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Patattack
Nov 23, 2008

The English Language!

YeahTubaMike posted:

I didn't JUST figure this out, but I was well into adulthood when I realized that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" wasn't about someone's mom having an affair with Santa Claus. :ughh:

Don't worry, you're not the only one.

In a similar vein, I was in my 20s before I figured out that "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" was a double-entendre. I just thought it was the stereotypical example of a bad pickup line because it was dumb, not because it was a cheesy pun.

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