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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

its totally killing the thread over the most loving irrelevant thing

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

why would you discuss a single poem 99% of people will never see or the removal thereof in a game where psychic midwives murder forest animals with shotguns

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

posted anime in gbs

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Throne of Bhalz posted:

I accidentally killed the hooker while slicing her infant in half, but oh well. She probably preferred it that way.


so is it like a king solomon simulator or something

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

all these casual console racists bringing down us hardcore true racists

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

They killed off Faridah :smith:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Accordion Man posted:

What's with games making the scrubbiest outcomes canon? If you didn't massacre nonlethally takedown every MJ12 goon there while invisible and chowing candy bars you should just stop playing games.

Also I am happy to see Jensen back.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


so is your hobby just dredging up the most obscure games possible?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Nasgate posted:

Drunk me going through the steam Queue: "Hell yeah I'll add Fallout tactics to my wishlist, at least it has an excuse to look like poo poo.

don't i wanted to like it but the interface is poo poo

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

the only good game from the nineties was sid meier's gettysburg

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

beagles

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

A Spider Covets posted:

i dont want a beagle, what else

wy would you ever not want a beagle?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I've been to gamestop exactly twice and that was to pick up used games for a ps2 i bought off a coworker for $20

they didn't have the LOTR: two towers hack and slash :smith:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Bicyclops posted:

It's total BS that Angry Birds is getting a film before hit Parker Brothers board game, Monopoly

tbh theres no way a monopoly movie could be worse thant eh game

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

the way you make monopoly work is you play one of the dozens of better games that have come out in the past half century

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

there's apparently a new age of empires ii expansion coming out

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

stardrive 1 was a really good cad program and poo poo at everything else

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

nu-wolfenstein was like the epitome of "good but not great"

like i had no complaints other than underwhelming boss fights but there wasn't really that much that made me go "wow." the whole mood of "what if the nazis used wacky superscience to conquer the world with robots and build a moonbase, but also yeah they're genocidal monsters that murder millions of people" kind of prevents either it from being full-on horror or over-the-top fun, and it doesn't even quite gel into where eagles dare/guns of navaronne/the eagle has landed wwii action flick territory. (the new dlc does look like it'll be more lighthearted tho)

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

idk, i think it just might be that it was hyped up a bunch?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

yeah, i finished it, enjoyed it, will prob pick up the dlc, but i didn't think it was mindblowing either. (also wasn't the 09 game incredibly mediocre?)

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

precision posted:

you can't smoke mushrooms, smdh

o ye of little faith

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Taint Reaper posted:

They used a bold font for Actual In Game Footage


also watch it look much worse at release once they decide to add a user interface, 50 billion units on screen, and online functions.

lmao if you take pre-release trailers as an actual example of what the game will look like

im a shameful pc gamer, i basically just want the game to look like it came out after 2004 or so. really animations are a much more important thing to me visually

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i bought bulletstorm on the promise of steve blum and jennifer hale making dick jokes at each other but i still havent played

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i can't wait for the prequel to fallout: new vegas 2

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i would unironically get amiibos for paradox games

like little figurines of wallenstein and spinola to hook into europa universalis

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Taint Reaper posted:

:siren: There is dick glisten in Witcher 3 :siren:

this would also make a good amiibo

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

HonorableTB posted:

Are there any new flight sim games? I'm going to buy a Saitek Warthog HOTAS (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HHAIY72/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A2L77EE7U53NWQ) tomorrow (btw, is that a decent flight stick? My downstairs neighbor has one and it was super fun to play Elite: Dangerous with) and I want to have some fun flight sim games to play with. I looked at the latest Microsoft Flight Simulator but it came out nearly 10 years ago so I'm looking for something newer and flashier. I prefer combat flight sims, but anything with goals or career mode or a campaign or whatever would also be fun.

I play a ton of War Thunder which has an active goon community, a lot of the spergier ones kinda like the new IL2 but I dont use a joystick

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i kinda wanna try diablo but poe is free and is also really good

i still play marvel heroes occasionally but the community got bad and the devs have been loving up more than usual recently

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Also how can we forget goon dev Josh Sawyer

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Taint Reaper posted:

I have 97% of all the Diablo 3 achievements completed.

what are you missing

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

It profiteth a man nothing if he gain the whole world and lose his soul... but for Borderlands?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i have never owned a nintendo system nor played a nintendo game for more than half an hour, except maybe smash

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I am still of the opinion that the greatest game ever made is Sid Meier's Gettysburg!

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

any platformer, ever

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/442795/chess-interesting-concept-ruined-too-many-design-f

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