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Welcome to Awful Survivor: YLLS. In a new season shrouded in mystery, players are about to embark upon the forums adventure of a lifetime! A new group of contestants from different walks of life and different subforums of posting has already been contacted. Ahead of them lies an arduous journey of new friends and new adversaries, a road rife with tentative trust and staggering betrayals. Through it all, one player will emerge as the Sole Survivor, and be the winner of a $75 Amazon gift card. All will be revealed when the game starts with a bang on Monday, 4/13, at 8:30PM EST. You won't want to miss it! I will open the thread and begin the game at that time. This game will attempt to run on a regular schedule. We will try to keep your weekends clear and will only have appointment challenges at most twice a week, but if you have a date at Tribal Council, you'll be paying this thread an additional visit. Councils are tentatively planned to begin at 5:30PM EST, and, in order to make this convenient to you, you may arrive any time starting from then and continuing until Council closes several hours later at about 10:30 PM EST, with results to be posted roughly 30 minutes after all votes are received or Tribal Council closes. While exceptions are always possible, we hope to routinely begin challenges at 8:30PM EST. Tribal immunity, individual immunity, and hidden immunity idols will all be in this game and work as in regular Survivor. You may contact me via PM, over AIM (blid) or on Skype (fastluck). During work hours, your best bet is PM. Your primary co-moderator is Pinterest Mom, with other guest mods and co-mods to be announced. There will be a confessional booth in your tribe doc. You are expected to submit regular confessionals of your private thoughts, feelings, plans, and so on. Have fun with it. These confessionals will be enjoyed by the viewers and will not be shared with other active players or jurors under any circumstances. PREVIOUSLY ON...SURVIVOR Episode 1: Immunity Challenge: Jumping Course and Slide Puzzle | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 2: Immunity Challenge: Jumping Puzzle | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 3: Shuffle and Challenge Assignment | Immunity Challenge: Sexy Runway Show | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 4: Immunity Challenge: Swole Lifting Contest | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 5: Immunity Challenge: Quotation Hell | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 6: Reward Challenge | Immunity Challenge: Haggle | Tribal Council (Sexy) | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 7: Immunity Challenge: Awful Feud | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 8: Merge | Immunity Challenge: Awful Survivor Auction | Tribal Council Episode 9: Immunity Challenge: Extreme Coconut Chop | Tribal Council Episode 10: Immunity Challenge: Relay | Tribal Council Episode 11: Immunity Challenge: Earth Express | Tribal Council Episode 12: Immunity Challenge: Awful Crossword | Tribal Council Episode 13: Immunity Challenge: Monster Relay | Tribal Council Episode 14: Rites of Passage | Immunity Challenge: Endurance Posting | Ep 13 Reward Challenge results: Gross Eating Challenge | Tribal Council Episode 15: Final Tribal Council THE TRIBE Jeff's Weeners Winner and Sole Survivor: MMM, 6 votes Runner-up: AnAnonymousIdiot, 1 vote Third place: DoggPickle, 0 votes Eliminated players THE JURY imgay, VOTE: AnAnonymousIdiot Chic Trombone, VOTE: MMM garthoneeye, VOTE: MMM Jato, VOTE: MMM Strong Mouse, VOTE: MMM AnonymousNarcotics, VOTE: MMM Rurea, VOTE: MMM CirclMastr D. Coil Recursive Poison Mushroom Met HiipFire EXAKT Science Captain Monkey MANGOSTEEN™ Player of the Season MMM VIEWER'S VISTA This season, almost all talk moved to Skype, but here are the other docs from the game: Ponderosa | Jeff's Weeners (merged tribe camp) | Ultra Swole camp | Super Sexy camp | Sexy Tribe camp | Swole Tribe camp ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ EARLIER SEASONS Links to previous threads: Awful Survivor: Goons in Platoons Awful Survivor: ADTRW Awful Survivor: BYOB Awful Survivor: Pet Island Awful Survivor: Sports Argument Stadium Awful Survivor: Goons With Spoons Awful Survivor: GBS Something Awful SURVIVOR Awful Big Brother RULES Please, please read these rules carefully. This will help us avoid trouble down the road. By signing up for this game, you are effectively toxxing yourself, and sufficient violation of these rules may result in AN ENORMOUS 100,000 HOUR PROBATION!!
