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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
all i really want for the next president is someone who will get rid of the insurance mandate

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Khanstant posted:

I mean, it's not like Big Business actually has anything to worry about from Dems.

Generally, true. But Dems do put some limits on Big Business and thus will never be the favored party of the rich. Dems support Unions, just for example.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

calling it now before going on news embargo, wake me up and tell me I was right about everything in 2017

democrats will throw the race by nominating a woman half of America has been waiting to vote against since the 90s over a bunch of other candidates carefully selected to be even worse
republicans will briefly toy with Bobby Jindal before settling on the next president of the US, that big brass Wall Street bull with a hatch installed so you can throw people in and light a fire under it
Obama attempts one more big legacy project but his campaign to reestablish debtors prisons largely goes nowhere despite all liberals simultaneously calling it student loan reform in their most condescending voice
ISIS goes down and is replaced by someone equally terrifying to soccer moms because the great existential threat to the free world of our times is some grouchy hilljacks in toyotas
Putin keeps Crimea, west still thoroughly distracted by the donbass, starts moving in on Georgia
Apple makes a new iphone, it's a Samsung Galaxy S2 in white
China gets swept with a hot new fad: rolling coal

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
supports unions? unless there's some sprectral unions I don't know about, that whole thing was as good as dead the day we discovered computers and poor people overseas

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Khanstant posted:

all i really want for the next president is someone who will get rid of the insurance mandate

considering that would basically destroy the insurance industry that probably won't happen

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Personally, we gave up on feudalism too quickly.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Let me tell you of the Dark Enlightenment

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Concerned Citizen posted:

considering that would basically destroy the insurance industry that probably won't happen

well then make an exception for people who don't go to the doctor or hospital and kind of want to die

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Spectral unions sounds pretty cool actually

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Khanstant posted:

supports unions? unless there's some sprectral unions I don't know about, that whole thing was as good as dead the day we discovered computers and poor people overseas

Dems support unions. Do you disagree?

Sure, Billy Clinton outsourced the entire American manufacturing sector, but still supported unions.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Melmac posted:

Except republicans completely kicked rear end the last election so your entire theory is destroyed lol

Republicans made it illegal for a lot of people to vote in the last election.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
how many states will suddenly become quite concerned about in-person voter fraud months before the general election

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dr Cheeto posted:

how many states will suddenly become quite concerned about in-person voter fraud months before the general election

About 25 of them.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Ramsus posted:

lmao liberals are the most racist people who will admit one way or another that they voted for obama because he is black

ask most people why they voted for obama and they'll say "for change" or something, but they can't name anything in particular other than vague buzzwords

Question is, how many votes can hillary get for being a woman?

I voted for Obama because there's no way in hell I'd vote for a Mormon.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

redshirt posted:

Dems support unions. Do you disagree?

Sure, Billy Clinton outsourced the entire American manufacturing sector, but still supported unions.

i mean, i guess, but i don't think you can really support something that doesnt exist. dems also support deathcamps, but those also dont exist so it only matters if union is one of your trigger words

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

midnightclimax posted:

Hillary comes off as arrogant and elitist in most of her public speaking things. I don't know why they think she could be a serious contender, she will fail.
Bush/Rand 2016

Ron Paul / Rand Paul 2016.

pr0p posted:

It's February 19th, 2018. I wake up, check my phone. Good, bitcoin is up another 5% overnight to around $18k per coin. The world is starting to come around to the notion of decentralized currency, but us early adopters know there's still more to come. A lot more. I've been accumulating coins since 2014 with each paycheck. Not to brag, but I've got quite the nest egg. Best of all, nobody knows it but me. No bankers. No stock brokers. Just me and the blockchain. I shower and get dressed. I take my dog for a walk. The sun is shining and all of the drones are headed to their lousy jobs. My phone beeps. Ha, Roger Ver just tweeted that Western Union is getting bought by Coinbase. Nice. After a short breakfast I head to the car dealership where I test drive the latest from Tesla. Think I'll wait a bit. After world markets started quoting the price of oil in bitcoin, I don't really sweat the ups and downs of gas prices. Think I'll stick with what I have. Besides, I don't want my neighbors to realize that the scruffy guy next door is one of the richest people in town. I drop by my office (literally MY office since I own the whole building). Bitcoin is up another 2% on the WU news..sweet! Most of my tenants pay their rent in bitcoin. Every month they each swing by with a Trezor. No need for a shady middle man or bank. Ah, forgot to mention that my office building is actually an old bank. They seem to be closing up left and right these days. After a little work (have to keep up appearances, right) I close up and head over to the bar. Things are a little slow so I fire up some satoshi dice on the ol' android phone. Too bad IOS fell off the map...such a shame that ApplePay took the whole thing down. Over in the corner of the bar some goobers play video poker. Good luck fellas have fun putting your cash in uncle sam's wallet. With not much going on around town I head home and watch Rise and Rise of Bitcoin Part 7 on Netflix. Man I love that movie. The part about Lawsky's trial is my favorite part. Afterwards I fire up the grill and cook up some prime steaks from the butcher, paid for in bitcoin of course. I love getting a 20% discount for paying in bitcoin. Just as the delicious smoke starts drifting away from the grill, the neighborhood suckers start coming home from their jobs. Bet you guys wish you hadn't bet on fiat.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i know the bitcoiners pain, i got my neopets account frozen with over 15 million neopoints in the bank and in stocks

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Khanstant posted:

i mean, i guess, but i don't think you can really support something that doesnt exist. dems also support deathcamps, but those also dont exist so it only matters if union is one of your trigger words

