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Welcome to Awful Survivor: YLLS. In a new season shrouded in mystery, players are about to embark upon the forums adventure of a lifetime! A new group of contestants from different walks of life and different subforums of posting has already been contacted. Ahead of them lies an arduous journey of new friends and new adversaries, a road rife with tentative trust and staggering betrayals. Through it all, one player will emerge as the Sole Survivor, and be the winner of a $75 Amazon gift card. All will be revealed when the game starts with a bang on Monday, 4/13, at 8:30PM EST. You won't want to miss it! I will open the thread and begin the game at that time. This game will attempt to run on a regular schedule. We will try to keep your weekends clear and will only have appointment challenges at most twice a week, but if you have a date at Tribal Council, you'll be paying this thread an additional visit. Councils are tentatively planned to begin at 5:30PM EST, and, in order to make this convenient to you, you may arrive any time starting from then and continuing until Council closes several hours later at about 10:30 PM EST, with results to be posted roughly 30 minutes after all votes are received or Tribal Council closes. While exceptions are always possible, we hope to routinely begin challenges at 8:30PM EST. Tribal immunity, individual immunity, and hidden immunity idols will all be in this game and work as in regular Survivor. You may contact me via PM, over AIM (blid) or on Skype (fastluck). During work hours, your best bet is PM. Your primary co-moderator is Pinterest Mom, with other guest mods and co-mods to be announced. There will be a confessional booth in your tribe doc. You are expected to submit regular confessionals of your private thoughts, feelings, plans, and so on. Have fun with it. These confessionals will be enjoyed by the viewers and will not be shared with other active players or jurors under any circumstances. PREVIOUSLY ON...SURVIVOR Episode 1: Immunity Challenge: Jumping Course and Slide Puzzle | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 2: Immunity Challenge: Jumping Puzzle | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 3: Shuffle and Challenge Assignment | Immunity Challenge: Sexy Runway Show | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 4: Immunity Challenge: Swole Lifting Contest | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 5: Immunity Challenge: Quotation Hell | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 6: Reward Challenge | Immunity Challenge: Haggle | Tribal Council (Sexy) | Tribal Council (Swole) Episode 7: Immunity Challenge: Awful Feud | Tribal Council (Sexy) Episode 8: Merge | Immunity Challenge: Awful Survivor Auction | Tribal Council Episode 9: Immunity Challenge: Extreme Coconut Chop | Tribal Council Episode 10: Immunity Challenge: Relay | Tribal Council Episode 11: Immunity Challenge: Earth Express | Tribal Council Episode 12: Immunity Challenge: Awful Crossword | Tribal Council Episode 13: Immunity Challenge: Monster Relay | Tribal Council Episode 14: Rites of Passage | Immunity Challenge: Endurance Posting | Ep 13 Reward Challenge results: Gross Eating Challenge | Tribal Council Episode 15: Final Tribal Council THE TRIBE Jeff's Weeners Winner and Sole Survivor: MMM, 6 votes Runner-up: AnAnonymousIdiot, 1 vote Third place: DoggPickle, 0 votes Eliminated players THE JURY imgay, VOTE: AnAnonymousIdiot Chic Trombone, VOTE: MMM garthoneeye, VOTE: MMM Jato, VOTE: MMM Strong Mouse, VOTE: MMM AnonymousNarcotics, VOTE: MMM Rurea, VOTE: MMM CirclMastr D. Coil Recursive Poison Mushroom Met HiipFire EXAKT Science Captain Monkey MANGOSTEEN™ Player of the Season MMM VIEWER'S VISTA This season, almost all talk moved to Skype, but here are the other docs from the game: Ponderosa | Jeff's Weeners (merged tribe camp) | Ultra Swole camp | Super Sexy camp | Sexy Tribe camp | Swole Tribe camp ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ EARLIER SEASONS Links to previous threads: Awful Survivor: Goons in Platoons Awful Survivor: ADTRW Awful Survivor: BYOB Awful Survivor: Pet Island Awful Survivor: Sports Argument Stadium Awful Survivor: Goons With Spoons Awful Survivor: GBS Something Awful SURVIVOR Awful Big Brother RULES Please, please read these rules carefully. This will help us avoid trouble down the road. By signing up for this game, you are effectively toxxing yourself, and sufficient violation of these rules may result in AN ENORMOUS 100,000 HOUR PROBATION!!
