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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Well okay then.

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Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Man, it really bothers me that the Dickster is still using the grunge_pack.zip for his environment textures. As my HD texture pack proved that even the funky graphics can be transformed with some nice clean cut graphics.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Sorry, but when I think of an MDickie game, the last thing I think of is 'effort'.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
I just hope he eventually puts this thing on PC

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

Armitage posted:

I just hope he eventually puts this thing on PC

Same, dieing to do a video LP but he's busing making a School game now :(

Spielmeister
Mar 31, 2014

Armitage posted:

I just hope he eventually puts this thing on PC

Yeah, MPire Remix has been crashing due to memory problems for me even in WindowsXP compatibility mode, so a new game would have been nice.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I can't even continue my current save because the game keeps crashing when it tries to load up a Royal Rumble. :negative:

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
Ahahaha I just read this whole thing and I'm in stitches over here.

"I'm gay!"
"No I'm the gay one!"
"No I'm the gayest!"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hahaha I just realized the ref is ALSO the general manager, the guy who suggested the whole plot! Wheels within wheels!

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Part XXIV: Rage against the Roster II













Time to change the camera again.




Let's try first person mode.





I think it's actually worse.





Eat poo poo Austin Aries.




Here comes James Storm!




Injured again...



No matter how strong I become I can only take on so many of Raven's lackeys.



But I ain't losing this match.



Ref has enough James Storm's poo poo.

















News reading time.




















Ugh.


















Sure.

























Yes... opportunity...

Next Time: Taking down the Rhino.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


Seems to sum up the whole thing.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
I'm the 1960 era British Wallpaper texture

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

The match after you come out as gay, you're booked against a woman and a man wearing lingerie. I don't even know

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Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
Not to hijack your LP, but because of this LP I bought the game and I wanted to share an experience I just had.

* I'm currently the champ of the Japanese wrestling promotion
* I get a news bulletin that the Japenese wrestling promotion is taking creative control away from all their wrestlers, which I previously had.
* I get put in a meeting with the CEO of the Japanese wrestling promotion and he asks (forces me) to use new moves
* My next match is a 4-man submission only match
* My new move set has no submission moves included

:negative:

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Part XXV: Taking Down Rhino



A nothing match so I'll spend my time beating on Rhino.





And the ref.














Hey, Sabu.

















:thumbsup:



I'm having deja vu.












Can't say no to that.





















No.











Nah.









Guess I can't fight people while wearing the belt...




No matter.









Training day.









Another nothing match.





One pin fall later...






























A visit by Sami Zayn.



Okay.



Next time: Rhyno never learns.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Part XXVI: Rhino u so Dum



Now where were we?













Really?
















Sure.





Good luck, Tazz.







Pff














Already did.






















lol boob







So he just didn't walk away from the match but the company?











Why am I teaming up with Rhino again?





Rat-faced knacker.

















Dusty Rhodes offers me a contract with an advance payment of one million dollars and there's nothing stopping me of jumping ship to another company at the first offer. Unfortunately I have unfinished business with TNA.

























Go away. Get out of my life.











No!

Next time: tables and brass knucks.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hahahah what? Did they actually want you to use a weapon in the ring and you turned them down!?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

It seems like Justin Credible is running around after you screaming "please love me"

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

SynthOrange posted:

Hahahah what? Did they actually want you to use a weapon in the ring and you turned them down!?

The weapons feel like they vary in strength. The ring bell and singapore cane seem to be the best championship belts and brass knucks are second. Night stick I remember as being one of the more shittier ones.
I'll stick with carrying the belt.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Is "Whack Ax" supposed to be Marty Jannetty? He definitely looks like someone, but I can't think of who else he could possibly be.

Also I laughed myself into an asthma attack at the coming out scene, so—thanks?

Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Jul 17, 2015

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Rollersnake posted:

Is "Whack Ax" supposed to be Marty Jannetty? He definitely looks like someone, but I can't think of who else he could possibly be.

Also I laughed myself into an asthma attack at the coming out scene, so—thanks?

Whack Ax is a MDickie original.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The whole coming out saga was ridiculous and a high point of the whole story so far.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Also, what's up with the "you have reached the limits of your popularity and must find new audiences elsewhere" message, even when you were in All-American Wrestling? I thought they were the ones on top? Does the game want you to succeed in all the different promotions, or do you just eventually hit a cap and see that after every match no matter what you do?

