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Today it occurred to me that combination locks should be called permutation locks, and it's annoying the poo poo out of me.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 23:05 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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Squids have ten limbs, but annoyingly still only eight legs, as the other two are tentacles.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2020 22:55 |
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I like Low Man's Lyric.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2020 06:57 |
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Inceltown posted:If you would like something to replace it I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I legit don't know this one. I guess I'm immune.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2020 22:29 |
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Wait, when you bite things is it supposed to make there be more of the thing? Have...have I been doing it wrong all this time?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 17:43 |
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For anyone not getting how terrifying a moose is: https://youtu.be/ylCfXvKmdvU
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2020 18:08 |
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EasilyConfused posted:👏 does not mean rooster. What?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 00:21 |
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EasilyConfused posted:It's supposed to be applause. No, that part I get. It's the seeing it as a rooster that I can't fathom. But I'm on a smartphone, so maybe it looks different on a computer, like you said.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 17:59 |
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Sucrose posted:You're still getting it wrong! It's a stretch, but if the people checking the box are doing it specifically to cause the people who know that there are people checking the box pain, then the people checking the box are sadists.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:44 |
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MariusLecter posted:Always thought "This little piggy went to market" was a pun I give up. How?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 04:07 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Presumably as pigs are taken to market to be sold/butchered, but as the other piggies are doing things like having/not having roast beef there's the humor of it going off to market to do the daily shopping. That's not a pun.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 06:51 |
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St_Ides posted:The fun part of that is learning that we use the term fridge not as a short form of refrigerator, but because of the brand name Frigidaire. Or the term at least became popular because of the brand. I hate that neither refrigerator not Frigidaire have a D before the G, but fridge does.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 15:02 |
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And Dude Love And the best.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 00:14 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Ah yes because mail-order famously didn't exist before the Internet. So your stance is that if I am arguing with somebody about the lyrics of Blinded By the Light I need to get a mail order book catalogue, order a book with a listing of books that have lyrics, order one of those books, then look up the lyrics? Truly that's identical in ease and speed to googling on my phone.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 16:06 |
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So I need to own every book?
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 16:12 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Judging by your marvelous posts it couldn't hurt. My mistake. I didn't realize you were posting entirely in bad faith. I'll avoid conversing with you like a rational human in the future.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 16:39 |
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My bad. I knew he was doing a gimmick, but I thought he'd at least maintain the veneer of polite conversation. I'll do better in the future.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 17:12 |
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My church as a kid passed around trays with little plastic shot glasses. Grape juice was in the middle and wine was around the outside.
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# ¿ May 5, 2021 16:41 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:I think I just figured out that in American football a "pick six" is a pass interception resulting in a touchdown. If your "I think" is because you aren't sure you're correct, I can confirm you are. "Pick" is a synonym for an interception, and the "six" is for the touchdown portion.
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 16:09 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:"Pick six" sounds like a way to bet on one of those lottery games where they draw several numbered ping pong balls for the winning numbers. It is, in several states.
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 03:52 |
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Tom Lehrer posted:It's people like that who make you realize how little you've accomplished. It's a sobering thought, for example, that, when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 17:41 |
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They just released a song about George Floyd, and it is very not good. Unless you like cringe in which case it's great.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 06:58 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 16:37 |
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Harvey TWH posted:(poo poo I Want to Figure Out: how to send info to Alec besides hoping it gets found in a comment...) Are you gonna recommend barbers? As a fellow chubby guy who let his hair grow out during quarantine I feel an intervention is in order.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:42 |