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I want to be the very best poster I can be, and I was told I need a gimmick. What about signing my posts? Is that a good thing to do? Help me push my posting pizzaz into the stratosphere |
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quantum leap gimmick is cool and unused |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:40
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Tebulot posted:I want to be the very best poster I can be, and I was told I need a gimmick. What about signing my posts? Is that a good thing to do? The funny and good post gimmick is a classic |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:41
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You could adopt The Constantly Improving. Become very serious about posting, do 'post game analysis' in popular threads, adopt new strategies and incessantly ask for feedback. off to a good start |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:43
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swear, but spell the swears wrong, and put them in odd places |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:45
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:The funny and good post gimmick is a classic i suggest this one
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Apr 3, 2015 00:45
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or, the The Joke Is In The Title / Rhyme Or Sounds Like Variant. You post parody threads with little content based on variations of a popular threads title. like if the popular thread was 'be yourself', you'd make a thread called 'bee yourself', and be like 'bees I guess?' and put a picture of a bee |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:47
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joke_explainer posted:or, the The Joke Is In The Title / Rhyme Or Sounds Like Variant. You post parody threads with little content based on variations of a popular threads title. like if the popular thread was 'be yourself', you'd make a thread called 'bee yourself', and be like 'bees I guess?' and put a picture of a bee I thought we already have the b... enis thing going on or whatever |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:48
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Rough And Tumble Internetboys is a tough gimmick to pull off without a full crew (you need a leader, a lancer, the muscle, the thinker, and the heart). but I bet you could do it hmm *flips through dusty tome of posting gimmicks* |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:48
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I'm rough. Meet tumble. [Points to the personification of death]
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Apr 3, 2015 00:50
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joke_explainer posted:or, the The Joke Is In The Title / Rhyme Or Sounds Like Variant. You post parody threads with little content based on variations of a popular threads title. like if the popular thread was 'be yourself', you'd make a thread called 'bee yourself', and be like 'bees I guess?' and put a picture of a bee Do this, but also combine it with popular byob memes. For example, in this case instead of posting a "Bee yourself" thread, you'd post a "bwee yourself" thread.
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Apr 3, 2015 00:50
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Stormyish posted:I thought we already have the b... enis thing going on or whatever Keen eye. That's the same category, but it's the Fakeout variant, with a Funny Nonsense Word multiplier. |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:54
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landy. posted:Do this, but also combine it with popular byob memes. For example, in this case instead of posting a "Bee yourself" thread, you'd post a "bwee yourself" thread. BYOB Circlejerk gimmick mod is a great, quick turnaround but tends to fade fast. Hard to keep lasting impact with it. |
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Apr 3, 2015 00:56
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joke_explainer posted:BYOB Circlejerk gimmick mod is a great, quick turnaround but tends to fade fast. Hard to keep lasting impact with it. I remember that one, my best friend No-Mates made it. Too bad he's dead now. |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:03
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Stormyish posted:I remember that one, my best friend No-Mates made it. Too bad he's dead now. Famous Pioneer of the My Dick Is Incredibly Small gimmick. Truly one of the grand masters. |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:19
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:The funny and good post gimmick is a classic True, but it's time consuming and hard to pull off. Does Tebulot have that level of dedication? Hard to say. Three I strongly recommend against right now. The Man's Man where you act grossly hyper masculine is always off putting, The Ironic Racist always leaves people wondering if you might really be racist, and The Catch Phrase is almost universally despised. |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:25
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You could try this one, never seen it. The Cheese Wizard. "You constantly fiend for cheese, discuss cheese, attempt to derail threads to cheese related topics. When people say 'weed' you hear 'cheese'" 
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Apr 3, 2015 01:36
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Make all of your posts rhyme. Or just post a lot, I think of BYOB as a place where you jjust throw stuff out and see what sticks. |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:48
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I'm excited to put all these chips and tricks into action and become the next big byob superstar
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Apr 3, 2015 01:49
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Tebulot posted:push my posting pizzaz p push it real good |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:49
