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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Enfield posted:

wow just wow

I think it's great.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

how me a frog posted:

I think it's great.

its wonderful

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Fuel my hallucination of title changes

If this is the original thread title then lol

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:boom:

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

Fuel my hallucination of title changes

If this is the original thread title then lol

it is the original title

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:lol: why is this still open

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gnarlyhotep posted:

it is the original title

i can confirm this

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



LethalGeek posted:

:lol: why is this still open

i think there is a serious discussion to be had about australian prostitutes giving handjobs to retarded people.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im the guy that gets off on pretending to be disabled so that someone will come milk me once a week

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

gnarlyhotep posted:

it is the original title

lol

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
hilarious thread, voted 4

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:
Andy is 27 years old, a young man who prior to his accident was working for one of the major banks. He was married and had a daughter aged two years old. Andy was returning from work one evening when he was assaulted and robbed. The muggers got his $5 dollar watch and his wallet with $10 in it.

As a result of his injury Andy was unable to return to work and had severe problems with his memory. His wife left him and went back to her country of origin and soon remarried. Andy had to move back with his parents who started treating him like a child although he was not behaving like a child.

He was constantly criticised by his father and told he was worthless, as he was unable to keep his wife and daughter and their relationship together. Arguments started to become more frequent in the family and ended with Andy being disowned by his father and had to find alternate accommodation.

After much work by a rehab team Andy was settled back into a place that he could call home and he did not have to deal with his father. Soon after this he started stealing women’s clothing from neighbours and was arrested. Charges were not laid and a psychologist who had no knowledge of brain injury put a behaviour modification program into place. This was unsuccessful and Andy was then prescribed medication. Andy found that this medication was affecting his erectile function but was scared to stop it as part of his conditions for being released was that he comply with the medical treatment allocated by the specialists he had been referred to.

Andy started getting sexually frustrated again and got into trouble again with the law. Another referral was made to a different rehabilitation center and Andy was interviewed. Andy discussed his previous behavior but this time the interview was conducted by a male staff member, Andy was able to discuss his sexuality openly.

Andy was then able to form the goal of attaining the services of a sex worker. This took quite a long time as his culture, pride and beliefs did not allow for males to visit a sex worker especially after they had been married. An annulment of the marriage had to be requested and receive before Andy was willing to pursue his goal.

Then issues with description of workers and sexual exploration had to be addressed. Andy decided and was very strong in expressing that he was now bisexual and did not just want one sex worker but one of each gender. This was going to cost him a lot of money and he was only on the disability pension plus some victim’s compensation money that he was awaiting. When given his compensation money, Andy was appointed a public financial trustee due to his severe memory problems.

Extensive negotiations had to be undertaken for Andy to access his money to fulfill his goal. Finally the money was given to him, two sex workers were found that would fulfill his goal separately and Andy attended on his own. After he had achieved his goal, Andy was persistent that he had not done so and this proved to be a problem, as Andy was reporting that he could not remember having sex with any one. A cards system was developed and this overcame that problem. Andy now has a couple of sex workers he visits on his own and he reports that they are different to the original ones.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
thats awesome!!!!!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



revdrkevind posted:

Andy is 27 years old, a young man who prior to his accident was working for one of the major banks. He was married and had a daughter aged two years old. Andy was returning from work one evening when he was assaulted and robbed. The muggers got his $5 dollar watch and his wallet with $10 in it.

As a result of his injury Andy was unable to return to work and had severe problems with his memory. His wife left him and went back to her country of origin and soon remarried. Andy had to move back with his parents who started treating him like a child although he was not behaving like a child.

He was constantly criticised by his father and told he was worthless, as he was unable to keep his wife and daughter and their relationship together. Arguments started to become more frequent in the family and ended with Andy being disowned by his father and had to find alternate accommodation.

After much work by a rehab team Andy was settled back into a place that he could call home and he did not have to deal with his father. Soon after this he started stealing women’s clothing from neighbours and was arrested. Charges were not laid and a psychologist who had no knowledge of brain injury put a behaviour modification program into place. This was unsuccessful and Andy was then prescribed medication. Andy found that this medication was affecting his erectile function but was scared to stop it as part of his conditions for being released was that he comply with the medical treatment allocated by the specialists he had been referred to.

Andy started getting sexually frustrated again and got into trouble again with the law. Another referral was made to a different rehabilitation center and Andy was interviewed. Andy discussed his previous behavior but this time the interview was conducted by a male staff member, Andy was able to discuss his sexuality openly.

Andy was then able to form the goal of attaining the services of a sex worker. This took quite a long time as his culture, pride and beliefs did not allow for males to visit a sex worker especially after they had been married. An annulment of the marriage had to be requested and receive before Andy was willing to pursue his goal.

Then issues with description of workers and sexual exploration had to be addressed. Andy decided and was very strong in expressing that he was now bisexual and did not just want one sex worker but one of each gender. This was going to cost him a lot of money and he was only on the disability pension plus some victim’s compensation money that he was awaiting. When given his compensation money, Andy was appointed a public financial trustee due to his severe memory problems.

Extensive negotiations had to be undertaken for Andy to access his money to fulfill his goal. Finally the money was given to him, two sex workers were found that would fulfill his goal separately and Andy attended on his own. After he had achieved his goal, Andy was persistent that he had not done so and this proved to be a problem, as Andy was reporting that he could not remember having sex with any one. A cards system was developed and this overcame that problem. Andy now has a couple of sex workers he visits on his own and he reports that they are different to the original ones.

no one is going to masturbate u, hth

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

yeah im seeing those girls.... AND two new ones, heh

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Our daughter seemed rather thoughtful when she emerged with her young man, but she said she’d liked what they did. Since then she’s been back for another appointment and is ready for a third in a short while.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Elizabeth gets lucky in a Country town

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

revdrkevind posted:

His wife left him and went back to her country of origin and soon remarried.
...
An annulment of the marriage had to be requested and receive before Andy was willing to pursue his goal.

So his wife remarried while she was still married to him?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

revdrkevind posted:

Andy started getting sexually frustrated again and got into trouble again with the law.

e: i will now use the phrase Achieve My Goal to refer to ejaculation

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

e: i will now use the phrase Achieve My Goal to refer to ejaculation visiting a prostitute

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hooker with a heart of gold - John with legs of titanium: A Love Story

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
I expect you at my door by 7, OP.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

horriblePencilist posted:

I expect you at my door by 7, OP.

He she the OP... works at home?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

horriblePencilist posted:

I expect you at my door by 7, OP.

make sure he brings weed, too

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

make sure he brings weed, too

<----- ^^^^^ just got his dick sucked and it was FANTWASTIC

ur avatar i mean, i have never gotten a bj but hjs only for me

joxxuh
May 20, 2011

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
let me get this straight. I have to BEG my wife for a hand job. But Aussie retards get a charity to pay for it? Holy poo poo. Time move to Australia and drive a nail into my brain.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
:nws: brief training film

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
he can't get the nut out hisself he can't just go freakk and catch a nut. he could die

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hello. yes my retarded son is horny again

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

So ummm, how much though? Asking for a friend.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i wonder if that nurse is getting hazard pay for jerking off that guy

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005


all i ever needed was a wheelchair and bike helmet

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:sbahj:

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