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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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YeahTubaMike posted:

Similarly, I thought "ftfy" was "gently caress this, gently caress you."

I knew someone who thought "ftw" meant "gently caress the world"

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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John Big Booty posted:



I'm pretty sure that this dude does not have a "For The Win!" patch on his cut.

Yeah, I was gonna say he was an older dude and I think bikers had it that way but it was in the context of a mmo guild.

"We just knocked the poo poo out of their capital, gently caress the world guys!" just seemed like an odd reading to me.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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amityville anus posted:

until about a year ago when I accidentally trapped one I thought racoons weighed about as much as a cat but it turns out that they weigh about 100lbs. they are some very dense, garbage eating, little pandas.

I wouldn't know from raccoons but a little pug weighs way more than you'd think compared to a cat. Cats is mostly bones and hair.

Hell, their terminal velocity isn't enough to kill them.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Okay so if FTW came from angry bikers and biker gangs originated in San Diego as vets returned from WWII to the naval base there with bad attitudes and a lot of combat meth, where would they have learned the art of making every little thing into abbreviations from?

It's the U.S. military ladies and gents. They are the ones who say FTW

Both meanings now.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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QuelleFuck posted:

Google is the retroactive verb I'm throwing on it, cousin probably told them to "internet search with DogPile" or whatever we kids were using then.

The things that come to mind are hotbot, lycos and yahoo.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

Watch out, you're gonna flip when you find out about green eggs.

Green Eggs and Ham is a metaphor for gay sex.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Shrapnig posted:

They are and now I can't believe people don't know who Bobcat is.

Watch Shakes the Clown, people.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Mister Macys posted:

I predicted Rupert Murdoch buying National Geographic about two months before it actually happened this week. :smith:

I have predicted that Donald trump will rent a jet to flee his links to Jared Fogle, as they exchanged sex pictures of underage kids.

Trump will attempt to run his campaign from a non extradition country but John McCafee will hunt him down and bring his scalp to justice.i

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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pussy riot police posted:

So goon word origins are almost 100% wrong then.

Read the previous threads.

It's adorable.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sucrose posted:

The letter "S" is probably deliberately shaped like a snake. It's the Latin alphabet, and the word for snake in Latin is "Serpens." It can't possibly be a coincidence.

Have you seen how jaggy the early forms of letters are?

I don't know if it's because they had to be carved into stone or wax or what but there's nothing sinuous about early forms of "s"

It could be trying to look snakelike but the ancient "s" looks more like a sideways "w"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wanamingo posted:

Yes, it was SO much better back in the 90s when it was the Hitler channel.

How It's Made begs to differ with you.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Warm und Fuzzy posted:

He's singing about his cock and balls.

You kid but I actually thought this in the 90s.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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So everyone knows goons love The Wire but it took me to the drat end of the show to be completely certain that Snoop was a woman.

I'm going to have to rewatch to see if there are any indications at all about this. I always wondered I mean, I'm not blind but I honestly couldn't figure it out and didn't want to look it up.

I guess the tendency for enjoying The Wire goes along with face blindness in the hivemind.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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John Big Booty posted:

Goons schmoons. You may just be retarded.

This, and what snapchat a titty said.

I really don't "watch" shows and well, often don't listen to them either.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Thump! posted:

Modern Marvels is a good show and I'll fight anyone that disagrees :colbert:

Yeah but the name was really inappropriate for a lot of the stuff they covered.

e: unless you define "modern" as mid-Paleolithic

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

My favorite part of this thread has returned! In my corner of the world we call thing something. Also we call different thing something else!!

I'll have a Pepsi

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Mister Macys posted:

Bubsy is not the same cat that goes, "Ick!" in that comic with the penguin.

This was painful to read.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Stairs posted:

Here's another:
Most "back massagers" for sale in regular stores are totally meant to actually be used as vibrators.
You aren't fooling anyone nubby ladybug!

Hitachi magic wands or w/e are probably the best sex toys ever made.

Problem is when you find one out in the wild at nana's house.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I'm just so tired of all these star wars

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Captain Lavender posted:

Well poo poo. It now finally, finally makes sense.

She was also the voice of the computer and returned as Lwaxana (idk) for some terrible DS9 episodes.

It kinda made me wonder if she had something on paramount or desilu or her dead husband.

Like Mrs. Olsen from Little House just rocketed in to Space Journey and started sucking.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Tiggum posted:

Lwaxana Troi was great. The worst episodes were the Borg ones, :colbert:

Stop sucking up to Ralp

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Words like "valet" and "foyer" are properly pronounced as read in English.

People try to put on airs with those but nope.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Dr_Amazing posted:

Are you saying that you pronounce valet so it rhymes like pallet? If you're going to somewhere fancy enough that someone takes your keys and parks for you, I don't think you have to worry about sounding like Mr Fancywords.

