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Zev
Apr 3, 2009
:siren:
A new challenger appears

taqueso posted:

:toxx: $1 to Bernie for every poster with more than 100 posts in this list when this thread is goldmined, Mr. Sanders is made Emperor of Earth or it is Monday, whichever comes first. :toxx:

How to vote for Bernie in the primaries:



Made it to a solid and respectable 103 pages. Good job everyone. Total funds raised:$5,006.26






12 point plan: http://www.sanders.senate.gov/agenda/

1. Rebuilding Our Crumbling Infrastructure
2. Reversing Climate Change
3. Creating Worker Co-ops
4. Growing the Trade Union Movement
5. Raising the Minimum Wage
6. Pay Equity for Women Workers
7. Trade Policies that Benefit American Workers
8. Making College Affordable for All
9. Taking on Wall Street
10. Health Care as a Right for All
11. Protecting the Most Vulnerable Americans
12. Real Tax Reform


By the way, since he did announce:

Zev posted:

Serious post, I'm excited. I'll donate $1 to his campaign for every page in this thread, up to $200, at the end of Sunday CST. Assuming that he for real announces and doesn't drop out by then. :toxx:

Cannon_Fodder posted:

I'm catching up with the thread but I, too, will match the page count as a donation.
:toxx:

Cannon_Fodder posted:

I made a new thread when this got disappeared/gassed or whatnot. Maybe it was just part deux. Anyway:

jarofpiss posted:

I will donate $5 per page of this thread to his campaign up to $500. I'm also going to register to vote for the first time since I was 18.
And then:

jarofpiss posted:

gently caress it. This matters.

Juice Box Hero posted:

:toxx: I'll donate 69 cents per page up to $172.50, and I'll round up to $173 'cause I'm just that kind of guy.

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

I trust goons to run this poo poo into the ground.

You owe me to 250 pages.
OP: I toxxed as Juice Box Hero.

MrKatharsis posted:

BERN BABY BERN
I will donate $1 to Bernie for every page of this thread, up to $200. :toxx:

EngineerSean posted:

I don't want to run afoul of any campaign finance laws so please skip me when calculating how much you should donate.
Just kidding, donate early and donate often.

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Just donated $150 to the Sandman. Quixotic as gently caress, but it felt good.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Gonna go ahead and give 50 cents a page up to 50 bucks for Bernie. So your posts are retroactively worth some more money.
Good vibes comin' out of this thread. Go Bernie.

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Good work thread

Demon Of The Fall posted:

just donated $25 for my man Bernie :patriot:

Hilario Baldness posted:

Donated $20. gently caress Hillary, let's get this mammajamma elected.

The Joe Man posted:

Match me you lazy assholes:

Bodhidharma posted:

This is my first time ever donating to a political candidate. It feels good

Scinon posted:

Let's do this.

Pepito posted:

I signed up to donate $10 a month for a year and even registered to vote. What the heck? Crushing disappointment in...

dik-dik posted:

I donated $50 to Bernie. First time I've been actually excited about a political candidate.
E: and I'm going to change my voter registration from Independent to Democrat just so I can vote for him in the primary.

spacemang_spliff posted:

I was going to save this for page 100 but gently caress it

:toxx:

Raskolnikov38 posted:

I gave him $100 bucks on day one and never posted about it so here's a pic of it to break $5k

Thaumaturgic posted:

Why the hell not

Poniard posted:

Found it! :)

Lemme scrounge up some more money soon

taqueso posted:

Bernie, I want this earmarked for the campaign's liquor supply.

PDP-1 posted:

donated because the old man on the tv box yelling about smashing up giant banks, taxing the gently caress out of rich people, and generally helping poor people made me happy and i hope he stays on the tv box saying that poo poo for a while longer

money to bern

Minnesota Manatee posted:

I really wasn't expecting to get excited about any candidates this election. This should be fun! Socialism rules.







Other stuff you can do:
http://www.peopleforbernie.com/99meetups
https://www.facebook.com/senatorsanders

Make a photoshop thread?

Herr Tog posted:

This

Plus
This

that is my idea



pwnyXpress posted:

For what its worth, thanks for the conference call updates. Got me all excited and I'd pretty much given up on politics aside from an occasional scathingly sarcastic comment.

There needs to be a youtube of Bernie doing good stuff set to the tune of Sandstorm. I am not skilled at videos, and do not have a lot of money. I will donate between $25-$50 dollars depending on the quality of the video if someone makes it and posts it here. The full song, please.

