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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You could have a different one every month with the item-get sounds from Zelda, Metroid, the ? blocks from Mario, Jak and Daxter's music when they find a Power Cell, etc.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's a seriously missed opportunity that when I open my monthly Loot Crate that I get with an Imp Zone discount, the announcer from Smash TV doesn't yell "BIG MONEY! BIG PRIZES! I LOVE IT!"

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

It bugs me that the boxes don't have a little chip in them that plays the Zelda chest-opening sound when you open them.

wow, someone has never opened a loot crate, and it shows. Get banned chucklefuck

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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What's a loot crate?

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

zen death robot posted:

Wow. Just....wow

He deserves.. The Yoda rear end

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Hamerplape

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Adam Bowen posted:

What's a loot crate?

Someone should shove you into a crate, nail it shut, and then promptly forget about you.

Fucker doesn't even loot, smdh

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

SunAndSpring posted:

Someone should shove you into a crate, nail it shut, and then promptly forget about you.

Fucker doesn't even loot, smdh

#givehimthebootcrate

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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Is it this thing where you pay $20 a month for a bunch of tacky nerd stuff?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
OP made a poo poo thread and I don't care. I couldn't #GiveAHootCrate

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Adam Bowen posted:

Is it this thing where you pay $20 a month for a bunch of tacky nerd stuff?

I wish to make a small addendum to my previous post. I want you to get shoved into a crate, have it nailed shut, and then have it delivered to Hawaii and dumped into the Kīlauea volcano.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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My posting must be really good if imp zoners want to pay to send me to Hawaii

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
give him the Yoda rear end

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Black Baby Goku posted:

give him the Yoda rear end

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Black Baby Goku posted:

give him the Yoda rear end

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Adam Bowen posted:

Is it this thing where you pay $20 a month for a bunch of tacky nerd stuff?

Give this fag the ice rear end

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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I will order a year of the loot crate right now if it will help me gain ycig acceptance

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Adam Bowen posted:

I will order a year of the loot crate right now if it will help me gain ycig acceptance

it's called Imp Zone you human being

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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stfu, I'm better at quake than you

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
fightin' words itt, the true gamergate for the true gamergate thread

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

I give it two more pages before people start actually talking about gamer gate.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

mabels big day posted:

I give it two more pages before people start actually talking about gamer gate.

That's optimistic.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Adam Bowen posted:


How are there so many people on this site who registered more than a decade ago but still can't post anything good.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
GamerGate™

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

mabels big day posted:

I give it two more pages before people start actually talking about gamer gate.

Adam Bowen must receive the Yoda rear end of Shame before this happens. I shall lend my Doritos Cool Ranch-covered controller to this cause.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
[Seinfeld voice] What's the deal with GamerGate???

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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The worst part about gamergate is that some retard decided to call it gamergate and then other retards made it stick

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Adam Bowen posted:

The worst part about gamergate is that some retard decided to call it gamergate and then other retards made it stick

The worst part about gamergate is that it led to you posting here.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

What the-?! This is?? N-no...I cant!...how can he even???....Does he really not--jesus christ this is going to take some serious effort posting to fix

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

mabels big day posted:

I give it two more pages before people start actually talking about gamer gate.

This forum should unironically be closed if that happens. I trust Zoq to do the right thing.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

The 12 or so regular posters here actually tend to be good about not being complete loving asshats so I dont think we'll be having that convo

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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I was just using gamergate as an icebreaker, but now I've learned about loot crates and that real imp zoners prefer to keep thinking of this as the imp zone instead of your console is good. We're breaking down cultural boundaries between Games and subforums, and that's a good thing

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012
Ban every lovely poster, even if that includes me

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012

Adam Bowen posted:

I was just using gamergate as an icebreaker, but now I've learned about loot crates and that real imp zoners prefer to keep thinking of this as the imp zone instead of your console is good. We're breaking down cultural boundaries between Games and subforums, and that's a good thing

BAN

khrits
Dec 25, 2011

And when we leave, we need to put things back the way we found them. We're not slobs.

me when i see outsiders

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

khrits posted:


me when i see outsiders



what I do to outsiders

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

SunAndSpring posted:



what I do to outsiders

khrits
Dec 25, 2011

And when we leave, we need to put things back the way we found them. We're not slobs.

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Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

lol

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