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Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 19, 2015 |
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The Sexy Tribe Anonymousnarcotics 26/F/NY Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I wanna make forum friends! Captain Monkey [No Avatar] 30/M/TX Why you're totally going to win: Because I'm going to be super dedicated. I have little to no shame when it comes to dumb challenges, and I have the free time to put my all into the challenges. EXAKT Science 24/M/ME Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've never played before, and I love social games. I also want to hang out with (and probably backstab) my forums friends, and make some new friends (and backstab them) too. HiipFire 17/M/Netherlands Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Cause I am 17 and extremely mature. Jato 22/M/VA Why you're totally going to win: I have a finely honed fashion sense, I'm swole as gently caress (i've been going to the gym for a WHOLE MONTH now!), and I like to cook food, some of which is healthy and nutritious (like this hot buttered rum I'm currently drinking)! Met 25/M/CA Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Big fan of the television show and I'm excited to see if I can apply my knowledge of the show to a forum game like this. Recursive 41/M/MN Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Since I can't say "For the money, duh.", I'll say I want to play for all the tostitos, all the golden manbabies, all the fives. The e-cred for winning this will be well over 9000. Strong Mouse 22/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: Nobody's going to expect me to be nearly as amazing as I actually am. Also, school is the only other thing going on for me right now, so I have plenty of time. Poison Mushroom 24/F/MD Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I'm not completely satisfied with how things went in GiP. My exit was really dramatic and memorable, and that's not nothing, but I feel like I was really naive about a couple things. Specifically, I publicly denounced certain tactics that I felt were underhanded., but then forgot to make sure that I wasn't taken out by them. I think (or at least hope) that I can do better this time, without getting too underhanded myself. The Swole Tribe AnAnonymousIdiot 25/M/MT Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've seen this on the forums so many times that I was curious to see what playing in this would be like, never mind the political paranoia that may likely develop. Also I am in the strange mood to pile all the obligations on my head that I can. CirclMastr [No Avatar] 32/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: Beginner's luck. Chic Trombone 21/F/TN Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've heard it's a fun time from my fellow mafia goons D. Coil 25/M/MD Why you're totally going to win: I'm unemployed and don't have a girlfriend or any semblance of a life other than taking care of my mom so I'll have more free time to focus on the game than everyone else. That's called "already making strategic moves even before we start playing." DoggPickle 36/F/VA Why you're totally going to win: I haven't been posting on S.A. in years and I've never really used the site to make friends, so I'm pretty much a total unknown. I also don't have a job so I have nothing better to do that watch a 3 hour game of Battleship. garthoneye 29/M/TX Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I got voted out first last season and I'm here to redeem myself. imgay 24/M/FL Why you're totally going to win: im the best Rurea 24/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: i have a rapist wit MMM Whatchya Say 20/M/Canada "Why you're totally going to win: ""There's only one way I can explain this: He's back again, and about time too! And this time, he's in the mood! He's bigger, he's older and stronger too! He's the first member of the DK crew! He has no style, he has no grace This dude has a funny face! He may move slow, he can't jump high But MMM's one hell of a guy!"" Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 23, 2015 |
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Welcome to Survivor: You Look Like poo poo! In this season based on the You Look Like poo poo subforum, we'll be starting with two tribes, the Sexy tribe and the Swole tribe. First off, let's bring out the Sexy tribe. The Sexy tribe, now meeting for the first time, consists of... Anonymousnarcotics! Captain Monkey! EXAKT Science! HiipFire! Jato! Met! Recursive! and Strong Mouse! And now, the Swole tribe! Let's bring them out here! Here they are... AnAnonymousIdiot! CirclMastr! Chic Trombone D. Coil! DoggPickle! garthoneye! imgay! and Rurea! Welcome, everyone. [Everyone shakes hands and hugs with their new tribemates.] But wait... what's this? [Chopper noise is heard and soon a helicopter screams into view.]
