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'Laid an egg' also means farted.
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Apr 24, 2019 04:32
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Yeah, Aphex Twin is good and interesting.
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May 1, 2019 16:34
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mng posted:I've been trying to gleek on command all day. Thanks, thread. I even bought a coke. No dice.
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May 3, 2019 21:19
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:wait till you guys find out people can rumble their ear muscles like a bass drum If you xan do this, do jt on airplanes to clear your ears during takeoff/landing. Better than chewing gum.
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May 4, 2019 08:39
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Jerry Cotton posted:Wouldn't it be nice if spelling was consistent and phonemic so if you knew how to spell a word, you'd always know how to pronounce it, and if you knew how to pronounce a word, you'd always know how to spell it? Savukkeensytyttimen is cigarette lighter. Your language is twice as mad as ours.
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May 17, 2019 05:54
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Sniper Party posted:That's not correct, though. https://www.seslisozluk.net/en/what-is-the-meaning-of-savukkeensytyttimen/ I found a few sites that claimed it was. I don't pretend to know Finnish.
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May 17, 2019 07:45
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Jerry Cotton posted:I never made any such claim. Finnish orthography, however, is not only insanely good but in fact the only reasonable way to go about writing a language using an alphabet. (I.e. written language should be phonemic because anything else sucks all the asses.) Being written phonemically doesn't make up for the rest of the insanity involved in the Finnish language. It's not even fully phonemic, the velar nasal (the n sound in kenkä) is inferred based on the spelling/placement of letters, and inconsistent especially in loan words and there are actually several exceptions to phonemic spelling within the language. Also, tuli, tuuli, and tulli will all sound remarkably similar to people trying to learn the language. A bunch of my in-laws speak Finnish, and it's always fun to discuss the insanity of that language. I admit to having to use wikipedia to remember some of the weirdness that's been brought up in previous conversations.
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May 17, 2019 15:12
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I have a slight Texan accent, my wife has a mostly midwest accent. That and thief have the same th sound.
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Jun 6, 2019 14:07
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christmas boots posted:Scissors derive from the same word, as they were originally designed for cutting chick peas in half. They have the same root as cesarean, which means to cut or shear. Nothing to do with cici.
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Jun 24, 2019 05:42
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christmas boots posted:I was going to respond by doubling-down harder on my bullshit etymology, but in the process of my research it turns out that the Cicero - chickpea connection was not, as I assumed, a joke and in fact is entirely true and in keeping with Roman surname traditions. I googled it too to make sure I wasn't missing a joke.
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Jun 24, 2019 05:46
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I want a picture of the steak in plastic. I don't believe this.
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Jun 29, 2019 22:50
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Hipster_Doofus posted:AMPhetamine. How do you think amphetamine is pronounced?
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Sep 3, 2019 04:58
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I don't really have anywhere else to put this, but I found a site of random Japanese folklore monsters, and I found that the idea of goatse predates the SA forums by several hundred years. https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/
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Oct 30, 2019 05:56
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And anchos are just dried/smoked poblanos.
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Nov 22, 2019 15:05
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Jerry Cotton posted:You can't multiply any decimal number by 2 by adding a 0 to the right though? Or the other way around Binary is two though, so ‘like you can in base 10, but with 2’
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Dec 14, 2019 17:20
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The song that goes ‘Put me in coach, I’m ready to play’ is not a random background noise song made for a baseball stadium by some lazy jackoff, it’s actually a very popular song by the guy that sang in CCR called ‘Centerfield’. It remains the most vapid song I’ve ever heard in my life.
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Dec 18, 2019 06:27
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mostlygray posted:Sometimes, you get a thing about a smell. I couldn't even smell lemonade without puking for a few years because I had drank lemonade before getting a stomach infection. My dad still can't eat macaroons because he ate them when he had a stomach bug, even 60 years later. Just the smell makes him gag. That’s why he’s still stuck in the form of a worm while everyone else was cured.