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Tebulot posted:I'm excited to put all these chips and tricks into action and become the next big byob superstar Oh you want to be a super star? Just make some threads where you name drop a bunch of other posters until they decide they want to read your posts. Make a thread called BYOBeach and get a picture of a beach and put avatars in it. Guarantee it'll be popular. |
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Apr 3, 2015 01:52
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write all your posts in yiddish
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Apr 3, 2015 01:56
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joke_explainer posted:Rough And Tumble Internetboys is a tough gimmick to pull off without a full crew (you need a leader, a lancer, the muscle, the thinker, and the heart). but I bet you could do it I would like to be the heart
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Apr 3, 2015 01:57
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I want to be cool and BYOB cool
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Apr 3, 2015 01:59
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joke_explainer posted:Rough And Tumble Internetboys is a tough gimmick to pull off without a full crew (you need a leader, a lancer, the muscle, the thinker, and the heart). but I bet you could do it |
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Apr 3, 2015 02:00
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Tebulot posted:I want to be cool and BYOB cool these are mutually exclusive goals
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Apr 3, 2015 02:01
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Tebulot posted:I'm excited to put all these chips and tricks into action and become the next big byob superstar consult a previous superstar |
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Apr 3, 2015 02:01
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Wertjoe posted:Oh you want to be a super star? Just make some threads where you name drop a bunch of other posters until they decide they want to read your posts. *tugs collar as if its getting hot in here* Yeesh. Yeah, we covered BYOB Circlejerk. Always very popular, but it doesn't have staying power, man. Wertjoe here though, expertly showed off, The Whole Goddamn System Is Out Of Order, a 'rebel' gimmick that's the equivalent of standing up in the comedy club and informing everyone they're idiots and the very club is really, really stupid. It's a brave step but it can pay off; it resonates with those annoyed, but not annoyed enough to say anything about it, so it can be quite popular depending. vapoursquid posted:write all your posts in yiddish Hmm, an interesting, more modern take on the Accidentally Digitized and Sent to the Future Ancient Jew gimmick. Lemme scribble this in the margins. Wertjoe posted:Make all of your posts rhyme. The Rhyme Time has a couple variants but is very constricting. You can do hip-hop stylings or pick a general schema but it has to be persistent to be powerful. Tough when sometimes you want to  vapoursquid posted:these are mutually exclusive goals lol |
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Apr 3, 2015 02:06
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the greatest troll is to be yourself |
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ooh, that's another gimmick, The Guy That Emptyquotes Everything. Just emptyquote. It's a kind of variation of the circlejerk one. Or, you could be The Imageneer. You respond to everything with animated gifs, and maintain an extensive collection of them. So for Sleepy Owl's post, you would have been like:  Don't do that tho. It's annoying |
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Apr 3, 2015 02:36
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What about hilarious cat images? Have you guys seen grumpycat it's hilarious hahah
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Apr 3, 2015 02:39
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Tebulot posted:I'm excited to put all these chips and tricks into action and become the next big byob superstar so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large? a gold thread, five stars, a pleasure barge makin’ fun of the world, don't hate nobody don’t even gotta check the post counts constantly I remember the days when I was a newb just goonin' up lookin' in the gibbis, dreamin' about blowin' it up the lurker crowds, make funny, chill with the homies sign autographs with probies the people request from me tts funny how goldmined threads manifest and the namedrops that be comin' with it nevertheless, you got to go for the emptyquotes but you don't know about the dabs, weed and beers and losin' some of your cheer and losin' some of yourself to the memes past, gone by hopefully it don't manifest for a creepy guy whitenoise and the unfunny don't know how to riff just gas the thread Garbage Dick sign the deal think he's gonna make the front page but never will 'til he hands over a lot of 10 bux bills fillin' your head with novelties, come with me show the lulz it takes to make the 5's
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Apr 3, 2015 02:40
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City of Glompton posted:so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large? 
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Apr 3, 2015 02:41
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Tebulot posted:What about hilarious cat images? Have you guys seen grumpycat it's hilarious hahah Risky proposition for the re-use of popular cats, but people love animals here. Maybe you could be try To Thy Own Pet Be Obsessed, a gimmick where you constantly post about your own animals and post pictures of them. |
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City of Glompton posted:so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large? holy poo poo |
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Apr 3, 2015 02:43
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City of Glompton posted:so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large? |
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joke_explainer posted:ooh, that's another gimmick, The Guy That Emptyquotes Everything. Just emptyquote. It's a kind of variation of the circlejerk one. |
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City of Glompton posted:so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large? you're a treasure |
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