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Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 19, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 07:19 |
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The Sexy Tribe Anonymousnarcotics 26/F/NY Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I wanna make forum friends! Captain Monkey [No Avatar] 30/M/TX Why you're totally going to win: Because I'm going to be super dedicated. I have little to no shame when it comes to dumb challenges, and I have the free time to put my all into the challenges. EXAKT Science 24/M/ME Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've never played before, and I love social games. I also want to hang out with (and probably backstab) my forums friends, and make some new friends (and backstab them) too. HiipFire 17/M/Netherlands Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Cause I am 17 and extremely mature. Jato 22/M/VA Why you're totally going to win: I have a finely honed fashion sense, I'm swole as gently caress (i've been going to the gym for a WHOLE MONTH now!), and I like to cook food, some of which is healthy and nutritious (like this hot buttered rum I'm currently drinking)! Met 25/M/CA Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Big fan of the television show and I'm excited to see if I can apply my knowledge of the show to a forum game like this. Recursive 41/M/MN Why you want to play Awful Survivor: Since I can't say "For the money, duh.", I'll say I want to play for all the tostitos, all the golden manbabies, all the fives. The e-cred for winning this will be well over 9000. Strong Mouse 22/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: Nobody's going to expect me to be nearly as amazing as I actually am. Also, school is the only other thing going on for me right now, so I have plenty of time. Poison Mushroom 24/F/MD Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I'm not completely satisfied with how things went in GiP. My exit was really dramatic and memorable, and that's not nothing, but I feel like I was really naive about a couple things. Specifically, I publicly denounced certain tactics that I felt were underhanded., but then forgot to make sure that I wasn't taken out by them. I think (or at least hope) that I can do better this time, without getting too underhanded myself. The Swole Tribe AnAnonymousIdiot 25/M/MT Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've seen this on the forums so many times that I was curious to see what playing in this would be like, never mind the political paranoia that may likely develop. Also I am in the strange mood to pile all the obligations on my head that I can. CirclMastr [No Avatar] 32/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: Beginner's luck. Chic Trombone 21/F/TN Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I've heard it's a fun time from my fellow mafia goons D. Coil 25/M/MD Why you're totally going to win: I'm unemployed and don't have a girlfriend or any semblance of a life other than taking care of my mom so I'll have more free time to focus on the game than everyone else. That's called "already making strategic moves even before we start playing." DoggPickle 36/F/VA Why you're totally going to win: I haven't been posting on S.A. in years and I've never really used the site to make friends, so I'm pretty much a total unknown. I also don't have a job so I have nothing better to do that watch a 3 hour game of Battleship. garthoneye 29/M/TX Why you want to play Awful Survivor: I got voted out first last season and I'm here to redeem myself. imgay 24/M/FL Why you're totally going to win: im the best Rurea 24/M/CA Why you're totally going to win: i have a rapist wit MMM Whatchya Say 20/M/Canada "Why you're totally going to win: ""There's only one way I can explain this: He's back again, and about time too! And this time, he's in the mood! He's bigger, he's older and stronger too! He's the first member of the DK crew! He has no style, he has no grace This dude has a funny face! He may move slow, he can't jump high But MMM's one hell of a guy!"" Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 23, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 07:20 |
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Welcome to Survivor: You Look Like poo poo! In this season based on the You Look Like poo poo subforum, we'll be starting with two tribes, the Sexy tribe and the Swole tribe. First off, let's bring out the Sexy tribe. The Sexy tribe, now meeting for the first time, consists of... Anonymousnarcotics! Captain Monkey! EXAKT Science! HiipFire! Jato! Met! Recursive! and Strong Mouse! And now, the Swole tribe! Let's bring them out here! Here they are... AnAnonymousIdiot! CirclMastr! Chic Trombone D. Coil! DoggPickle! garthoneye! imgay! and Rurea! Welcome, everyone. [Everyone shakes hands and hugs with their new tribemates.] But wait... what's this? [Chopper noise is heard and soon a helicopter screams into view.]