:toxx:

jarofpiss posted:

also i will donate another $100 to his campaign if someone can make a good picture that says "BERN IT DOWN" with like a picture of the white house

jarofpiss posted:

lol ill allow it

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

not the white house but:



Also, there is this guy who toxxed:

Concerned Citizen posted:

op please put my hillary clinton donation on the first page so people know they can contribute to our first woman president just by posting in this thread
What a knuckle head.

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

If Bernie Sanders is elected president of the united states, i will quit posting on something awful forever. :toxx:

Equine Don posted:


pls add to op

redshirt posted:

If Sanders is the Dem nominee for the President I will donate at least $2,000
:toxx:

redshirt posted:

If Bernie Sanders is the Dem nominee I will ban myself and never post again as redshirt.
:toxx:


Zev fucked around with this message at 12:14 on May 7, 2015

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i am right, but unrealistic

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Zev posted:

, eat the rich.

"Based on congressional financial disclosure forms and calculations made available by OpenSecrets.org, Sanders' net worth as of 2012 was estimated between $116,014 to $804,998"

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Not even a millionaire. Also:
Here are just a few excerpts of the Libertarian Party platform that David Koch ran on in 1980:

“We urge the repeal of federal campaign finance laws, and the immediate abolition of the despotic Federal Election Commission.”
“We favor the abolition of Medicare and Medicaid programs.”
“We oppose any compulsory insurance or tax-supported plan to provide health services, including those which finance abortion services.”
“We also favor the deregulation of the medical insurance industry.”
“We favor the repeal of the fraudulent, virtually bankrupt, and increasingly oppressive Social Security system. Pending that repeal, participation in Social Security should be made voluntary.”
“We propose the abolition of the governmental Postal Service. The present system, in addition to being inefficient, encourages governmental surveillance of private correspondence. Pending abolition, we call for an end to the monopoly system and for allowing free competition in all aspects of postal service.”
“We oppose all personal and corporate income taxation, including capital gains taxes.”
“We support the eventual repeal of all taxation.”
“As an interim measure, all criminal and civil sanctions against tax evasion should be terminated immediately.”
“We support repeal of all law which impede the ability of any person to find employment, such as minimum wage laws.”
“We advocate the complete separation of education and State. Government schools lead to the indoctrination of children and interfere with the free choice of individuals. Government ownership, operation, regulation, and subsidy of schools and colleges should be ended.”
“We condemn compulsory education laws … and we call for the immediate repeal of such laws.”
“We support the repeal of all taxes on the income or property of private schools, whether profit or non-profit.”
“We support the abolition of the Environmental Protection Agency.”
“We support abolition of the Department of Energy.”
“We call for the dissolution of all government agencies concerned with transportation, including the Department of Transportation.”
“We demand the return of America’s railroad system to private ownership. We call for the privatization of the public roads and national highway system.”
“We specifically oppose laws requiring an individual to buy or use so-called “self-protection” equipment such as safety belts, air bags, or crash helmets.”
“We advocate the abolition of the Federal Aviation Administration.”
“We advocate the abolition of the Food and Drug Administration.”
“We support an end to all subsidies for child-bearing built into our present laws, including all welfare plans and the provision of tax-supported services for children.”
“We oppose all government welfare, relief projects, and ‘aid to the poor’ programs. All these government programs are privacy-invading, paternalistic, demeaning, and inefficient. The proper source of help for such persons is the voluntary efforts of private groups and individuals.”
“We call for the privatization of the inland waterways, and of the distribution system that brings water to industry, agriculture and households.”
“We call for the repeal of the Occupational Safety and Health Act.”
“We call for the abolition of the Consumer Product Safety Commission.”
“We support the repeal of all state usury laws.”

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

I'd support Bernie Sanders just to have this song come back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKhyM1aBrI

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Called it.

matrocious
Feb 7, 2011
Like some poor not related to a former POTUS is fit to lead

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Legit glad he's running.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

is he running as a democrat?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lol he is. gayyyyyyyyy

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I support Mike Gravel.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
even if he won (lol) he wouldn't be able to get any actual socialisty kind of thing done

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
i am a fag

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
is he the chicken guy

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Just gave him :10bux:, because ITT we support him for POTUS.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeYCsl2rLJw

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Half communism ftw

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Lemme lay it out for you suckas:

The economy is better than when bush left office, but all that poo poo didn't help you. Unemployment is high and people still ain't gots no insurance. People be more poor than any other time in the modern history of our country.