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

Rollersnake posted:

Also, what's up with the "you have reached the limits of your popularity and must find new audiences elsewhere" message, even when you were in All-American Wrestling? I thought they were the ones on top? Does the game want you to succeed in all the different promotions, or do you just eventually hit a cap and see that after every match no matter what you do?

A pointless statement which has been in the games since it's inception - no idea why its still in.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Loving this. Shame the injuries aren't wracking up faster though; is there any known way to improve the odds of causing a serious injury, or is it just too random to predict in any meaningful manner? I'm assuming the latter given it's an Mdickie game.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Loving this. Shame the injuries aren't wracking up faster though; is there any known way to improve the odds of causing a serious injury, or is it just too random to predict in any meaningful manner? I'm assuming the latter given it's an Mdickie game.

Random submissions + falling out of the ring + wrestler's toughness level would be my best guess but I'd bet on Mdickie shenanigans.

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato

Rollersnake posted:

Also, what's up with the "you have reached the limits of your popularity and must find new audiences elsewhere" message, even when you were in All-American Wrestling? I thought they were the ones on top? Does the game want you to succeed in all the different promotions, or do you just eventually hit a cap and see that after every match no matter what you do?
It is pretty dumb message, it only spells the end of popularity for just winning/showing up, you'll still make gains from landslide wins/special events/coming out of the closet.

This LP made me buy the game, and at that popularity level you've got to be fending off signing offers with sticks, a million dollars is still amazing though. My career has been pretty uneventful except for my guy's clothes being stolen and ransomed for $25000 and one wrestler literally murdering another outside of the ring.

Also picked up School Days, which is just Hard Time reskinned into an immersive high school environment. My mom gave me lunch money and then ran me over on a stolen motorcycle.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Part XXVII: One on Three, One on Three







Is it me?



Guess so, Kind of shocked I'm not teaming up with Rhino again.



Still going to beat on Neville for all his wrong doings.
















No.










Ok.



Always stuck teaming with one of my many enemies.










Oh gently caress off.



Counts for a point I guess.



















A very TNA match.











I just want to kill Barrett.




















Who's he again?



























Tap!



Yeeeeeeah!

Next time: injures, bugs, crashes and Tommy Dreamer oh my!

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
They'll be two or three updates left before I skip 20+ years into the future.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Part XXVIII: TNA Booking







Can't even remember how I lost, probably DQ'd myself.




Let's fight Bully Ray again and some other jobber in a first blood match.














What?




I don't even know you.



I hope not.






A nothing match.





What are you talking about?




Yeah, I never liked that dick.





Oh jeez.








https://youtu.be/xiG2xO-4Y-s








...Nah.




How about I throw you out.















Still won.









Again.





Apparently you can get DQ'd if you hit someone while wearing your belt.


















A perfect wrestling machine.




Getting his life back on track.








I glitch myself into doing the walking crab.



Game crashes and takes forever to load.










Last Laugh?













Next time: putting someone over.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Looking good, also what do you use to record these screens?

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
I like how Infinite Best beat the odds and got through that serious injury.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

simosimo posted:

Looking good, also what do you use to record these screens?

Just pressing the screenshot button: (power+home).


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I like how Infinite Best beat the odds and got through that serious injury.

He's infinitely the best.

tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
It'll take him years to return to form though. How does training work in this game anyways? When I was playing and training up my skills from ~60 I could do 3 max training sessions and get 1-2 point gains, by the time they were ~90 one training session would get me 4-5. Does having a high skill make it easier to raise it or does one stat (skill/strength/whatever) govern your success rate of everything?

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

tomanton posted:

It'll take him years to return to form though. How does training work in this game anyways? When I was playing and training up my skills from ~60 I could do 3 max training sessions and get 1-2 point gains, by the time they were ~90 one training session would get me 4-5. Does having a high skill make it easier to raise it or does one stat (skill/strength/whatever) govern your success rate of everything?

I never noticed that but it wouldn't surprise me. The AIs don't seem to train, the only thing that effects their stats are their matches.

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

FunMerrania posted:

I never noticed that but it wouldn't surprise me. The AIs don't seem to train, the only thing that effects their stats are their matches.

...I did not notice that. THAT should be an interesting portent going forward.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

Shady Amish Terror posted:

...I did not notice that. THAT should be an interesting portent going forward.

I predict in the future ratings will continue to plummet, every current wrestler will wind up dead or paralyzed and the strongest wrestlers will be those fresh out of wrestling school or newly discovered.

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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
I look forward to it.

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball posted:

The sport of basketball wrestling does not look right at all. Please advise.

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