all my required hours and be a fully fledged Grade 2 Water Distribution Operator. gently caress yeah!

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Magnus Praeda posted:

What does a Grade 2 Water Distribution Operator...do?

Distribute water.

No, seriously, it's a fancy way of saying i'm now officially and properly licensed to work on and maintain a water system. It just translates into me now earning $10 an hour at my job because I have all the proper certs :v:

vvv Pretty much! I'm the Hank Hill of water systems.

T1g4h fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Apr 8, 2015

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Astonishing Wang posted:

Do you do fish tanks? I have a dirty fish tank.

Nah, pretty sure that's a higher grade. Do you have any water lines that need clamping? Cuz I can bolt on wraparound clamps like a motherfucker.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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IOwnCalculus posted:

I do love him too, but I will say that it feels like the flashbacks to "Slippin' Jimmy" are a bit awkward because he actually manages to look younger in the series' present-time than he does back then.

Yeah, it is kinda strange. I think it's the hair, for some reason it seems to make him look older.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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NitroSpazzz posted:

Yup they don't pay anything. They got pissed at their old roommate that they were staying with because they heard he referred to them as white trash behind their backs...he was so loving right. Dishes and the kitchen island are a constant issue as well as cleaning up after themselves in general. At this point they are very close to getting kicked out.

Sounds like my roomies. Our back porch is full of literal mountains of cardboard boxes from pizza, 12 packs of soda, etc. that they just tossed out back instead of throwing away, the sink and counters are actually covered in dirty dishes and and the stove has layers of crusted on food and grease and poo poo. Not only that, but they decided to move all their poo poo into the living room, including multiple space heaters and an electric blanket, so last month we ended up with a $200 electric bill from them essentially trying to heat the entire goddamn house the entire time with just a personal heater. And now warm weather has started so instead of heat they're constantly running the a/c. Can't wait to be out on my own again :sigh:

Mine at least split the bills with me, but still. Fucksakes, clean up after yourselves.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Holy poo poo, I knew that name looked familiar! Haven't seen you post in ages man.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

That segment with them thrashing the cars on the dirtbike track was absolutely glorious :allears:

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

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Super Aggro Crag posted:

You guys just figured out I'm a piece of poo poo?

I always thought you were an okay guy before :(

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