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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Rival drugs dealers can be cleaned off with any number of household chemicals Walter White would have on hand.

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

God drat it, I'm going to end up mid-pack. :(

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
You'll be #1 in my heart, though

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 15: Of all the things you can get on your paint, this stuff is the biggest pain in the dick to clean off.

Tree Sap - 16
Elmnt80
SSJOnizuka
IOwnCalculus
Mat_Drinks
CharlesM
Turb
Quite A Tool
TheFonz
Maksimus54
Somewhat Heroic
ilkhan
InitialDave
Slung Blade
Stormdrain
Deeters
El Jebus

Road tar - 8
CornHolio
Korwen
The Locator
LloydDobler
Bajaha
Rex Rabidorum Vires
Meatpimp
CannonFodder

poo poo - 5
Cat Terrist
Seat Safety Switch
NitroSpazzz
bolind
SFH1989

Pedestrian/Cyclist Remains - 4
leica
River Raid
Spicy Guacamole
Terrible Robot

Bugs - 2
sadnessboner
Team140

Semen - 2
Safety Dance
Krakkles

Eggs - 2
Pham Nuwen
Das Volk

ACES:

Brake fluid - Liquid Communism
The melted residue of a magnetic decal - Ephphatha
Miata - God is Bed
Constant rain means I don't encounter this issue. - Freelop
Dried spray paint - KozmoNaut
Well there’s “biggest pain in the dick” in this one so I’ll just put down cursed shitbox again. - Adiabatic
Fire - Elephanthead
Rust - stump
dealer stickers - AcidRonin
Plasti-dip - Tommychu
Paint remover - Simkin



Question 16: This past winter was a rough one for a lot of us, but it was harder on my car's __________ than anything else.

Rusty, beat-up body - 5
Seat Safety Switch
Quite A Tool
Liquid Communism
SSJOnizuka
InitialDave

Paint - 5
sadnessboner
IOwnCalculus
Mat_Drinks
stump
LloydDobler

Tires - 5
Ephphatha
CharlesM
Somewhat Heroic
ilkhan
Meatpimp

Suspension - 5
Freelop
bolind
Korwen
CornHolio
Spicy Guacamole

Winter? What's that? :smug: - 3
Team140
leica
Das Volk

Sense of self-worth - 3
Simkin
Maksimus54
Turb

Battery - 2
KozmoNaut
NitroSpazzz

undercarriage - 2
TheFonz
AcidRonin

Resale value - 2
Pham Nuwen
CannonFodder

Bumper - 2
SFH1989
Slung Blade

ACES:

Everything - Elmnt80
Exhaust - Cat Terrist
Horn - The Locator
Miata - God is Bed
~*~*~*9,000 RPM rod bearings*~*~*~ - Adiabatic
Wheels - Elephanthead
Bespoke custom Miata soft top. - Krakkles
Traction Control - River Raid
Carpets - Safety Dance
Camshaft bearings - Terrible Robot
Engine (From cold starts) - Bajaha
Drivetrain - Rex Rabidorum Vires
Windows - Stormdrain
E-Brake - Deeters
Mileage - El Jebus
Windshield - Tommychu

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 16:

TheFonz - 98
IOwnCalculus - 92
Korwen - 84
CannonFodder - 83
Maksimus54 - 82
Pham Nuwen - 81
Elmnt80 - 79
SSJOnizuka - 74
ilkhan - 71
Mat_Drinks - 70
InitialDave - 70
LloydDobler - 69
CharlesM - 68
Quite A Tool - 67
Team140 - 67
Bajaha - 67
Stormdrain - 66
NitroSpazzz - 63
Somewhat Heroic - 62
The Locator - 61
CornHolio - 61
Terrible Robot - 60
Rex Rabidorum Vires - 58
sadnessboner - 57
Slung Blade - 57
SFH1989 - 57
bolind - 56
Spicy Guacamole - 55
El Jebus - 55
Deeters - 54
Turb - 52
Liquid Communism - 51
Cat Terrist - 49
Safety Dance - 48
KozmoNaut - 47
Ephphatha - 46
stump - 46
leica - 46
AcidRonin - 46
Das Volk - 45
Freelop - 44
Tommychu - 44
Seat Safety Switch - 43
River Raid - 41
Meatpimp - 41
Elephanthead - 38
Simkin - 29
God is Bed - 25
Krakkles - 25
Adiabatic - 22


See you tomorrow for the final reveal!

