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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

purple death ray posted:

theres still blood in there

I can�t believe I just figured out that piss AND blood are stored in the balls

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 18:46

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 19:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Still does actually

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 05:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Always thought it stood for Caucasian Viking Sailors

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 21:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Tarantula posted:

Alexander Skarsgard played the Iceman in Generation Kill, I don't know why I'm only just realising this.

He was also killed in a tragic gasoline fight accident in Zoolander. Realized that just a couple weeks ago.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2018 14:59

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

CityMidnightJunky posted:

Beck is someone I know exists as a public figure/musician but if you put a gun to my head I could not tell you a single thing about him or what he's done or what the guy even looks like. Even the most bland famous band I've never listened to I could tell you something about them just through cultural osmosis, but Beck is an actual black hole.

He�s a little white dude who makes good music in a variety of genres. Try listening to Beck.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 15:30

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Beachcomber posted:

He has, or had, two turntables and a microphone.

Where it�s at?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2019 20:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Phlegmish posted:

I don't particularly like The Cars in general but Drive is a great song

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 13:29

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

That was Ben Orr on vocals though so don�t worry about it

Well I just now figured that out

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostradingus posted:

The Green Mile is not about a prison football team.

No, that�s the sequel.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 00:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Queen Combat posted:

Isn't the longest yard a movie about Bruce Willis meeting a dentist after ratting out the mob?

pretty sure that�s the 5th element

# ¿ Oct 14, 2019 02:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whisky Ritchy

# ¿ Oct 19, 2019 21:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shifty Nipples posted:

the point of the joke is the punchline is anticlimactic and disappointing.

Haha

# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 23:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Milo and POTUS posted:

No such thing as too cold at night

# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 16:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I went to a little dive bar on the outskirts of New Orleans a few weeks ago, and on the wall immediately above my table was a framed photo of a Guy Fieri which he�d signed. On it he wrote �best turtle soup I�ve ever had!�

So I had the turtle soup, and sure enough it was also the best turtle soup that I�ve ever had. That�s my Guy Fieri story.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 15:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Just wanted to chime in and say it�s nice to hear some people are open to the thought that a person can change and better themselves.

Also I just realized that Guy Fieri with normal hair is all of middle America�s dad.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 01:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

rydiafan posted:

I have no idea what movie you're talking about.

That�s because it doesn�t really exist

# ¿ Jan 19, 2020 16:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Doug Sisk posted:

But imagine how great it would be if your little finger was also a thumb. Come on evolution, catch up.

I feel like this is something plastic surgeons could accomplish. gently caress breast augmentation, give me a more functional pinky.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 03:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shifty Nipples posted:

The "can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier" part is how I as a kid decided that the song was probably about balls.

If you could throw them over your shoulder as a kid I�d hate to see them now

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 21:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hyperlynx posted:

Uh, folks?

Welp, back to rinsing!

Nice photoshop, very convincing

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 02:28

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Colgate is staying out of the rinse/don�t rinse debate all together, but definitely don�t swallow.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 17:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Inceltown posted:

It's only dishonor if it comes from the Onor region of Japan. Otherwise it's just sparkling shame.

Sparkling comes from �spar� and �cling�

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

christmas boots posted:

This one's an interesting etymology because it actually comes from "spark" and "cling", but as you've noted sparks got their name from combining the fact that they often happened during sparring matches with the onomatopoeia of the swords scraping against each other.

Scraping comes from �crap� and �sing�

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 00:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Failed Imagineer posted:

Taking a poo poo is basically auto-pegging

I�m so straight I don�t poo poo at all.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 21:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I just found out that Ed McMahon was not the spokesperson for Publisher's Clearing House and was instead the spokesperson for a company called American Family Publishers. The Mandela Effect is real and we are living inside a lie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEMYatr_j1o

What

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 13:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hyperlynx posted:

I just realised that if dogs and cats could talk, they would unironically say "smell you later".

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 03:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Helith posted:

It's pronounced like sword.

Really? I�ve been pronouncing it �god�

# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 01:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Memento posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/TightGaseousCowbird.webm

wut

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 02:23

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shifty Nipples posted:

i have myself on ignore if that's a thing i can do

I�m just ignoring the forums entirely

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 14:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

What if I kill a woman, do I have to gently caress her widower?

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 03:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

rydiafan posted:

Dude if you want to gently caress you could just ask me and leave my wife out of it.

pm sent

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 18:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Beachcomber posted:

Are you certain about this? What is the flavor like?

It�s very similar to ranch dressing

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 04:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Jerry Cotton posted:

Really? Didn't know that. So it's basically "what you put in new potatoes" but with mayonnaise. I wonder who thought of that.

white people

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 14:33

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

The Strokes and The Struts are not the same band.

The Kinks and The Kooks are also not the same band.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 14:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I decree there to be 13, 28 day, months. When October is over we shall have Beantember in my honor.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 15:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

The actual history is much, much dumber, and I'll take any opportunity to tell people about it:

This is neat, thank you

# ¿ Mar 24, 2020 16:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Inzombiac posted:

Animaniacs is a portmanteau of Animated and Maniacs.

Or maybe it's anime...

Inzombiac is a portmanteau of zombie and insomniac.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 03:40

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Inzombiac posted:

who told you?!?!?!

No, I just figured it out :toot:

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 04:10

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I watched 3 Men and a Baby about a year ago for the first time and had no idea that murderous cocaine dealers would play such a large part in the plot.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 18:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Failed Imagineer posted:

There is no such thing as not having an accent

False. I do not have an accent but everyone else does.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 14:30

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 19:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Captain Monkey posted:

Nope. Americans from my area don�t have accents.

See this guy gets it. You must also be from New Orleans, where we don�t have accents.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 15:12

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