|
DoggPickle posted:My BPM counter on my phone hit 118 just then. AMI GONNADIE? Yes, don't walk into the light
|
# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 02:41 |
|
|
# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:21 |
|
Captain Monkey [No Avatar] My Brother told me that we would leave the House at 7:45am on Friday [June 12th 2015] but we did not leave until 7:48am; my Brother is very slow and disorganised in his Travels; I sat in the Car at 7:44am; I read my Natural History Book until my Brother arrived; then I did not read the Natural History Book any more until we were on the Train; as reading on the Car causes me to Salivate excessively and possibly Vomit. The Journey to the Town took Fifty Six (56) Minutes; we passed the Town Post Office at 8:42am; we arrived at the Train Station at 8:45am; the Train was not late; we boarded with out Incident. There are no Photographs from the Train; I was reading my Natural History Book (reading on the Train does not cause me to Salivate excessively or Vomit due to smoother Motion compared to a Car); I tried to avoid Un Due Movements so that I would not provoke the Woman sitting behind me; she was behaving in an Agitated Manner; she said that the Department Of Community Services was putting small Cameras in Bread; with the Intention of spying on the Population's Sexual Habits and Preferences; and selling Information about the Population's Sexual Habits and Preferences to Hollywood; so that Films can be more effectively sold to a Demographic; leading to Increased Profit. This is clearly an incorrect Opinion but I did not put forth an Argument; my Brother sent me a Text Message; the Text Message told me Not To Dare; it said that She Will Stab You; so I refrained from this Behaviour. Here are some Photographs from the Journey in the Car. EXAKT Science We arrived in the City at 11:17am; the Station was very Loud; I was over whelmed and frightened; I put my Ear Phones in and thought about the Illegal Exotic Pet Trade. My Brother can not afford a Taxi; he says that he is Not Made Out Of Money (this is True; he is made out of Biological Tissues); we rode on a Bus; the Bus Schedule was not reliable; it was not accurate; I became Frustrated; I Expressed My Self; my Brother said that I should take Photographs to Distract me; he said that People Are Staring At You (this is True); he said that They Will Call The Police (this is Not True; I was not breaking a Law); I took Photographs; shortly after ward the Bus arrived; I took Photographs on the Bus as well. I like the Bus; it is less odorous than the Train (the Train frequently smells of Urine; Cigarettes; Alcohol; Stale Food; Sweat; Other); and smoother in its Motion than a Car; we do not have Buses in the Town; the Town is too Rural; the Town Population is Too Small. The Momentum of the Bus was continuously interrupted due to Traffic; it was a Frustrating Experience; I offered Constructive Criticism to the Driver regarding my Frustrated Emotions and ways in which my Public Transit Consumer Experience could be improved; my Brother said Stop That Right Now; he apologised to the Driver on my behalf; I told him that I did not want to offer an Apology; he said he Did Not Care; he said Be Quiet For Five (5) Minutes Or I Will Sell You. The Window Pane vibrated rapidly; I put my Hand on it; my Fingers whirred; there was a Pattern on the Glass like a black Honey Comb (a Nest of Hexagonal [Having Six {6} Sides] Cells built by Bees); my Brother said that We Can See Out but They (Passers By) Can't See In; this Thought provided a Comfort; I do not like being Looked At. HiipFire We visited a Super Market so that my Brother could purchase Cigarettes; I Explored; I attended to Gaps in the Merchandise Facade so that the Retail Assistants would not have to do so; my Brother should not Smoke but he continues to pursue This Foul Habit; he smokes both Tobacco and Marijuana; I urge him to Quit; I hide his Cigarettes; he Swears; he attributes his Smoking to Me and My Behaviours; this Method (Hiding) is ineffective; he simply buys More Cigarettes and I have no way of limiting his access to Money. My Brother became Alarmed because I was gone; he thought that I had wandered on to the Street where I would be Killed in a Collision; but I was not on the Street; I was with the Juice; he said that he will Put Me On A Leash; I will not allow this Indignity. Met We ate Lunch in a Plaza surrounded by High Altitude Buildings; my Brother had Moroccan Chicken (Orange in Colour and spicy) with Salad; I had Grilled Fish and Chips; the Fish was afflicted with Green Particles; I scraped these off prior to Consumption; the Chips were good; they had a crisp Exterior and a White Fluffy Interior like Cotton. The City was very busy; my Brother put me in a Corner; he sat in front of me so that I would not have to look at too much; he Protects me in these Ways. We were approached by Feral Pigeons; Pigeons (Columba livia domestica) are a Significant Pest in Urban Areas; however I appreciate their Rainbow Necks; their Sweet Burbling; their Pink Feet; I gave them Chip Fragments; my Brother said Do Not Feed The Pigeons; he said They Will Become Dependent On Humans; he said They Will Never Get A Job. Poison Mushroom You should get a job in a super market; you will be paid to put groceries into bags in a safe and efficient manner; if you are dedicated to your job you will eventually become a manager [owner and operator of the super market]; in this case the super market will be awarded to you upon retirement for you to live in with your family; super markets are very large so this is worth the many years of hard work. Other good jobs include a security guard in a museum; a feeder of the fish and other sea creatures in the aquarium; a pilot; an attendant in a zoo or wild life sanctuary; a safari tour guide; a retail assistant in a confectionery shop. I hope that this helps