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
My answers are better than expected. Top third.
Not gonna make up 27 points in the last pair of questions to win, though. Or even 13 points to get to the podium. :(

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





MrChips posted:

Question 16: This past winter was a rough one for a lot of us, but it was harder on my car's __________ than anything else.



Winter? What's that? :smug: - 3
Team140
leica
Das Volk

Almost went with this one.

I need Fonz to choose poorly for one of these last two but I don't see that happening just yet :v:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

IOwnCalculus posted:

I need Fonz to choose poorly for one of these last two but I don't see that happening just yet :v:

When the cheque clears, we'll see what happens. Wait I wasn't supposed to talk about that...

And without further ado:

Question 17: No doubt many of us have plans to do some maintenance on our cars this spring/summer...I plan to repair/replace/upgrade this component, for
example.








Question 18: Now that Top Gear UK is gone, I'm going to get my automotive TV fix by watching __________.







Answers soon…

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Last place here I come :getin:

My only regret is that I have not done it with six less points.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Roadkill / MCM / RCR. Who needs Top Gear?

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
'da gently caress is that last Q17 picture?

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
It's a brake rotor that's been worn through, caused by having no pads then metal + metal contact for a long while.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Otherwise known as getting the most for your money.

I want hear that trying to stop :allears:-

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 17: No doubt many of us have plans to do some maintenance on our cars this spring/summer...I plan to repair/replace/upgrade this component, for
example.


Tires - 12
NitroSpazzz
Elmnt80
TheFonz
Korwen
Mat_Drinks
Quite A Tool
Safety Dance
AcidRonin
ilkhan
Das Volk
SFH1989
El Jebus

Suspension - 4
Somewhat Heroic
Stormdrain
Seat Safety Switch
LloydDobler

Wheels - 3
Turb
Ephphatha
Pham Nuwen

Whatever breaks - 3
Deeters
Meatpimp
stump

Engine - 2
Cat Terrist
Slung Blade

Car - 2
The Locator
SSJOnizuka

Rust repair - 2
Liquid Communism
bolind

Brakes - 2
IOwnCalculus
River Raid

It's actually shorter if I list what I'm not replacing - 2
Terrible Robot
InitialDave

Exhaust - 2
CannonFodder
Simkin

ACES:

Wipers - sadnessboner
Miata - God is Bed
Aircon - Freelop
Nothing, it's perfect - KozmoNaut
My Viper’s extended warranty - Adiabatic
Supercharger - Elephanthead
Belt drive - CornHolio
PRHT - Krakkles
Axles - Spicy Guacamole
Flux Capacitor - leica
Timing belt - Maksimus54
Get window tint - CharlesM
I plan to pin the cylinder sleeves in my Land Rover V8... while it's still in the vehicle... - Team140
Oil - Bajaha
gently caress that, just get it to run - Rex Rabidorum Vires
Rear main seal - Tommychu


Question 18: Now that Top Gear UK is gone, I'm going to get my automotive TV fix by watching __________.

Roadkill - 26
Seat Safety Switch
Elmnt80
Cat Terrist
sadnessboner
The Locator
Liquid Communism
Ephphatha
Freelop
KozmoNaut
bolind
Korwen
IOwnCalculus
Turb
Maksimus54
leica
Pham Nuwen
Team140
Slung Blade
Rex Rabidorum Vires
Das Volk
Terrible Robot
SFH1989
Stormdrain
El Jebus
Tommychu
CannonFodder

Top Gear Reruns - 6
TheFonz
CornHolio
NitroSpazzz
River Raid
Quite A Tool
Bajaha

Regular Car Reviews - 4
SSJOnizuka
Safety Dance
Somewhat Heroic
Deeters

ACES:

Miata - God is Bed
1.4 Inch Dick, Ultimateforce, and Kastein do basically the same thing. - Adiabatic
Game of Thrones - Elephanthead
Ads for the new MX-5 - Krakkles
The Smoking Tire - stump
Riced out Hondas with fart cans drag racing past the local police department. - Spicy Guacamole
Project Binky - Mat_Drinks
Transformers (the original cartoon) - CharlesM
Nothing - LloydDobler
Mighty Car Mods - InitialDave
Pimp My Ride - AcidRonin
Youtube in general - ilkhan
Porn - Meatpimp
A combination of Mighty Car Mods, Roadkill, good scotch, and crying myself to sleep - Simkin

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 18:

