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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:A chipotle pepper is just a jalapeño that has been smoked. It isn’t a different breed of pepper, it’s just a smoked jalapeño. This is a while back but you may like this: 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Ee: sorry I was typing one-handed in a bus. But I think everyone got the jizz of it. At least everyone behind you on the bus did
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Viz Comics writer: Oh god I can't decide whether to do Damon All-Bran or Damon Alban The Mad Star Trek TNG parody with Captain Jaunt-Fluke Retard lives in my head forever Edit: Just remembered it was called Star Blecch, lmao Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Sep 5, 2021 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I am literally minutes from having learned that rice doesn't really need to grow underwater, it just makes it easier to prevent pests and weeds It's okay, I always thought that was how they harvested rice and turns out I was conflating it with cranberries
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learnincurve posted:I wonder if all the gin embalmed her. According to Chumbawamba, yes! https://youtu.be/4XmNNb63TVo
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I'm not a CHICK I'm a DUDE
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Failed Imagineer posted:Sublime are so loving poo poo Really? I think Sublime is of such excellence, grandeur, or beauty as to inspire great admiration or awe.
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Oct 1, 2021 23:51
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I'm very impressed by the perfectly-shaped four-petaled flower lake the Afro-Asiatic "Mother" Culture created.
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Oct 7, 2021 13:57
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This is loving humiliating. I can't believe this. Eliot Page announced his transition months ago and yet still I am just realizing Linda Cardellini was a different actor, and Page was never in Dead Like Me or Freaks and Geeks. Im stupid and blind and shouldn't be allowed to watch media
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Failed Imagineer posted:They do have kinda similar looks though. Less so now, but I see it That was the part that got me, flipping between two GIS tabs like "I get it, I get it, but goddamn it I'm stupid"
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Oct 15, 2021 19:28
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I always mix up Postal Service and Death Cab For Cutie Just kidding. They're actually really different! 
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Oct 20, 2021 13:34
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That's another pointer from Paula Poundstone!
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Sir Lemming posted:Oh duh. Well now I know the definitive way to pronounce that I guess. Don't forget the hyphen stylistically represents a dental click
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Memento posted:I saw the Tokyo Shock Boys do that as a bit and it looked like he was giving himself a face enema. Chunks came out of his eyeballs along with the milk. God, this is one of those things like neti pots where I'm sure there's tons of gross things to be gotten rid of and yeah it's probably satisfying but, I don't wanna start down that road
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Gaius Marius posted:Netipots are bullshit. Oh, I'm pleased to hear that. I figured they probably were because our faces aren't really designed to have water poured through them, but everyone gets on my rear end to try one when I get stuffed up.
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Nov 16, 2021 06:27
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This was me after getting my first silicone spatula "You mean all other utensils... are a lie?" "Always have been."
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Nov 17, 2021 13:55
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Right hand, of course, left's for your rear end.
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Nov 17, 2021 15:08
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True, and the silicone spatula!
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Nov 17, 2021 15:11
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Do they have anything like those cans of compressed air that blast drains clear?
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Nov 17, 2021 23:34
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Every math class some fucker had to raise their hand and ask when they were gonna use this. Did they think they were going to cancel the class because it was useless?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Post your picture 
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FreudianSlippers posted:Why are there so many conflicting terms for sub? You expect one to become dominant?
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Baron von Eevl posted:I think Paul just wanted to see if he was big enough to write the new birthday song and have it replace the traditional one. That might have worked if the lyrics didn't sound like, made up as they went along. As if a room full of people went around each adding a line to a non-birthday song. "Today... is your birthday!" "It's my birthday... too!" "We're uh, gonna have a good time, yeah!" "I'm GLAD it's your birthday!"
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Samovar posted:Lucy and Lucifer have the same etymological origin Go back a bit further and Leukemia joins the family.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I use vim every day, but I freely admit it's out of sheer laziness No vigor?
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Dec 14, 2021 18:35
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It's a multipurpose loop!
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I must admit it threw me for a loop
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Dec 15, 2021 05:46
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Now you can say it in a Buster Bluth voice
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Hirayuki posted:The Samsung laser printer is named Annyong on our network, and the Brother all-in-one is Hermano. We're gonna find this "Hernano" fellow, mon frere
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Chickens with trotters 
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Pigs with chicken's talons
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"So, you heard that angel last night?" "Angel?" "Yeah! Came from the sky, told us be not afraid, a king is born, first noel, etc. "The gently caress? No? All I had was cold winter night that was so deep and poo poo." "Oh, dang, well--sorry! Guess the angel only came to certain poor shepherds." 
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RoboRodent posted:Little Drummer Boy has long been my least favourite Christmas carol because it's a billion verses long and they're all exactly the same without a fun chorus or anything to break it up and it's monotonous as gently caress. Absolutely, it's a dread march. They should have made the beat start very simple and slow and then it would have gotten more and more complex with entwined rhythms and poo poo, really drum it up Like this is a godbaby we're talking about, pa-rum-pum-pum ain't cutting it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAtoMSjOQ1A
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"The yellow and red ones" is kind of a weird line as well
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Ashblight baby
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The Merkinman posted:Lrrr was pronouncing it wrong the whole time? That's how Omicronians pronounce it. It just means "soil" to them.
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It's desperately important we protect the future of racist losers who can't gently caress, what would the world be without millions of racist losers who can't gently caress we need them
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DrBouvenstein posted:You have to figure out if your vagina is a left-hand corkscrew or righthand corkscrew and buy the appropriate brand. "Intervaginal rifling" is the medical term
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Try a Looncup
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