Garrand posted:

I'm no, memeologist, but I thought the point of the nobody: format was to be an ironic "I'm so obsessed with this thing that I bring it up at any possible opportunity, even when nobody asks", like with stupid trivia or bizarre lore theories and poo poo.

E:which I guess would go along with that second one

caspergers posted:

I've got a story about one such person. So I went to a bar and ran into a friend of a friend whom I didn't really know. We were both trying to get laid I guess, but there weren't any girls at the bar so we just went back to my place to hang out for a bit. no we did not gently caress . We throw on a movie and we're both pretty drunk and hungry, so I microwave some rotel dip that my grandma made. He tries some and is like, "Oh yeah that isn't hot enough, warm that up a little more." I just wanna please my company so i did and he tries it again but it still isn't hot enough. So I microwave it like three more times until he is satisfied. Of course by that time, he's the only one eating it because it's too hot for me to eat. Happy for him tho

I don't know who the gently caress raised this dude, when I feel like it's just common sense that when you go to a random stranger's house, you do not bitch about the coldness of the food they've offered you. What a poo poo head

exquisite tea posted:

The joke is that you think you will see me, but haha, I have seen you first. That's all there is to it.

run on sentience posted:

I'm now thinking about the implications of

See you in hell!

Not if I see you first!

which I have heard somewhere before.

They're both gonna be in hell, so he can't really re-murder the guy? Is he going to leave to a different torture district if he sees him at the lake of fire?

for fucks sake posted:

The refrain, "-eezer Goode, -eezer Goode, he's Ebeneezer Goode" from "Ebeneezer Goode" is not, in fact, a contraction of the titular character's first name, but rather the phrase "E's are good", and in fact the whole song promotes the benefits of taking ecstasy.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sebmojo walks into a drugstore. "Excuse me where is the illegal aisle?"

for fucks sake posted:

Gaius Marius posted:

Triangles are pretty neat

Hyperlynx posted:

Wait, hang on. Are those zodiac symbols meant to be constellation diagrams? These ones: ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⛎

Captain Splendid posted:

Asterisk and Obelisk

Grassy Knowles posted:

he's called that because his records are historical but marred by doping

Milo and POTUS posted:

Birds are way cooler than bugs though

Torquemada posted:

grrrrronyarrrr (add the merest suggestion of a 'd' at the end).

Captain Splendid posted:

Rolling r's isn't a feature of French accents from France, it's all in the back of the mouth.

The d is indeed silent

https://forvo.com/word/grognard/#fr

Captain Hygiene posted:

poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:

Sounds like the eyes your doctors work on have little or no optic nerve service loop. Code specifies 6 inches, at least here, but that's only for the initial setup, if the nerve has to be re-terminated (such as if the eye is replaced or the splice goes bad) you're gonna lose about an inch each time, but you generally want to run a whole new nerve once you get down real short, so you don't end up in an emergency having to redo it.

Mescal posted:

Getting the last word in

DontMockMySmock posted:

"tough luck" is the PG version of the phrase, and, I assume, "tough titties" is derived from it.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It used to mean that back before we had mechanical clocks (the phrase goes back to at least 1370 according to the OED) but it hasn't actually meant that in practice for a long time now. In the 1952 movie High Noon Gary Cooper was always glancing at his pocket watch or the clock on the wall as it got closer to noon, he wasn't running outside to check a sun dial or the length of the shadows

If you can find an example where they stand around measuring the shadows before they agree to start the shoot out I'll concede the point but I don't like your chances, lol

Torquemada posted:

The video for Total Eclipse is loving wild, it's full of pale young men in singlets with shiny eyes prancing around a dollar store version of Hogwarts. Bonnie Tyler is apparently the new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, wardrobe from the Nordstroms in the Eden Prairie Mall circa 1982.