you. Recursive I do not run; it hurts my ankles; I am hyper mobile; my joints sprain easily. D. Coil If Any Body in this Chat Thread can inform me as to The Eventual Fate of the Semen following Sexual Intercourse via the Anus; I am very curious; I would like to know; I am now afraid to ask in any other Thread; but this Thread is benign. CirclMastr [No Avatar] I am Sorry that I caused so much Offense; I wanted to ask Questions about Semen; I did not realise that Semen is a sensitive topic. Rurea I did not Predict this Reaction; I do not understand why Semen is such an explosive Topic; it is simply a Body Fluid; I will remember this for the Future; I will never discuss Semen again. AnonymousNarcotics I wish that I had never spoken to the Fab Goons; I sought information; they gave me only fear. Strong Mouse I cannot eat the Vegetables; they are too Fibrous and the Bitter Aspect is too Strong; I will vomit; I will become Ill; the Acids in my Bile will attack the Enamel (hard coating) of my Teeth and allow Bacteria access to the inner pulp which will cause Cavities; Abscesses; Gingivitis; etcetera; I do not want to lose my Teeth. I will not Swim; Public Pools are extremely un hygienic; Patrons Urinate in the Water; and Dispose of their Waste in the Water; the Water is very Dirty; it may leak into my Mouth; I will not risk this; furthermore I live inland far from the Ocean; the Creek on my Property is too Shallow to swim in and our Bath Tub is very small; I cannot be Active in the Bath Tub or my Body Mass will cause Intense Spillage; the Water will leak onto the Carpet and damage it; necessitating Expensive Repairs. Jato I cannot eat the Leafed Greens; the Colour Green has a Bitter Aspect; it is a powerful Aspect; it overwhelms the Flavour knowledge via a perpendicular Stimulus and is a Stressor; furthermore the Texture is too Ragged; in addition I will not stop being Jewish; I cannot stop being Jewish; I was chosen from Birth by the Almighty to be a Jew; I will carry out my chosen Purpose to the best of my abilities; Please do not Be Difficult. garthoneye I can not provide more Information about My Self; my Brother says that I have volunteered too much already; he says that I would be Easy to Track given the Identifying Information on Record; he says that Posters on this Forum will be on the Look Out for a Fat Man in a Yarmulke re arranging the Merchandise at the Wool Worths Super Market between the Hours of 10-11am on a Tuesday and 10-11am on a Sunday so that they may Capture me and sell me into Slavery for Bargain Bin Prices; he says that Posters on this Forum will enlist me on to Pornographic Mailing Lists with out my Knowledge or Consent; he says that they will have Numerous Pizzas delivered to our Property at Great Cost; he says that they will Steal Our Chickens. However I will tell you that I Completed Secondary Schooling at Sixteen (16) Years Old via Distance Education due to Geographical Isolation; I Completed a Bachelor of Natural History Illustration at Twenty (20) Years Old via Distance Education due to Geographical Isolation; I Entertain my self by Walking Long Distances; Trapping and Studying Specimens; Drawing Specimens; Photography of Textures; Photography of Colours; Reading Magazines (my Favourites are National Geographic; Australian Geographic; Vogue; Delicious); reading Articles; Sleeping; Playing the Pianoforte; Visiting the Super Market; Tending My Live Stock; Eating; Having Conversations (Primarily with My Brother and My Homosexual); Gardening; Pretending To Be An Otter; etcetera; finally that my Brother drinks a Great Deal; he becomes Drunk Five or Six (5-6) Nights out of every Seven (per week); he is an Alcoholic. Chic Trombone I have my own Bed Room; I do not Intrude upon my Brother's Privacy when he is Engaging in Sexual Intercourse; I Respect his Boundaries; the Exception is when both Parties are Extremely Intoxicated on Alcohol; Marijuana; other Drugs; in that case I wait until the Noises have stopped (Grunts; Screams; Heavy Breathing; etcetera); I return to my Brother's Bed Room and Sleep on the Floor in order to Supervise. Often the Women trip over my body on the way out of the Bed Room; this is an Embarrassment; they are frequently Naked; many of the Women are quite Hirsute (possessing Large Quantities of Body Hair); I do not know why this is the case. Once a Woman entered my Bed Room; she was Extremely Intoxicated; she tried to Kiss Me; she was wearing only a Brassiere (No Under Pants); I said Go Away I Have No Desire For Intercourse; she said that I was a Frigid C*nt; I said I Do Not Enjoy The Sensation Of Orgasm; she Passed Out in my Bed; she remained in this Position until the Morning; luckily I have an En Suite Bath Room [attached to my Bed Room] so I was able to Sleep in the En Suite Bath Room so as not to Disturb her; the Door is lockable so I felt Safe; I woke up Very Early the next Morning (8:00am) but she had already Vanished; my Brother told many Acquaintances that I had Stolen His Girl Friend but this is Un True. Four (4) Months ago a Woman entered my Bed Room following Intercourse with my Brother; she was Not Intoxicated; she was Very Distressed because her Father had Died the previous Day (Cancer of the Oesophagus [the Tube that carries food from the Mouth to the Digestive Organs]); I was very Busy but I allowed her to sit on my Bed and Talk; she mostly Talked about her Regrets with regards to Dis Agreements that she had with her Father; I did not Respond to her because I did not know what to Say; she Cried Extensively; when she had finished Talking I made her a Cheesenut Butter Toast (Toasted Bread; Cream Cheese; Peanut Butter; Gruyère Cheese; placed in the Microwave for Sixty (60) Seconds so that the Cheese Melts [this is a Special Snack]); she seemed Grateful. For the most part the Women leave me in Peace; my Brother tells them not to Speak to me; he says that I am a Holy Fool.
