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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Moridin920 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins

The confused and uncomfortable lady behind Rand Paul really makes the video.

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Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
I always confuse bernie sanders with barney frank, they both have old gay man names

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009
Bernie Sanders is Hillary Clinton's jobber

He may as well be wearing a star trek red shirt coming out to fight hulk hogan on a 4th of july showdown in 1986

... still would be a better prez than hildog

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

I really hope someone nutter assassinates some rich people instead of just gunning down innocents sometime soon.

Bernie is surprisingly pro gun right?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Bernie needs a cool nickname like hildog

Berner?
The Colonel?
Bean Bag?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Matey posted:

Bernie needs a cool nickname like hildog

Berner?
The Colonel?
Bean Bag?

it should be colonel sanders you idiot. this poo poo writes itself.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Yivgev posted:

it should be colonel sanders you idiot. this poo poo writes itself.

That's too long and obvious








u oval office

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


He's got my vote because he and Elizabeth Warren are the only politicians that don't make me hurl.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Matey posted:

That's too long and obvious








u oval office

im going to murder you later

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

Inzombiac posted:

He's got my vote because he and Elizabeth Warren are the only politicians that don't make me hurl.

democracy in action

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

I'm posting in this thread to get bernie a bit more money. he is great and I'm gonna vote for him

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Yivgev posted:

im going to murder you later

:shrek::shrek::patriot::shrek::shrek:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Soup du Jour posted:

I'm posting in this thread to get bernie a bit more money. he is great and I'm gonna vote for him

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i now kind of understand how people who post obnoxious political stuff on facebook feel, now that someone i actually like is running im tempted to be that dickish facebook friend for the first time in my life

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy
I'm gonna work hard and join the 1% good luck with your bernie campaign suckers

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Oceanlife posted:

I'm gonna work hard and join the 1% good luck with your bernie campaign suckers

lol just lol if you have to 'work hard' just to be in the 1%

loving peasant

Oceanlife
Oct 6, 2008

Haha, nice one Punchy

Morkies posted:

lol just lol if you have to 'work hard' just to be in the 1%

loving peasant

nice can't do attitude see where that gets you ill wave to you from first class

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



The Whole Internet posted:

i now kind of understand how people who post obnoxious political stuff on facebook feel, now that someone i actually like is running im tempted to be that dickish facebook friend for the first time in my life

let's be honest here, bernie has no hope of defeating hillary and even if he does look like he has a chance the democrats will just shun him all at once anyway

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!
He's not the angry grandpa we deserve, but he's the angry grandpa we need.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Fasdar posted:

He's not the angry grandpa we deserve, but he's the angry grandpa we need.

what america deserves is 24 years of george w. bush clones

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Zev posted:

Serious post, I'm excited. I'll donate $1 to his campaign for every page in this thread, up to $200, at the end of Sunday CST. Assuming that he for real announces and doesn't drop out by then. :toxx:

Didn't say how many posts per page, mother fucker :smug:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712639&userid=0&perpage=1&pagenumber=140


Seriously, though, Sanders owns. Best president we'll never have.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food



Hey there lil guy

Dr. Scheme
Apr 28, 2013

Soup du Jour posted:

I'm posting in this thread to get bernie a bit more money. he is great and I'm gonna vote for him

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Soup du Jour posted:

I'm posting in this thread to get bernie a bit more money. he is great and I'm gonna vote for him

Fasdar
Sep 1, 2001

Everybody loves dancing!

Cubey posted:

what america deserves is 24 years of george w. bush clones

America deserves the post-apocalypse it dreams of. I'd prefer some gardens and solar panels, though.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I'm waiting to donate until I can get some sweet Bernie '16 merch.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Dude ain't gonna win cuz the system rigged, but here's a post for towards your mad $1 contribution.

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet
pretend i'm one of those key and peele valets:

bernie sanders is my SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet

Modus Pwnens posted:

I'm waiting to donate until I can get some sweet Bernie '16 merch.

hmmm do i want the mug the tote or the shirt

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gonna donate probably a couple time to the Bernsters, and will vote for him and maybe even volunteer if only to troll the poo poo out of democrats and not feel like I wasted my vote

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I hope we single handedly fundraise his campaign

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Here's my 2.5 cents you crazy diamond.

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
2016 George McGovern

closeted republican
Sep 9, 2005
finally, the left has their own hopeless, ron paul-like figure to rally around :patriot:

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Zev posted:

One tenth of one percent owns more than the bottom 90%. 99% of all new income goes to the top 1%.

and yet they can only vote once; makes you think.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

closeted republican posted:

finally, the left has their own hopeless, ron paul-like figure to rally around :patriot:

Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
ron paul 2012

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i support bernie sanders for president of the united states

Rad Gravity
Mar 14, 2012
Posting in this thread to influence elections in a foreign country.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
vote 1 red synergy hes the happy medium between commie &nambloid

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