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKGoVefhtMQ

No.

I'm thinking of the movie Roadhouse.

And yes, you pronounce it like pallet.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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In Terry Pratchett's Discworld book (and the Sky tv miniseries) The Hogfather the holiday Hogswatch (analogous to Christmas) sounds very much like hogwash.

It's cool how he had anthropomorphic Death, the tooth fairy and the eponymous Hogfather be real in support of the childish spirit in fantasy.

Actually pretty uplifting but never the less hogwash.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bomrek posted:

It's paper, they were thinking of paper.
There is no paper in Star Wars.

Alumipaper in scads though. They use it to pass messages about vader via really generic looking rolling garbage cans and some stealth roombas.

You do not want to get caught joking about his cloak smell.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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In Spectre James Bond refers to Q as his quartermaster. Just now got that.

In Casino Royale he implies M was part of Judi Dench M's name but it probably meant something else before her. No idea about C.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Learn something new every day.

Cumming.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Wouldn't it be great if you had that autismal memory for different kinds of rocks where you could alienate everyone in your hiking party with gross puns.



I totally would.




This is a prime example of cuckingstone. It only forms when a cuckeurite smashes into common limestone and converts the surrounding minerals into cuckulite. The parents then raise it as their own.

*titters*

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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anusite

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

I pronounce it "Uh-mal-gum" though I knew someone that said it, "Aye-male-gum" but he was from Minnesota.

I have a theory that the guys from MST3K/Rifftrax deliberately mispronounce words to get angry fan letters or that the Midwest is just utterly horrible at pronunciation.

Every single ep has some horribly mangled words or the emphasis is just so far off that they may have never spoken or heard spoken the words in question.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Memento posted:

I listened to a ton of Primus in the mid-late 90s.

About 7-8 years ago, I got into Tom Waits and still listen to his music all the time.

I just realised that it was him singing on the song Tommy the Cat. It came on randomly earlier today on Google Play and I had a very much :aaaaa: moment.

I love Primus and Tom Waits.

For those who haven't seen or heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4OhIU-PmB8

I had no idea Waits was Tommy, btw

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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No no no, it was Paula Abdul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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amityville anus posted:

It's "take time with a wounded hand" not "ticked off with a wooden hand"

Don't feel too bad. It took me like 10 years to figure out England Dan & John Ford Coley's I'd Really Love To See You Tonight's lyrics were "I'm not talking 'bout moving in
And I don't want to change your life
But there's a warm wind blowing
The stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight"

Old dorky song I guess but I could not figure out "'bout moving in" for the life of me.


Misheard Lyrics:
"I not talking about the linen."
Original Lyrics:
"I'm not talking 'bout moving in"



Some singers are just bad at enunciating, is my excuse.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I kissed this guy

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Geniasis posted:

Not to ruin everyone's good time, but isn't this conversation why this thread exists?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754794

Nice!

I just didn't know it existed.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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MisterBibs posted:

I just realized that there's more tags/data in MP3 files than IDv3v1 and IDv3v2.

This discovery was caused by realizing that while the tags for a certain song in my collection work perfectly on my computer/winamp/phone, in my car said song had quotes around the title, and had the artist as some website I've never visited.

The way software like iTunes, Mediamonkey, Picard, Foobar2k and maybe Winamp? screw up my mp3 database so half of the "various artist" tracks and a bunch of others feature Big Boi as cover art is a lesson to me in not coveting the pristine organization of music.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Henchman of Santa posted:

LeBron wearing an Ultimate Warrior t-shirt was funny because he beat the Warriors, not just because wearing a wrestling shirt is funny by itself.

Come out to plaaaaay

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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OctoberBlues posted:

I learned this past weekend that all of Sublime's famous songs come from one album, and it was released after the lead singer Bradley Nowell died of an overdose. I knew their lead singer had died in the mid 90s but I had no idea the band wasn't even famous yet when he died.

Badfish (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badfish_(song)
Wikipedia
"Badfish" is a song by ska-punk group Sublime from their 1992 debut album, 40oz. to Freedom. The song was originally released on the band's 1991 demo tape, ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40oz._to_Freedom

Now check the date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTCPq8Fjsco

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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OctoberBlues posted:

I feel like you could have saved yourself some time by writing "they had some earlier songs that were also popular"

Perhaps that is the road you should have taken.

So 40oz isn't the album you were referring to?

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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OctoberBlues posted:

No, my fandom of Sublime is entirely casual, based on what I hear on the radio. And all I ever hear on the radio is What I Got, Santeria, and Caress Me Down. Their self titled album is also their only album that is on multiple lists of the best albums of the 1990s.

If I have offended your sensibilities, please try to move on from it, hard as it may be.

Sorry, I've got all their albums and been listening to them since high school but 40oz was the one I remember best.

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