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 00:34 |
|
u have pee bucket?
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:00 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwjogp4wIo
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:01 |
|
Fast Luck you are an rear end in a top hat, you said you wouldn't do this
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:03 |
|
Your kitchen sink is also a viable tiolet though
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:07 |
|
Effort posting is a dumb concept. Effort posters are making up for the lack of direction in their own lives. I do not like to spend my time on posting and only intend to provide content.
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:18 |
|
Currently, I have to study for a Spanish exam taking place next Tuesday. Because of this exam, I feel less inclined to put forth even the smallest of effort in this post. Effort posting is also innately racist, as it is a concept created by the white society.
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:22 |
|
Lets looks more deeply into the racism of the effort post. If a cop saw a white man effort posting, he wouldn't give him a second look. However, if a cop saw a brown man posting, he would beat him for being a terrorist.
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:24 |
|
I believe effort posting is also a concept that benefits the heterosexual male. When you put effort in something, it only proves to improve the agenda of the straight white male monarchy in society. poo poo posting, however, benefits everyone.
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:28 |
|
imgay
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 20:52 |
|
taking bribes for next tribal, pm me for paypal info
|
# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 21:59 |
|
Question for AnAnonymousIdiot, imgay, MMM DoggPickle has immunity tonight, which means she holds a lot of the sway in this vote. Has she discussed her plans with you? I talked to dogg a bit, I think the plan is to vote mmm Question for all With four players left, a 2-2 tie is possible in this vote. Has that come up at all? I haven't heard anyone talk about that
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:04 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOw95bLv1dQ
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:25 |
|
Lebron got mad called out lol
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:29 |
|
El Tenis
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:33 |
|
Thats how a spaniard says tennis
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:35 |
|
They should made a kung fu movie called Jackoffie Chan about Jackie Chan haves to masturbate constantly and him getting into weird highjinks inbetween kung fu bouts.
|
# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:37 |
|
Question for all players: Which of the buddies from the film Spacebuddies do you akin yourself most too? Answer has to be a buddy, Sputnik is not an acceptable answer.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 03:00 |
|
Don't worry AnonIdiot, I had your back.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 03:41 |
|
Please remember to back the Shenmue 3 kickstarter.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 03:44 |
|
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 04:21 |
|
why does tt have black man avatar while he is infact a pasty white dude
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 04:42 |
|
Oh no, the space buddies have invaded the thread.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:06 |
|
Anyone else playing that new ffxiv expansion?
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:11 |
|
Chic Trombone posted:Dogg, if you had just owned up to betraying our trusts, I'm pretty sure Garth and I may have voted for you. But instead you said "nah i totally never broke a promise w/ you guys" on technicalities, and that's not a good thing to do when you want people to like you! You played a strong metagame, yeah, but this is a social game. If you don't get people to like you first and foremost, then it doesn't matter if your plans were literally god-sent, because those people won't vote for you when it really counts.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:15 |
|
AnAnonymousIdiot posted:imgay, thank you for voting for me; that means a lot to me despite my decision to vote for you. I appreciate that. On another note, congrats MMM! I had tried my darndest and you've won.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:18 |
|
we trying to figure out on skype, you talking about garth or chic?
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 05:57 |
|
Not writing names down is what lost you votes in the end.
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 06:07 |
|
TT can I presign for your next mafia game?
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 06:38 |
|
I was really upset how I missed Hiphopfia right under my nose
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 06:41 |
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4
|
# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 10:26 |
|
|
# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:21 |
|
Imgay
|
# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 21:51 |