Korwen - 122
IOwnCalculus - 120
Elmnt80 - 117
TheFonz - 116
CannonFodder - 111
Pham Nuwen - 110
Maksimus54 - 109
Stormdrain - 96
SFH1989 - 95
Team140 - 94
El Jebus - 93
The Locator - 89
Terrible Robot - 88
Quite A Tool - 85
Slung Blade - 85
Rex Rabidorum Vires - 85
sadnessboner - 84
bolind - 84
ilkhan - 84
Mat_Drinks - 83
Das Volk - 83
NitroSpazzz - 81
Turb - 81
SSJOnizuka - 80
Liquid Communism - 79
Cat Terrist - 77
Ephphatha - 75
KozmoNaut - 74
LloydDobler - 74
Bajaha - 74
Seat Safety Switch - 73
leica - 73
InitialDave - 73
Freelop - 71
Tommychu - 71
CharlesM - 70
Somewhat Heroic - 70
CornHolio - 68
Safety Dance - 64
Deeters - 61
AcidRonin - 59
Spicy Guacamole - 57
stump - 50
River Raid - 49
Meatpimp - 45
Elephanthead - 40
Simkin - 32
God is Bed - 27
Krakkles - 27
Adiabatic - 24

Congratulations to our winner, Korwen! Thank you all once again for participating...see you soon for the next game!

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.
drat, 26 points. Biggest answer of the game and I missed out. That one hurt. 69 points would be aces on all but the top 3 from this page.

This was fun.
Do it again.

ilkhan fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Apr 28, 2015

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



As always this was fun MrChips!

Thanks for organizing this :golfclap:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Woooo top 5! That's the first time I've been near the top instead of in the middle.

Thanks for running the show MrChips!

Maksimus54
Jan 5, 2011
I still can't believe I aced Q3 with tear/domestic dispute. I don't think my family ever managed a trip without tears or someone pissed off at the others for taking too long, forgetting something, or just plain being stuck in the same car as the rest for hours on end.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Thanks for doing this. Was fun, even if most of my answers weren't. Quite shocked to finish 'not at the bottom'.

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

Chuckling that the guy who answered "Miata" for every single question did not come in last :haw:

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Chuckling that the guy who answered "Miata" for every single question did not come in last :haw:

It could even be argued that he could have gotten a few points on #17, with a few other "the car" answers.

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Chuckling that the guy who answered "Miata" for every single question did not come in last :haw:

I thought for sure another goon would be lazy too. Krakkles was drat close, though.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
What I learned most from this round is that I really want to have a drink with Simkin.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

The Royal Nonesuch posted:

Chuckling that the guy who answered "Miata" for every single question did not come in last :haw:

Also hilarious Adiabatic tried his best to be a wolf and STILL didn't ace everything :D

Kinda wonder out of the 4 game rounds, who's leading overall?

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

Adiabatic posted:

What I learned most from this round is that I really want to have a drink with Simkin.

:cheers:

I guess I'm buying the round, after your answer to #17 :homebrew:

Korwen
Feb 26, 2003

don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

Holy poo poo how did that happen. Because Roadkill.

Either way the best part for me is the aces. Adiabatic and Simkin loving slayed it.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

lol @ semen. And it wasn't an ace answer.

Fun times.

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Awe yeah, that was fun. Thanks chips!

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
Watching Project Binky was an ace :( :( :(

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Mat_Drinks posted:

Watching Project Binky was an ace :( :( :(

If all you did was watch that, you'd go mad on the gaps between their updates.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Surprised nobody else needs work done on their aircon this summer.

Ah well it was fun as ever.
Thanks Chips!

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

freelop posted:

Surprised nobody else needs work done on their aircon this summer.

Ah well it was fun as ever.
Thanks Chips!

Air conditioning? You mean the balls-ventilation vent under the dash?

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Sweet upper mid table. Lotta good answers and can't wait for the next game.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal
That was great, can't wait for the next one!

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

Mid-pack to top 10 in two questions, I'll take that.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
Top half! Way better than expected. And some funny answers all around.

Thanks for managing this MrChips!

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

45 points? I was thinking I'd be in the 20s... such disappoint.

Thanks for running another of these things, MrChips!

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
God loving poo poo balls gently caress loving how the loving gently caress did i not put roadkill I was leading the whole loving gently caress rear end game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtvnVxc2Khk

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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

MrChips posted:

I plan to pin the cylinder sleeves in my Land Rover V8... while it's still in the vehicle... - Team140

:barf:

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