The rich get richer and inequality is at obscene levels. Worse than before the Great Depression. One tenth of one percent owns more than the bottom 90%. 99% of all new income goes to the top 1%.

We're being cheated. We make less and work more while those rich fuckers reap the benefits. 14 people got 157 BILLION dollars in the last two years. Kids starve, vets are homeless, old people can't get medicine, and those assholes have an extra $157 billion just laying around.

poo poo gets worse though. See those guys can now spend that money to try to buy elections. Just the Koch brothers are going to outspend either one of the main political parties. And their agenda is "gently caress you". The republican politicians are just begging to hop on the train and get some of those sweet sweet dollars. Rich people making money denying climate change=anyone who takes their money doing the same.

So what the poo poo do we do? Push for poo poo we can all get behind and fight those assholes before it's too late. What do we want? What concrete policies might help turn this around?

How about some jobs? Unemployment is high, like it's really around 11% when you count the poor sad brain fuckers tat gave up. Messed up part is that we have poo poo that needs doing.

Roads, bridges, dams, levees, airports, rail, water systems, and wastewater plants could use some serious work. Right now we only work on shot of it kills some people. Patch and pray them roads. We need a serious investment I these things to get them up to date. We put up with so much poo poo because we don't want to put people to work fixing things.

Also, this "free trade"/jobs export agreement bullshit needs to go. Weather it's the trans-pacific partnership, permanent normal relations with China, nafta, or kfta, people have lost their jobs to countries that would abuse their people so we can save a couple bucks at the wal-mart. Corporations need to invest here, not over in China.

We should also push for more unions. Union jobs pay more, are safer, and lead to people getting treated with more respect. Big boss assholes want to keep unions down. We need stronger laws to keep those fuckers from strong-arming people who want to form a union.

Now, you might be asking about raising wages too! That's a good thing. The real value of the minimum wage has decreased in the last 40 years. Inflation is a bitch. The minimum wage should be high enough that nobody who works full time has to live in poverty and go hungry, at a minimum.

We also need to be addressing issues of pay equity. There is no reason why people shouldn't get paid equally for working equally.

And this bullshit about salaried workers not getting overtime pay has got to go. We need to move the income threshold up a substantial amount, or get rid of the exempt category all together.

How about addressing wealth and income inequality? The fact that the richest 400 Americans have more than 2.3 TRILLION in wealth should set off an alarm, that's more than the bottom 150 million Americans combined! Nobody has any extra left for savings, much less retirement. Those motherfuckers need to start paying their fair share of the taxes. Major corporations (GE, Verizon, Citigroup, and j.p. Morgan) don't pay a red cent in taxes, in addition to the $100 billion a year we lose because some pencil neck accountant figured out one weird trick to evade taxes.

I'm sure you all know that warren buffet pays a lower effective tax rate than his secretary. That's all kinds of hosed. Rich assholes shouldn't be doing well thanks to their lobbyists and lawyers. This country is in so much poo poo that everyone needs to be pulling their weight.

Climate change is going to destroy us if we don't do something, and quick. We have a poo poo load of work to do. Getting away from burning dinosaurs won't be easy, but we have to get a move on. On the plus side, all that work means more jobs.

As far as healthcare goes, how about some Medicare for all? Obama care didn't go far enough, and tons of people are still left out in the rain. That's a bunch of bullshit, because if my premiums are going to go up, it better fuckin save everyone.

Our poor, seniors, and disabled are struggling to survive. We have the highest level of childhood poverty of any developed nation, and the republicans want to make things worse for these people. We need to get social security back on track and expand it to make sure that people are taken care of.

Student loan debt is crazy high. We've got to make college affordable and strive to have the best educated population in the world. How about lower interest rates on student loans and free tuition in public colleges and universities?

Basically, we're hosed right now. It's plain as day. Our economic system doesn't work for the vast majority of people, our political system is run by the rich fucks benefiting from the economic system. The media, owned by the same rich fucks, distracts us from the important issues facing us and splits us on wedge issues.

Making poo poo better is never easy. Giving up is not an option if we care one iota about our fellow humans, our children, or our grandchildren. Despair is not an option if we care about the future.

We must stand and fight back. This country needs a revolution which engages people from all walks of life in the struggle to change things for the better. This country belongs to all of us, not just the 1%. Join the grass roots revolution this country needs.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Zev posted:

gay stuff

:sharpton:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

will bernie sanders end the american nazi empire

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I would vote for Bernie Sanders

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

TEAYCHES posted:

will bernie sanders end the american nazi empire

under bernie's control the american nazi empire will go no fuhrer

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i look forward to voting for him in a primary

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I unironically do support old Bernie.

