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*Grabs oversized squishible stuffed animal from coworker's desk* Ok, we'll use this as the speaking token. So, what did you do today yospos? Today I edited a configuration file and ran a script and pretended I was developing. Tomorrow I'm gonna skip town and go to the Exploratorium. Nothing blocking me, but I may run into trouble taking the train.
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im eating a sandwich its a good sandwich from a farmers shop made with organic salami and butter and soja after this im gonna be out of sandwiches so i will either have to buy more or get some groceries i estimate this will take me 4 manhours or half a point
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Apr 8, 2015 08:10
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has lupus cj done any more standup lately he got less funny as he got richer poverty is at the root of all good humour Hannibal burgess is funny too
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Shadowhawk do you still live in that 800/mo shared living environment barracks?
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Apr 8, 2015 09:42
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what is the deeeeaaaal with agile???? also, pigs only in this thread. no chickens are allowed to post
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What's black and blue and makes a man squeal? Marissa Meyer's bare pussy.
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Apr 8, 2015 10:14
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What's the best way to help a yospos poster lose 100lbs? Show him to the toilet.
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Apr 8, 2015 10:29
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quit hogging the loving token assholes
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Apr 8, 2015 17:57
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ok hup ... ufff and down same time tomorrow?
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Apr 8, 2015 18:35
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I'm going to talk for twenty minutes about an incredibly trivial technical issue I encountered yesterday. Suffering is the only way to enlightenment.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:49
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I'm standing up right now
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Apr 8, 2015 18:55
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goofed off that's all nothing on the call
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Apr 8, 2015 18:56
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*takes iphone 6 plus out of bag and place it on the ground, attempts to pick it up again* hnnngggg arrrggghhhh ahhh my back *keeps trying* aaaaahhhh too loving huge lol
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Apr 8, 2015 19:00
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PleasingFungus posted:I'm going to talk for twenty minutes about an incredibly trivial technical issue I encountered yesterday. Suffering is the only way to enlightenment. That reminds me guys let's use this convenient standup meeting to go through the entire bug list and have all of you give me a status update I am a very important product manager you see.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:33
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ShadowHawk posted:That reminds me guys let's use this convenient standup meeting to go through the entire bug list and have all of you give me a status update I am a very important product manager you see. we already did this on the lead of leads call ping the lead of leads and check the scrum dashboard
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Apr 8, 2015 19:34
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Stereotype posted:Shadowhawk do you still live in that 800/mo shared living environment barracks?  We closed the SF ones and just have the mountain view house now. I live in a separate house nearby, rent furnished rooms out individually, and pay net negative dollars in rent even though I keep the best room to myself.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:57
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i cannot stand for this, due to the crippling weight of my iphone
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Apr 8, 2015 20:01
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*is in very important contract renewal meeting, apple watch buzzes incessantly, stands up* oh sorry, i am only standing up because my apple watch told me to. i'm not leaving and am certainly not insulted by your salary raise offer *sits down, apple watch buzzes again 5 minutes later, stands up again* oh sorry, thats actually a twitter notification: my mom died. no i'm still not getting ready to leave, the standing is basically a pavlovian response at this point. oh, the meeting is actually over? sorry, i was looking at emojis my friend chad sent on my watch pretty much the whole time sorry
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Apr 8, 2015 20:29
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i was going to do the stand up but version one is a god awful abortion of a website and i now spend all my time lost trying to navigate it when i could just be moving sticky notes around my cube wall.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:55
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Valeyard posted:*takes iphone 6 plus out of bag and place it on the ground, attempts to pick it up again*
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Apr 8, 2015 21:01
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ShadowHawk posted:*Grabs oversized squishible stuffed animal from coworker's desk* i still cant' loving believe people actually do this
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Apr 8, 2015 21:01
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Apr 8, 2015 21:02
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i bouht like 40 dollars of easter candy on discount at walgreens and brought it in ot the office and now everyone's my friend again
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Apr 8, 2015 21:06
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As a Millennial I posted:on the other hand after seeing some 20-something neckbeard shout down the experienced middle aged woman every time she had a differing opinion i'm thinking yeah maybe we should have had a speaking plushie speaking airsoft gun, shoot whoever talks over you
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Apr 8, 2015 21:14
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ShadowHawk posted:That reminds me guys let's use this convenient standup meeting to go through the entire bug list and have all of you give me a status update I am a very important product manager you see. *schedules "casual" 30 minute meeting at 430* *lasts until 7*
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Apr 8, 2015 21:17
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I went to the doctor and she sliced off little pieces of my terrible skin to see if I have cancer. I got to show up to work 2 hours late though and everyone I told about my appointment has been reassuring me about how I'm going to be okay. Been the greatest day of 2015 so far. Also I'm gonna watch baseball later.
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Apr 8, 2015 21:21
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Cat Face Joe posted:*schedules "casual" 30 minute meeting at 430* *declines meeting invite*
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Apr 8, 2015 21:24
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Oh and we're making tacos later gently caress YUSSS
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Apr 8, 2015 21:26
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Cat Face Joe posted:*schedules "casual" 30 minute meeting at 430* lol if you accept any meeting invite after 3
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Apr 8, 2015 21:28
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I'll go to any meeting where refreshments will be served
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Apr 8, 2015 21:30
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Winkle-Daddy posted:*declines meeting invite* hello winkle-daddy, Thank you for your response. However, attendance at the meeting is mandatory. We will require your updates in order to move forward. Please accept my meeting request to confirm your attendance. Thank you, C. Frederick Joe, PMP, CQE Without data, all you have is an opinion! *copies ur director*
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Apr 8, 2015 21:31
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Cat Face Joe posted:hello winkle-daddy, *declines with 'do not send a response' option* 
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Apr 8, 2015 21:33
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Cat Face Joe posted:hello winkle-daddy, Holy poo poo I hate coworkers that have ~sayings~ in their sigs
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Apr 8, 2015 21:34
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Cat Face Joe posted:hello winkle-daddy, um excuse me, it's PMP®
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Apr 8, 2015 21:34
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Winkle-Daddy posted:*declines with 'do not send a response' option* *sends passive aggressive follow-up asking for your updates, copies vp who's never heard of you and barely knows who I am*
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Apr 8, 2015 21:36
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Cat Face Joe posted:hello winkle-daddy, i shuddered irl, please trigger warning
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Apr 8, 2015 21:38
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Cat Face Joe posted:hello winkle-daddy, stop it's too real
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Apr 8, 2015 21:47
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Cat Face Joe posted:*sends passive aggressive follow-up asking for your updates, copies vp who's never heard of you and barely knows who I am* *leaves work and will pretend like it got lost in my web of outlook filters in the morning and will apologize profusely to make you look like a chud in front of the vp's you cc'd*
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remember the thing you sold us 2 years ago? well it broke, so you should come take ti back or fix it
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