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:30 |
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We have two popular former players joining the game! Joining the Sexy tribe, an explosive player who fell victim to a hidden idol play in the Goons in Platoons season, we have... Poison Mushroom! And joining the Swole tribe, you may remember some of the votes he cast, from the ADRTW season, hailing from the Usagi tribe... MMM Watchya Say! Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 23, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:36 |
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All right guys. As you get your first look at your new tribe mates, we're going to give you the chance to see them in action. You are currently being sent by PM a link to your tribe doc. Once all links have been sent out, you'll have 5 minutes to decide between yourselves who's going to step up and play part one of the challenge below. Please let me know if you do not get your link. In part one, four players must complete a running and jumping course and reach the mat at the end. This being the first challenge, and you all being thrown straight into the fire, you are generously being a very easy game here in the first stage. It doesn't get much simpler than this, just reach the end and find your way up onto the mat. When the challenge begins, I will post a link to the game. It is a flash game. Each selected member must reach the end of the course and arrive ON the mat. You'll then take a screen shot and post it here when you've made it to your destination. This is the mat: Once all four players have reached the mat, I will insert into your tribe document a link to part two, a puzzle for you to complete. Any and all of you may immediately begin working on this puzzle. When you complete the puzzle, you'll come back into the thread and post a screencap of your work. Only one person from your tribe needs to post the puzzle in order to complete the challenge. The first tribe to finish will have immunity. The losing tribe will have a date with me on Wednesday for tribal council. Any questions?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:40 |
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4 people from each team will be competing in the Flash game. PMs should now have been sent to all players. If you didn't receive a link to your tribe doc yet, you should contact me now! 5 minutes from the time of this post, I'll ask you who your four players are.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:49 |
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For the Sexy tribe, we have Jato, Strong Mouse, Recursive, and Met playing the simple flash game! The trick in this game is going to be figuring out which button jumps and finding your way to the top of the mat. Swole tribe, who are you sending?
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:54 |
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The Swole tribe sends MMM, imgay, CirclMastr, and Anonymous Idiot! You will need to get to the end of the course, climb to the top of the map, take a screenshot, and post it here. When all four of your tribe's volunteers have completed this task, I'll post a link in your tribe doc to a puzzle, so be on the lookout. The link to the game is...
