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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Pookah posted:

Its got to be Paloma Schmetterling-Farfalle.

The notable Spectator columnist!

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Carthag Tuek posted:

Geh in die Knie
Und klatsch in die Hände
Beweg deine Hüften
Und tanz den Mussolini
Tanz den Mussolini
Tanz den Mussolini

Dreh dich nach rechts
Und klatsch in die Hände
Und mach den Adolf Hitler
Tanz den Adolf Hitler
Tanz den Adolf Hitler
Tanz den Adolf Hitler
Und jetzt den Mussolini

Beweg deinen Hintern
Beweg deinen Hintern
Klatsch in die Hände
Tanz den Jesus Christus
Tanz den Jesus Christus

Wow, I haven't thought about Deutsch-Amerikanische Freundschaft in a while

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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verbal enema posted:

lol that red text

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

They are real and they have nards

(the nards are hollow)

Air is stored in the balls.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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DontMockMySmock posted:

I have a soft spot for Iron Man 2 because it has The Blue Beam of Science, the least scientifically accurate scene in any movie since The Core.

I love the blue beam of scienceness.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

hawowanlawow posted:

nuggers, please

the kids on Reddit who play the stock market call their winnings tendies

wow I don't care for this.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

John Madden

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I changed the thread title! The old one was too long, so we couldn't have a funny subtitle.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Oh man, I remember those from childhood. When you had put all the cheese slices into the box and shook it, it made a hella noise.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Night vision goggles make a tcheeeeeee

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Captain Splendid posted:

Every rusty gate / locker door makes the exact same sound when opening

It's really distracting to watch a movie and hear a stock sound effect like helicopter.wav

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Apparently you're supposed to call it "the Wikipedia".

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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The Moon Monster posted:

Sometimes words have multiple common meanings, this is a weird thing to have trenchant opinion about.

Welcome to Something Awful.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Captain Splendid posted:

The actual World's Largest Teapot is always on the other side of the sun.


(Don't ask me to prove this)

Ah, the Counter-Pot theory.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Animal classification is just clownshoes nonsense.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Keith Starmer has changed his name to Keir Starmer, for some reason.

And he sounds like a less-confident Alan Partridge.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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No more food crime chat, plz.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

credburn posted:

Triangle nerds are squares.

HERESY

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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MariusLecter posted:

Torque and fork have etymological roots for obvious reasons.



If you're saying that they have the same root, that's entirely wrong. Fork comes from the Latin furca, which means pitchfork, whereas torque comes from the Latin verb torquere, which means "to twist".

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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"they may peper and solt it as they plese" is such a wonderful phrase

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He's hidden his phylactery well

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Capoeira has some spinning in it

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He looks a bit pensive, maybe a shy al-Oud

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I don't remember if there was an Asterix character called Appendix, which seems like a missed opportunity.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's flax. The thing is that to get heavy metal poisoning you need to crack the seeds open (by blending them into a smoothie or supplement), if you eat them like normal you're not gonna get poisoned.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Gaius Marius posted:

It was Orson Welles

I just got that

Screw you

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's not as big as the globe in Stockholm. Oooh it's got lights on it, yawn.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Carthag Tuek posted:

whatever works

also to be clear i do hate traveling, its the being in a new place i like. the whole transport time is rear end. but i just take a nap and wake up 10 mins later fully relaxed so i can be awake for the entire trip, it owns.

You want fast-travelling, is what you want.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Not really a joke, more of a pune, or play on words.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The Conan spinoff character Red Sonja was created by Marvel comics and wasn't originally from the novels. She was loosely based on a Robert E. Howard character with a similar name who was a 16th century gunslinger and not an ancient-era swordswoman

Did the gunslinger still wear a metal bikini?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Torquemada posted:

I went to one, well two actually. I'm not sure how you could read the paragraph you quoted without realising I was writing with humorous intent.

You forgot to add the word "whilst".

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Phy posted:

My humor is squamous and rugose

Scaly and wrinkled? Weird self own but okay

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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MariusLecter posted:

It's Estus Flask, not Estrus Flask.

Maybe in Bloodborne

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