He's a rad dude, but he'll never win because ha ha ha you think this is a democracy?

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

cams posted:

i look forward to voting for him in a primary

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Full socialism now

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
yeah i'll vote for him in a primary

and then i'll vote for hillary in the election because lol @ thinking anyone but her will be the nominee

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
I like the stuff ol' matt writes:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/give-em-hell-bernie-20150429

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
I'll vote for him in the primary for sure, but he'll lose and then I'll vote Green/Rainbow Party, probably gonna be Jill Stein again.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
full socialism now

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
op im pretty sure he doesn't want to literally eat the rich, hope this helps

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Eonwe posted:

op im pretty sure he doesn't want to literally eat the rich, hope this helps

no, but i bet he could be persuaded
:kheldragar:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


good article

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Bernie Sanders would be a loving awesome president

Also Al Franken should be vice president

Zev
Apr 3, 2009
Serious post, I'm excited. I'll donate $1 to his campaign for every page in this thread, up to $200, at the end of Sunday CST. Assuming that he for real announces and doesn't drop out by then. :toxx:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

he already has an official campaign website https://berniesanders.com/ so i think hes in

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
you guys see that Orioles game? They say that it is the first time in MLB history that a game was played in an empty stadium ..... IDK about that -- I've seen the astros play on TV before HEYYOOO!!!!

^^^^ remember when all the late night shows are using that, that you heard it here first

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Zev posted:

Not even a millionaire. Also:
Here are just a few excerpts of the Libertarian Party platform that David Koch ran on in 1980:

“We urge the repeal of federal campaign finance laws, and the immediate abolition of the despotic Federal Election Commission.”
“We favor the abolition of Medicare and Medicaid programs.”
“We oppose any compulsory insurance or tax-supported plan to provide health services, including those which finance abortion services.”
“We also favor the deregulation of the medical insurance industry.”
“We favor the repeal of the fraudulent, virtually bankrupt, and increasingly oppressive Social Security system. Pending that repeal, participation in Social Security should be made voluntary.”
“We propose the abolition of the governmental Postal Service. The present system, in addition to being inefficient, encourages governmental surveillance of private correspondence. Pending abolition, we call for an end to the monopoly system and for allowing free competition in all aspects of postal service.”
“We oppose all personal and corporate income taxation, including capital gains taxes.”
“We support the eventual repeal of all taxation.”
“As an interim measure, all criminal and civil sanctions against tax evasion should be terminated immediately.”
“We support repeal of all law which impede the ability of any person to find employment, such as minimum wage laws.”
“We advocate the complete separation of education and State. Government schools lead to the indoctrination of children and interfere with the free choice of individuals. Government ownership, operation, regulation, and subsidy of schools and colleges should be ended.”
“We condemn compulsory education laws … and we call for the immediate repeal of such laws.”
“We support the repeal of all taxes on the income or property of private schools, whether profit or non-profit.”
“We support the abolition of the Environmental Protection Agency.”
“We support abolition of the Department of Energy.”
“We call for the dissolution of all government agencies concerned with transportation, including the Department of Transportation.”
“We demand the return of America’s railroad system to private ownership. We call for the privatization of the public roads and national highway system.”
“We specifically oppose laws requiring an individual to buy or use so-called “self-protection” equipment such as safety belts, air bags, or crash helmets.”
“We advocate the abolition of the Federal Aviation Administration.”
“We advocate the abolition of the Food and Drug Administration.”
“We support an end to all subsidies for child-bearing built into our present laws, including all welfare plans and the provision of tax-supported services for children.”
“We oppose all government welfare, relief projects, and ‘aid to the poor’ programs. All these government programs are privacy-invading, paternalistic, demeaning, and inefficient. The proper source of help for such persons is the voluntary efforts of private groups and individuals.”
“We call for the privatization of the inland waterways, and of the distribution system that brings water to industry, agriculture and households.”
“We call for the repeal of the Occupational Safety and Health Act.”
“We call for the abolition of the Consumer Product Safety Commission.”
“We support the repeal of all state usury laws.”

reading this poo poo made me nauseous

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
poo poo posts for socialism

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Zev
Apr 3, 2009

TEAYCHES posted:

he already has an official campaign website https://berniesanders.com/ so i think hes in

Yea, gave him some $ a couple of weeks back and I got a nice 4 page letter talking about a bunch of messed up poo poo, along with a request for a donation. I would encourage any of you to give the site a look and post about what you think.

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