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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Wormskull posted:

GTA 5 PC is going to be off the chizzle.

It looks extremely sick.

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

What's the first thing you guys are going to do in Los Santos? I'm going to follow women in first person.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

net cafe scandal posted:

What's the first thing you guys are going to do in Los Santos? I'm going to follow women in first person.

Tugging dicks off to completion, for money, for this hefty gamer.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Well I preordered it on Steam and I think that means their giving me 1.5 mil so I probably won't have to do that... Technically. :dukedog:

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

elf help book posted:

bunny suit samus

does it work like the rabbit ears from smash cause thatd be cheating

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Robot Randy posted:

more like abiimbo

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also bobs av is the sickest thing

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

frank.club posted:

Also bobs av is the sickest thing

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


wow

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

elf help book posted:

shes proud of her body

because of being raised by the Chozo she's probably the next best thing to an otherkin actually and is completely uncomfortable with her own lack of feathers

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Other M once featured a controversial flashback in which Adam discovered a distraught Samus ripping apart feather pillows and gluing them to herself

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

samus is freaking badass

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
canonically that is untrue

Pocodoco
May 11, 2014

sharrrk posted:

samus is freaking badass

no she is samass

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
the baby

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

cool

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
how come metroid larva never get that big again in any metroid game

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

The Sharmat posted:

how come metroid larva never get that big again in any metroid game

that was the only super metroid

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

The Sharmat posted:

how come metroid larva never get that big again in any metroid game

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Metroid Prime is not a larva, are you sure you're familiar with Metroid lore?

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Master level trolling

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

elf help book posted:

bunny suit samus

http://store.steampowered.com/app/250660/

zelgadis
Sep 5, 2004

Doesn't that just beat all
masculine-eyebrow, sigourney weaver samus sort of falls into the trap that a strong woman has to have certain specific physical features. on the other hand, zero suit samus was from the gba game, right? where'd all this concept art come from?

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

i want super metroid samus to kill other m samus

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Bolverkur posted:

i want super metroid samus to kill other m samus

Metroid: Judgement

Bobnumerotres posted:

i want samus to kill me

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Other M samus was Samus X.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Other M samus was Samus X.

Samus '06

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!


"I think it's time you got a job."

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

they should have a metroid game with captain falcon in it

like that castlevania where you can switch between dudes

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i would like to see samus with all those buff dudes from that one cutscene in f zero gx

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
I want a bubble umbrella that looks like a Metroid. For those that don't know what a bubble umbrella is...

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Stairmaster posted:

they should have a metroid game with captain falcon in it

like that castlevania where you can switch between dudes

absolutely

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Givin posted:

I want a bubble umbrella that looks like a Metroid. For those that don't know what a bubble umbrella is...



You'd look like a weirdo and you wouldn't be able to see poo poo.

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

zelgadis posted:

masculine-eyebrow, sigourney weaver samus sort of falls into the trap that a strong woman has to have certain specific physical features. on the other hand, zero suit samus was from the gba game, right? where'd all this concept art come from?

Prime Samus doesn't look like Sigourney Weaver though? and I'm not even getting into Super Metroid Samus. If you think a chick having muscle tone is unfeminine, you're gay

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.

Played it; it felt awkward as hell.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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