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Stuff I Should Have Figured Out Earlier: Jerry Cotton is kind of a smug jerk.
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It is really monstrous how many unicorns are killed every year, just so their horns can be chopped off and sold as narwhal horns.
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Aug 12, 2017 08:52
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Pink Floyd was the singer, right?
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Aug 12, 2017 19:19
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The culinary definition is much more important to non-biologists, anyway. Who cares if a tomato is technically a berry? What does it matter that a peanut is really a legume? Does it have scales, fins and gills? Does it swim in the sea? Sounds like a fish to me, partner.
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Aug 16, 2017 12:54
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Aphrodite posted:Unless it was purple. You gotta rep the Row, man.
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Aug 18, 2017 21:48
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They produce both milk and eggs, which means they can make custard out of their bodily secretions!
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Aug 20, 2017 10:27
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God I love German.
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Aug 20, 2017 13:31
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gently caress that's good
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Aug 21, 2017 18:05
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Iron Crowned posted:I've had at least two arguments with bar randos that whales are mammals. One of them thought I was stupid as gently caress because I was talking about the three states of matter, because apparently only water can freeze I guess plasma is a type of water, but there's other stuff in it too. It's like saying beer is a type of water.
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Aug 22, 2017 14:52
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: Yes, I know, there is also plasma, but I barely comprehend that one, and I was talking to an idiot.
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Aug 22, 2017 16:01
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genetic_knockout posted:Today, at the age of 31, I finally figured out how to properly fold a fitted sheet by myself. I had always been using the method taught to me by my late great Single Dad, and they always ended up looking like a lumpy pile of elasticized poo poo. Today after flailing around with one for several minutes like some moron from black-and-white infomercial land, I finally thought there must be a better way! Teach me your ways. I just kind of roll them into a tube and it feels wrong somehow.
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Aug 29, 2017 06:03
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Use sodium bicarbonate as your base.
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Aug 30, 2017 07:37
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Are you have a stroke? Did you strain too hard and burst an artery in your brain? It's okay.
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Sep 16, 2017 08:31
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As Stand names go, I've seen worse, even though they're not terribly imaginative.
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Sep 29, 2017 22:31
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Leavemywife posted:Cube and The Cell are totally different movies. Likewise, Cube and The Cube are different movies.
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Oct 16, 2017 04:39
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Bloody-Stupid's initials are also the reverse of Johann Sebastian Bach.
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Oct 20, 2017 04:28
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Nouveau Orrléahh, hoh hoh hoh!
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Nov 1, 2017 14:00
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Hang on, what? This changes everything.
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Nov 7, 2017 16:32
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fruit on the bottom posted:Charlie Brown has hair, Garfield has no gender, Sinbad being a comedian and not a sailor, Snoopy being a WWI vet and not having fought on Iwo Jima, the Berenstain Bears aren’t Jewish... Berenstein. 
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Nov 7, 2017 19:16
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There's a bathroom on the right.
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Nov 14, 2017 22:38
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Ooooh! The cities in Kanto are named after colors, like Veridian, Fuchsia, Lavender, etc. Ash comes from Pallet Town. Like "color palette".
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Nov 22, 2017 13:15
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Get this, Roald Dahl didn't like children much.
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Nov 26, 2017 06:29
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How is The TTP Project these days?
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Dec 20, 2017 11:41
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You're writing a zombie story. What ending is there beyond "They all died. No moral!"
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Jan 1, 2018 10:15
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The men in Third Rock From The Sun are called Tom, Dick, and Harry, like the expression that means "anyone". I never got that until now.
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Jan 19, 2018 23:07
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Yes!
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Jan 20, 2018 11:56
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Feb 13, 2018 20:51
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I didn't believe the Towers of Hanoi could present a real challenge for people of today, but here we are.
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Mar 3, 2018 17:07
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That's nobody's business but the stoats.
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Mar 16, 2018 23:42
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Garrand posted:I hope their sauces are better than their printers. It's a lot easier to carry.
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Mar 29, 2018 07:44
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What, like Pulse?
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Nov 22, 2018 06:25
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I remember kind of liking Unfriended even though the twist was the dumbest poo poo I've ever seen
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Nov 22, 2018 21:52
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You're wrong. It means "British Penis".
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Nov 23, 2018 06:17
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Gynocentric Regime posted:🎶They tried to kill him with a forklift 🎶 Rowsdowerrr!
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Nov 29, 2018 06:42
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Dec 11, 2018 06:09
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Sweevo posted:The Leaf Insect article is peak Wiki-sperg - article titled after the scientific name rather than it's common name, a couple of vague paragraphs giving little info, a long list of sub-species that don't even have their own articles, and all the references are to academic papers hidden behind a paywall. You know how it is with Wikipedia.
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Jan 30, 2019 13:07
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I'm glad you got the reference. May I give you a commodore?
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Jan 30, 2019 19:05
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It's a Pottery Petting Zoo
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Mar 20, 2019 12:27
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The backstory for Metal Gear Solid 2?
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Apr 27, 2019 12:01
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MariusLecter posted:The Lion King is a wholesale plagiarisation of a Japanese IP. Kind of. And also Hamlet. Kind of.
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