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Excited!
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Hi imgay
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I look forward to this.
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Woohoo I'm sexy!
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:33 |
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Nice to mean everyone
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Hi everybody!
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:34 |
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Ditto.
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We have two popular former players joining the game! Joining the Sexy tribe, an explosive player who fell victim to a hidden idol play in the Goons in Platoons season, we have... Poison Mushroom! And joining the Swole tribe, you may remember some of the votes he cast, from the ADRTW season, hailing from the Usagi tribe... MMM Watchya Say! Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 23, 2015 |
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Omg I'm fangirling
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:36 |
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Wow what an honor
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:37 |
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Welcome you two. We play an interesting game.
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Hello
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I'm not actually strong in real life. Today I tried to climb a tree and failed
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:39 |
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Let's do this! I'm psyched!
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All right guys. As you get your first look at your new tribe mates, we're going to give you the chance to see them in action. You are currently being sent by PM a link to your tribe doc. Once all links have been sent out, you'll have 5 minutes to decide between yourselves who's going to step up and play part one of the challenge below. Please let me know if you do not get your link. In part one, four players must complete a running and jumping course and reach the mat at the end. This being the first challenge, and you all being thrown straight into the fire, you are generously being a very easy game here in the first stage. It doesn't get much simpler than this, just reach the end and find your way up onto the mat. When the challenge begins, I will post a link to the game. It is a flash game. Each selected member must reach the end of the course and arrive ON the mat. You'll then take a screen shot and post it here when you've made it to your destination. This is the mat: Once all four players have reached the mat, I will insert into your tribe document a link to part two, a puzzle for you to complete. Any and all of you may immediately begin working on this puzzle. When you complete the puzzle, you'll come back into the thread and post a screencap of your work. Only one person from your tribe needs to post the puzzle in order to complete the challenge. The first tribe to finish will have immunity. The losing tribe will have a date with me on Wednesday for tribal council. Any questions?
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I await my link.
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Hello everyone!
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:43 |
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QUESTION: What does the game need to run
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:43 |
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Hi everybody! Let's have some fun.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:43 |
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oh it's flash nvm
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Praying to the Internet gods.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:44 |
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wow I'm so excited.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:45 |
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Is this 2 people from each team for a total of 4 or 4 people from each team?
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:46 |
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4 people from each team will be competing in the Flash game. PMs should now have been sent to all players. If you didn't receive a link to your tribe doc yet, you should contact me now! 5 minutes from the time of this post, I'll ask you who your four players are.
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Sexy Tribe submits Jato, Strong Mouse, Recursive, and Met for the challenge.
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For the Sexy tribe, we have Jato, Strong Mouse, Recursive, and Met playing the simple flash game! The trick in this game is going to be figuring out which button jumps and finding your way to the top of the mat. Swole tribe, who are you sending?
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:54 |
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myself, imgay, circlemaster and anonymous idiot
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:55 |
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apologies for misspelling your name circlmastr
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The Swole tribe sends MMM, imgay, CirclMastr, and Anonymous Idiot! You will need to get to the end of the course, climb to the top of the map, take a screenshot, and post it here. When all four of your tribe's volunteers have completed this task, I'll post a link in your tribe doc to a puzzle, so be on the lookout. The link to the game is...
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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Good luck guys!!
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:myself, imgay, circlemaster and anonymous idiot I have to say that that's an impressive cast of characters.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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http://www.kongregate.com/games/4pikman/simple-jumping-game
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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Wooo!
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drat wrong one
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