Deathcamps?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
FEMA deathcamps dont act like you havent seen them

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Khanstant posted:

FEMA deathcamps dont act like you havent seen them

given the average health and fitness of red states, I don't think the FEMA death camps will even be necessary.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

calling it now before going on news embargo, wake me up and tell me I was right about everything in 2017

republicans will briefly toy with Bobby Jindal before settling on the next president of the US, that big brass Wall Street bull with a hatch installed so you can throw people in and light a fire under it

*Brass bull stands in front of podium, fire raging, teleprompters in place*

*Congress waits in anticipation*


"RrrRRrrreeeeeeeeeeuUUHHhhuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!"
"UUrrrrr!"
"EEeeeuurr!!"
"AAAaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh"


*thunderous applause*

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
One moderately serious question though.

A number of news sources have claimed that secret service or White House officials have documented more threats to Obama per day/per month than during other presidential administrations. There is of course a question as to the exact difference in magnitude or if the difference even really exists, but for the sake of the argument lets assume that the Obama administration has had more death threats per unit time than other administrations.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...86a0_story.html

quote:

Brian Leary, a spokesman for the Secret Service, said the agency has adjusted to the fact that most threats against the president now occur online.

“The capability is there, and we have to evolve with technology as well,” he said, adding that the number of threats against Obama “did spike a few months after the [2008] election, but they declined back to a level that is consistent with his predecessors, and they still are.”

Other sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter, said Obama received triple the number of threats than previous presidents during his initial candidacy and first year in office. That number has declined significantly since then, they said, but is still elevated compared with Obama’s predecessors

Lets assume Hilary wins the White House.

Would a Hilary Presidency have more or less death threats per unit time than the Obama Presidency?

Ie would a Hilary Presidency shake the crazy tree and attract the focus/attention/ire of the mentally unstable?

(and no not Republicans, dipshits; schizophrenics and the like)

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the population of the US is constantly growing. Assuming that the fraction of crazy fuckballs in the US population doesn't change, that means the number of people who would write death threats to the Prez is also increasing every year.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Helical Nightmares posted:

Lets assume Hilary wins the White House.

Would a Hilary Presidency have more or less death threats per unit time than the Obama Presidency?

Ie would a Hilary Presidency shake the crazy tree and attract the focus/attention/ire of the mentally unstable?

(and no not Republicans, dipshits; schizophrenics and the like)

It's about truth in White House reporting.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Helical Nightmares posted:

One moderately serious question though.

A number of news sources have claimed that secret service or White House officials have documented more threats to Obama per day/per month than during other presidential administrations. There is of course a question as to the exact difference in magnitude or if the difference even really exists, but for the sake of the argument lets assume that the Obama administration has had more death threats per unit time than other administrations.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...86a0_story.html


Lets assume Hilary wins the White House.

Would a Hilary Presidency have more or less death threats per unit time than the Obama Presidency?

Ie would a Hilary Presidency shake the crazy tree and attract the focus/attention/ire of the mentally unstable?

(and no not Republicans, dipshits; schizophrenics and the like)

I'd guess not as high as Obams but still crazy high.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Best thing is how Hillary supporters created the birther movement during the nasty primary fight.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Helical Nightmares posted:

One moderately serious question though.

A number of news sources have claimed that secret service or White House officials have documented more threats to Obama per day/per month than during other presidential administrations. There is of course a question as to the exact difference in magnitude or if the difference even really exists, but for the sake of the argument lets assume that the Obama administration has had more death threats per unit time than other administrations.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...86a0_story.html


Lets assume Hilary wins the White House.

Would a Hilary Presidency have more or less death threats per unit time than the Obama Presidency?

Ie would a Hilary Presidency shake the crazy tree and attract the focus/attention/ire of the mentally unstable?

(and no not Republicans, dipshits; schizophrenics and the like)

how many six-figure reward funds do you see getting set up for killers of pushy white women rn

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Harald posted:

the population of the US is constantly growing. Assuming that the fraction of crazy fuckballs in the US population doesn't change, that means the number of people who would write death threats to the Prez is also increasing every year.

That is a really good point, so lets say in both the Obama and hypothetical Hillary administration the frequency of threats are normalized for respective population size.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

etalian posted:

Best thing is how Hillary supporters created the birther movement during the nasty primary fight.

Indeed. Hillaryis44 or whatever that terrible site was named. Racist fucks.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Helical Nightmares posted:

That is a really good point, so lets say in both the Obama and hypothetical Hillary administration the frequency of threats are normalized for respective population size.

I would have to assume that Hillary is no different than any other politician in terms of death threats she attracts, but I'm prepared to be proven wrong.

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

If Hillary runs the next president will be a republican and it won't even be close. I'm voting Rand Paul for the chance at hilarity.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i hope hillary gets elected and then does porn while in office

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

this thread will be funny to look back at in 2 years when rand paul is president and we are all dead

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Biggest scandal: she's from park ridge and park ridge people are bad

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Clinton/Obama 2016

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
And then while in office, obama sits on supreme court to replace Ginsburg

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

redshirt posted:

There's little chance of a Republican beating Clinton. Barring some huge controversy, Hillary will be president for the next 8 years.

- Redshirt, December 15, 2007

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Idiot Kicker posted:

- Redshirt, December 15, 2007

I was donating money to Obama back then.

Remember those threads, goons?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

I loving knew it.

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midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
I remember toxxing for Romney, tyvm.

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