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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http://www.kongregate.com/games/4pikman/simple-jumping-game
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 01:57 |
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Sexy tribe is just waiting for Recursive! Swole tribe needs imgay and An Anonymous Idiot, and CirclMaster, that picture isn't loading! Only MMM has finished for the Swole tribe!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:02 |
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Swole tribe is complete and is starting on the puzzle!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:05 |
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Recursive finishes and the Sexy tribe starts their puzzle just seconds later! This is neck and neck!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:05 |
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It's all going to come down to which tribe has the fastest puzzle player... These slide puzzles are a Survivor staple!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:06 |
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MMM has finished the puzzle! Swole tribe! Wins! Immunity!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:07 |
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Sexy tribe and other Swole players may not realize it's over. Everyone is focused on their puzzles.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:09 |
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Good effort by Strong Mouse. That wraps the challenge up for today. Sexy tribe, I'll see you in this thread on Wednesday. Tribal Council will open at 5:30pm. Once tribal begins, you may only communicate in the thread. You must post to cast a valid vote. You're going to have to take the next two days both to get to know each other, and to decide who you're going to vote out. Don't forget to write confessionals. Swole tribe, I won't be seeing you again until the next challenge, Thursday at 8:30PM. You guys can hang out and take it easy.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:12 |
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There will probably not be any reward challenges, but some immunity challenges may bring rewards.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 02:13 |
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Hmm, I'm willing to hold the challenge tomorrow at 10pm EST instead of 8:30, but I need to hear from more people if I'm going to make a change, so keep posting. Unless you hear otherwise, assume it still will be held at 8:30pm. This challenge won't require even nearly complete participation and will take place in the tribe docs. As far as how long challenges are gonna take, this next one could also be a very short one, but they'll usually be longer, ideally 30-40 minutes, with some intentional exceptions for long challenges, and some unintentionally long challenges I'm sure.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 13:21 |
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MMM Whatchya Say posted:Is this challenge going to be possible on mobile? I'll be able to get to a computer so I'm fine either way, but I'm curious. Right now I'm leaning toward 10pm for the challenge. If there are objections make them now. Final time will be announced by the end of Sexy tribe's Tribal Council.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 17:20 |
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Hey. Sexy tribe, welcome to your first tribal council. Behind each of you is a torch; go ahead, grab one and dip it into the fire. In this game, fire represents life, and when your torch goes out, so do your chances of claiming victory and the $75 grand prize. During tribal council, you will NOT be permitted any outside communication with each other. You may only speak within the confines of the thread. We’re here tonight to have a conversation that will help you decide who you want to vote out of this game. Similarly, if you are not involved in this tribal council, I ask you not to post in the thread during this time. Here’s how it’s going to work: I’m going to begin with some questions. They could be directed specifically to you, or they could be questions for everyone. I want you to answer the questions that apply to you. I may ask a follow-up question or two. In addition to answering my questions, if you are at Tribal, you are free to communicate, in thread, with each other as much as you'd like. When you have given me sufficient responses, I will place a ✓ next to your name below as soon as I'm able, indicating you are approved to send me your vote. You may send your vote any time from that point until Tribal Council closes at 10:30PM. There may be no need to wait until then, or you may want to see what else happens in Tribal before submitting. Once I have received all votes, or once we hit the deadline, I will begin posting the results. If you do not submit a valid vote, your vote will be counted against yourself. So, let’s get to it. ✓ Anonymousnarcotics, Captain Monkey, ✓ EXAKT Science, ✓ HiipFire, ✓ Jato, ✓ Met, ✓ Recursive, ✓ Strong Mouse, Poison Mushroom... One of you will be going home tonight. Questions for everybody How do you feel your game has started off? Have you found your place in this tribe? Why or why not? Do you think you're primed for a deep run, or do you feel you're in trouble? Question for Poison Mushroom As a returning player in this game, do you feel you have a different role in the tribe? Are you more at risk, or does your returnee status give you some protection? All players are encouraged, but not required, to reply to each other's posts if you have comments to make about what's being said. Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Apr 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:36 |
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AnonymousNarcotics posted:Hi Jeff, happy to be here. On the island of course, not at tribal. I think regardless of our loss at the first challenge, we are in a good place. My tribe seems pretty friendly and I'm going with the DaisyDanger strategy of chatting in the doc and making friends. I'm looking forward to future challenges with my tribe.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:44 |
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HiipFire posted:1: My game started off in a very interesting manner that involved me sleeping and not being around for the first challenge, though I feel like I had a place specifically picked out for me before the game even started. Met posted:I think I'm doing okay, personally. It's a bummer we're at Tribal but I don't have any reason to suspect I'm going home tonight. Jato posted:Heya Jeff!
