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smoobles

put an apple watch on your dick while playing porn on it


(i'm not buying an apple watch, but if any of you are please feel free to try this technique, a lifehack if you will)

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smoobles

projectors don't work that way, you'd have to be far away and then the image would be too big, but that does give me an even better idea

project a naked lady ONTO yourself, then look down and enjoy

your're welcome

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smoobles

lol if you aren't using technology in innovative ways to masturbate, welcome to being a human, idiot

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smoobles

bog pixie posted:

why does everythign have to go on your dick

welcome to america beotch

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smoobles

thank you man i'm thinking of starting a podcast about surprising ways u can use technology on your dick

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