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MisterBibs posted:Tia Carrere (from Wayne's World) and Asia Carrera (some porn star from the 90s that I didn't know existed until a few minutes ago) are not the same person. This is tangential but she has a similar enough name to have popped into my head. Porn star Asa Akira has the greatest Twitter feed ever. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R27K7/
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Tiggum posted:Sweeney Todd is one of the best films ever. I've seen it about half a dozen times and would happily watch it again any time, and I normally don't rewatch/reread anything. Carter was woefully miscast. Mrs. Lovett was the dominant personality in the relationship, and Sweeny was under her control. You need a strong voice like Lansbury had to drive that home, not Carter's quiet squeak. Everything else was good.
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Rollersnake posted:The Philippines are not west of Thailand, Well, eventually they are.
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syscall girl posted:It's Germanic. Stands for Familienschmuck berprfbarkeit Chemieunterricht Kinderpopo That translates to "To Insure Prompt Service".
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Tarantula posted:Don't forget New Zealand. Why not? It's apparently tradition. http://worldmapswithout.nz
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doverhog posted:In my youth, I did not understand how the world works. That there is no justice to anything, and you should not expect any. The good are not rewarded, nor the evil punished. No points are given for being better or worse than some ideal. The only thing that matters, to you, is how you think about things, and what you do based on that thought. You may get praise or appreciation, but that should be cast aside, because you are defined by inner movements. The whole universe is contained inside your brain, or the parts of it that matter anyway. Phone posting during your shift at Hot Topic, kiddo?
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Jan 22, 2018 22:01
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Tiggum posted:I think I would say that, yes. Why would that be a bad precedent? Pizza would be fictional.
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Jan 25, 2018 05:07
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And before somebody brings it up, the guy in the movie even says that it could cause problems in the past, so the fact that none of the events of the Cloverfield Paradox prior to the catastrophe happening are taking place in the original film isn't technically a plot hole.
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JoelJoel posted:I just found out that you lot aren't very clever or funny. You're a slow learner.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:36
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MariusLecter posted:The aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, is localized entirely within my kitchen. There's been a massive resurgence of that meme recently, and nothing has ever made me happier. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kbPcwDnqrOo https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsOBFhNjVM
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Mar 11, 2018 22:04
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It's stupid as gently caress that "explanation" doesn't contain "explain".
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Mar 16, 2018 06:18
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My dad taught me Red, Right, Returning so I wouldn't run aground coming into port at night. But that referred to the harbor lights, not the ship's.
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Don't let Jerry Cotton distract you from the real monster, fruit on the bottom, who claims that Temple of Doom is worse than Crystal Skull.
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om nom nom posted:That's the one (or a similar one) that I've got. I think they were talking about the fridge/freezers with water and ice dispenser on the door, which are considerably more expensive. Maybe one upon a time, but an ice dispenser on a fridge is pretty much like a backup camera on a car. It used to be some amazing fancy whatever thing, but if you get a new one nowadays you almost certainly are going to have that included.
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May 22, 2018 15:56
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MariusLecter posted:Buffet is not the same thing as buffet. Famous singer Jimmy Buff-ay is made entirely out of beef.
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Memento posted:I sucks when I read read as read and not read so I have to re-read read as read so I can read read correctly. 
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The song is like If I Were a Rich Man from Fiddler on the Roof. They're dreaming about what they would do if they had hats, and it's rather cruel of you to point out that they don't.
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A girl with colitis goes by.
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Cacafuego posted:Wait til you tell them about John and Ivan :the more you know: Iohannes Caeser, Tsar Ivan, King John, and Kaizer Johann.
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value-brand cereal posted:NIN's Head Like A Hole remixes https://youtu.be/5Lm1FL7gWl4
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:A man a plan a canal Panama Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog. I, madam, I made radio. So I dared. Am I mad? Am I?!
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Nov 18, 2018 19:44
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FreudianSlippers posted:Over here we have thirteen mischievous trolls https://youtu.be/0hb_DzWGwB0 And their mom is here: https://youtu.be/L0YXvwBX8Bk
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Somehow having both songs simultaneously stuck in my head, I realized tonight that "Warpigs" by Black Sabbath can be sung to the tune of "25 Or 6 To 4" by Chicago. https://youtu.be/3Cbk8f7f5OI
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Thanks to one of those morning radio celebrity birthday bits I just learned that Kane Hodder, the man behind the mask of most slasher villains, is not the guy who plays Kane in the WWE. Kane is not a common name, and so many wrestlers are also actors, so I just always assumed.
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James Marsden and James Marsters aren't the same guy. Their names are close enough that when I started watching Westworld I just thought to myself "Hey, neat. The guy from Buffy is making a comeback." rydiafan has a new favorite as of 15:49 on May 3, 2019 |
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Leavemywife posted:We'll also see the copyright on Mickey Mouse run out No we won't. Nobody ever will. Mickey should have been public domain several times already, but Disney keeps getting the law changed. They'll do it forever and eventually copyright will never run out on anything ever again.
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Almost more horrific than eating the plastic, this means they weren't seasoning the meat.
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Jul 1, 2019 06:36
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But it wouldn't stick, right? Like they'd crack salt and pepper onto plastic wrap and it'd so fall off, wouldn't it?
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Jul 1, 2019 07:05
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So what's the life hack for getting a straw into the Capri Sun pouch without stabbing it straight through the back and into your finger?
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Hardcordion posted:So you know the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" That extremely well known joke that we've all been hearing since we could understand what a joke is? The punchline isn't just about the simple motivations driving a chicken to do what it does. The other side is the afterlife, because the chicken gets run over. Do we need to change the thread title back?
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Snake Maze posted:You can multiply any base 10 number by 10 by adding a zero to the end. It's there any base value where you don't multiply any number by the base value by adding a zero? By that same logic any number is divided by the base value by removing a zero at the end, but the higher the base value the less likely the number is to end in a zero. Of course, all you're really doing is moving the decimal point over and dropping the zero after the decimal point.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:The Dark Crystal is is by far the creepiest of those, though it is quite good. The funny thing is my adult self got more skeeved by it when I gave it a spin awhile ago. It's exactly the kind of movie the PG-13 rating is for. Try watching the new series. The number of times I turned to the person watching with me in horror and we sarcastic quipped "you know, for kids!" was astounding. Watching a puppet get covered in arterial spray as it bludgeons a helpless character you've known for the entire series to death sure is a thing you don't see often.
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Cuisine is pronounced "Quiz een" Cuisinart is pronounced "Quee zin art" Hope this helps.
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I have no idea what movie you're talking about.
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I used to catch random parts of that at 2 am on Comedy Central decades ago.
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lol if you don't just have a tiny bird clean your teeth for you.
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Tunicate posted:"rear end" is derived from "arse", and originally meant "ears", but later became a butt euphemism. Hence the 'jackass' getting named after its huge ears. It's almost impressive how wrong everything in this post is.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just found out that Ed McMahon was not the spokesperson for Publisher's Clearing House and was instead the spokesperson for a company called American Family Publishers. The Mandela Effect is real and we are living inside a lie. Ok, this is the first Mandela Effect thing to really get me. I checked like five articles because I was sure you were wrong.
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