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:47 |
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HiipFire posted:Probably Recursive/Captain Monkey cause I don't know who they are and I fear the unknown.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:52 |
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Jato posted:I have someone in mind, though If someone just didn't show up at all tonight and didn't give us any prior indication that they couldn't make it that would definitely make me worry about them just being dead weight on the tribe. You may, of course, wish to continue to hash things out in this Tribal while the vote is open, especially considering what you just said. Please submit all votes by PM. You may write your vote on the following parchment: You also may send your vote in text form, or create your own image vote not following the template as long as I can understand it! In fact, those votes are pretty fun.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:56 |
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Thank you also Hiip, AN, and Met. A reminder that people can check my opening tribal post to see if they are cleared to vote (and you guys are).
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 22:58 |
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HiipFire posted:Can you change your vote or no?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:02 |
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Still waiting on Captain Monkey, Recursive, and Poison Mushroom. Given what's been said so far tonight, your games may hang in the balance, and it also may not be too late to save yourself.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:21 |
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The challenge is tomorrow (Thursday) and the Tribal Council does go until 10:30 EST (tonight). Not sure if you have that right or not. Recursive, one more question: You say you do not have a hard target in mind, but several others have mentioned Captain Monkey by name. Have you approached anyone asking about targets? Do you feel you are out of the loop, and could you take action to change that in the future? You can send me your vote after answering this. Also, stepping away for a little while. Will be back later. Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Apr 15, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 23:55 |
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It's time to tally the votes. Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and that person will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. If any of you have a hidden immunity idol and wish to play it, now would be the time to do so. "..." Okay. I'll read the votes. First vote.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:30 |
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Second vote... That's two votes Captain Monkey.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:31 |
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Three votes for Captain Monkey. Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:31 |
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4 votes Captain Monkey, zero votes for anyone else.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:32 |
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The fifth vote is for... [img]http://i.imgur.com/6n4XJBn.gif][/img] That's enough. First person voted out of Awful Survivor: You Look Like poo poo, Captain Monkey. Looks like the Sexy tribe is on the same page. Cap't Monkey just didn't do enough to remain in this game. We'll see if the Sexy tribe will be stronger going forward. Tribal Council is over, communication rules are back to normal. Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Apr 16, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:34 |
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I'll see you all again at the immunity challenge tomorrow at 10:00PM EST. 10:00 received far more support than 8:30, but in the next scheduling conflict I'll try to skew to the earlier time.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 03:40 |
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Come on in, guys! What I've got for you today is going to be a full-on puzzle challenge. When this challenge starts, a puzzle will appear in your tribe doc, and you are ALL free to work on it, but how you interact is up to you. You could all work the puzzle together, you could let one person take the operation over, or anything in between. It's up to you, but you'd better be smart, because you are once again playing for immunity. When you think you have the puzzle completed, a representative from your tribe should contact me and I will check your puzzle. For the quickest response, use AIM or Skype. The first tribe to complete this challenge will win immunity. Now let me explain how these puzzles works. You will start with a board with different open squares. It is a jumping puzzle, and it follows certain jumping rules: * Pick any square to start in, and place a 1 * You must then jump to another square, which you'll mark "2" * Without landing on any square twice, your goal is to eventually touch every square. The puzzle will then be completed. The rules for jumping are: * If you are jumping horizontally or vertically, you must leap over TWO squares. * If you are jumping diagonally, you must leap over ONE square. Simple enough, but it might help to see it in action. Here's an example puzzle: This time this challenge takes will depend how well you work together and how good you are at solving puzzles. I'll give you a moment for questions and then we'll get started.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:00 |
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As long as all jumps in the completed puzzle are valid, I don't care how many times you edit the puzzle or how many dead ends you run into on your way, or what order you figured out the correct jumps in. You will contact me when the puzzle is complete and correct in your doc, and I will come into your doc and look at it.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:04 |
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Having a complete and correct puzzle is all that matters.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:05 |
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A puzzle is now in your doc.
Fast Luck fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Apr 17, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:08 |
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Sexy tribe thinks they have it...
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:24 |
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... No! That is WRONG! 2 to 3 is NOT a valid move. The challenge continues.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 03:16 |