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Jan 16, 2020 23:31
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purple death ray posted:Other goons are the only confirmation I've ever had that I didn't imagine that fuckin movie. I've literally never seen/heard anybody bring it up aside from this website Same. I only ever watched it while home sick and semi-delirious, but various references here confirmed that I didn’t fever dream the whole thing like 3 times as a kid.
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Jan 19, 2020 16:22
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Jerry Cotton posted:Comic books were around before smartphones. Or you could just read what was printed on the side of the milk carton. Why do you keep cartons of milk in the bathroom?
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Jan 26, 2020 21:59
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slinkimalinki posted:As a kid I knew it was about balls but I still haven't worked out why it's like a continental soldier. Continental (European) soldiers carried their rifles up over their shoulders when marching in formation. Its not the testicles, it’s the location of the testicles.
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Feb 3, 2020 06:36
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I dunno that was just my guess as a kid.
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Feb 3, 2020 15:08
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There are literally hundreds of species of stink bug. Some bite, some do not.
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Feb 8, 2020 07:14
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Lady Bird is 100% Georgia bloodhound.
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Feb 8, 2020 08:14
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Jerry Cotton posted:Do not, I repeat: do not wipe with your phone. That explains your post history.
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Feb 18, 2020 15:39
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Yeah but now isn’t he married to Edna?
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Feb 23, 2020 06:06
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Everyone else should just speak like me, the guy who talks with no discernible accent. It’s so obvious!!!
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Feb 23, 2020 06:58
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Aphrodite posted:She died too. So who teaches Bart? 
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Feb 24, 2020 15:46
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Aphrodite posted:Actually, Flanders. That’s dumb. Who runs the Leftorium???
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Feb 24, 2020 17:02
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I had the same issue with carrots, baby carrots had been my favorite snack as a kid, and after a bad bout of the flu And some painfully orange vomit I just couldn’t eat them anymore without gagging. I finally got over it like twenty years later. It helps that carrots don’t have a strong flavor like some things goons have purgative reactions to.
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Mar 2, 2020 19:28
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Captain Hygiene posted:I've identified a solution to identifying whether or not something is a joke, it's to simply turn off your monitor Strange how the test always up ‘joke’ for you huh?
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Mar 4, 2020 00:54
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Raw broccoli and, in fact, most raw vegetables are extremely delicious.
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Mar 23, 2020 16:36
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The Mighty Moltres posted:False. You have an accent and you know it. Nope. Americans from my area don’t have accents.
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Apr 6, 2020 15:08
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MisterBibs posted:Evidently a couple-inch wide funnel will collect rainwater pretty well. I'm not really sure why I presumed it wouldn't collect much (it's not pouring out or anything), but it has. A couple inch wide funnel might get blocked off if you get a hotdog in there, though.
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May 18, 2020 11:10
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Inceltown posted:Morally Inept rereg spotted In-joke misser sported. Bibs famously choked on a hotdog.
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May 18, 2020 11:35
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So you didn’t choke on two hot dogs?
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May 19, 2020 00:57
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Leavemywife posted:My mom showed me that trick years ago, and I think it's one of those little things that are just really nice for people who can't push the little thing to open them every time. Though, now that I think of it, I wonder if a pharmacy will dispense it to you that way. I work at a pharmacy, I should ask about that when I get the chance. They would when I was a pharm tech, you just had to request it. The default state is the more difficult state because that way is childproof.
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May 31, 2020 16:01
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purple death ray posted:Banana candy is awful bullshit they only make to torment kids, like circus peanuts. That banana can stay extinct imo if that's what it used to taste like 100% incorrect. All you nerds trade me your banana runts, I’ll give you the vastly inferior apple or grape ones in exchange.
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Jun 15, 2020 15:51
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No that’s fairly accurate actually.
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Was that an attempt at a joke? Because anthropos is ‘humans/human beings’ and logia is ‘study’ so it’s just the study of human beings.
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