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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I wanna see gameplay footage with this dialogue dubbed in. I'd do it but I got poo poo to do, like washing dishes
:page3:

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I like this thread.

Dream Attack
Feb 12, 2008

nothing in this world

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Why didn't he just google schadenfreude like he googles everything else? I think a more realistic ending would be for him to stay inside on the computer for most of his life. I understand why you took the story in the direction you did, but I think you're gonna have a hard time getting these plot holes past the sharp-eyed goons in the Cinema Discusso.

Picnic Lunch
May 1, 2006

Damn tailgaters
Biscuit Hider

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
watch the tipping 40s lets play of this game

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
holy gently caress i should of clicked this last night lmbo

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Nanomashoes posted:

Why didn't he just google schadenfreude like he googles everything else? I think a more realistic ending would be for him to stay inside on the computer for most of his life. I understand why you took the story in the direction you did, but I think you're gonna have a hard time getting these plot holes past the sharp-eyed goons in the Cinema Discusso.

Nah, they'll dismiss any complaints about plot holes as goony tactical realism posts, then discuss the non-existent Oedipal subtext they just invented.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Now that I think about it, not one of his hot dogs is about memes from on line. This guy is really beneath me.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
op have u considered starting a cult?? u have some grand ideas

really made me think

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I just post on the web site, I'm not a moderator. There's no need to worry.

quote:

tane lmfao. i have hiv, the virus that causes aids.

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

This is loving amazing

One Million Laffs
Aug 7, 2004
ahahaha gj

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

i like this thread

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
if you are the guy in the op, i would like to hear from you

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
im glad i got to meet james earl jones

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax
the part with the post war generation of sissies seemed unnecessary and did not really contribute to the work as a whole.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



*gravely*

It is... all of us-- we are the Ryos of the world. :ohdear:

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

GentlemanBrofro posted:

the part with the post war generation of sissies seemed unnecessary and did not really contribute to the work as a whole.

i take your criticism on board and agree that it contributes nothing to the primary thrust of the story. but what is necessity? is it necessary for japanese schoolchildren to memorise so many characters, when they could be getting better at baseball, or olympic disciplines? to the sportsman, perhaps this is more important, i.e more "necessary" to their existence than literacy.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

quote:

I hate this loving country, I hate you people, you're like bugs. Scuttling around in your filth, living on the floor, eating garbage. God, I hate the smell, I hate your food. You don't even cook it! You eat it raw! What's wrong with you!?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
does anyone else smell FYAD? Is this thread gonna leave a stain?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

exspurt analcyst posted:

does anyone else smell FYAD? Is this thread gonna leave a stain?

youre a loving retard

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

exspurt analcyst posted:

does anyone else smell FYAD? Is this thread gonna leave a stain?

kill yourself you loving retard

Forti
May 5, 2009

exspurt analcyst posted:

does anyone else smell FYAD? Is this thread gonna leave a stain?

The stain is the part where you are more focused on forum clique segregation than good and humourous posts, imo

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if you are the guy in the op, i would like to hear from you

Uh he asked about tumblr and you blew him off?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
did you ever know that you're my hero

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

exspurt analcyst posted:

does anyone else smell FYAD? Is this thread gonna leave a stain?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I see... Actually, I don't have an adequately developed sense of shame. I fight a war too: I use a computer all day to talk about how much I hate another, different kind of computer because it's popular amongst my depressed long distance friends with cripplingly low self esteem.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Make this a series on the front page and give t cum a salary

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
This thread is a masterpiece, and I really hope Triticum Guzzler continues.

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx
If I mock it, will that get me past the sudden exposure of self-awareness?

satsui no thankyou
Apr 23, 2011

Literal Carehaver posted:

kill yourself you loving retard

R E L A X

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
op do you write for a living

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!




Shameful.

Great thread though.

adult black male
May 6, 2014

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[enormous multimedia screed about how the obsessive hatred of things you otherwise have no need to be exposed to in any way whatsoever during the course of your daily life is pathetic and unhealthy]

NEWLY ENLIGHTENED MAN: Now you should do one about a web site that I hate

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

suicide bi cop posted:

op do you write for a living

yes, but about nutritional science so i don't get to mention shenmue a lot

Yuran M. Bazil
Jun 20, 2008


Well done mate

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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Triticum Guzzler posted:

yes, but about nutritional science so i don't get to mention shenmue a lot

You can if you specialize in feline nutritional science.

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