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i found the name of a person i was looking for in the phone book so i ripped it out
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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the phone book was in a telephone booth, and i just defaced it. i ripped the page right out instead of just writing the name and number down
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Apr 12, 2015 05:29
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- mycophobia
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ok mary mcfly
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Apr 12, 2015 05:30
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- Scaly Haylie
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drat op, you're strong
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Apr 12, 2015 05:31
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- ham_sanitizer
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i scanned the phone book frantically to help with my detective case, and when i saw the name i said "that's it!" and ripped the page right out. i dashed out of the phone booth into the rain to continue working the case.
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Apr 12, 2015 05:31
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- ham_sanitizer
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when i look for jobs, i circle promising jobs in the newspaper with a red sharpie and then get turned down for all the jobs in a montage
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Apr 12, 2015 05:32
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when i look for jobs, i circle promising jobs in the newspaper with a red sharpie and then get turned down for all the jobs in a montage
lol
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Apr 12, 2015 05:37
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how many chins in that phone book op?
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Apr 12, 2015 05:40
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- ham_sanitizer
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when i have a breakthrough programming computers, it's usually because someone made an offhand comment like "this coffee is terrible and cold," and i have a sudden insight because of one of the words they used and i say "you're brilliant!" and kiss the person and they are confused and i rush off to make technology
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Apr 12, 2015 05:41
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- ham_sanitizer
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how many chins in that phone book op?
69
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Apr 12, 2015 05:43
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- Chef Shimi
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Good posts
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Apr 12, 2015 05:58
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- losermeme
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I stuff my hands in my pockets trudging along 5th avenue while the voice of future me explains my feelings
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Apr 12, 2015 06:23
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- losermeme
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I trip and strangers judge me
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Apr 12, 2015 06:23
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- ham_sanitizer
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professional swine bather
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when i say something clever to a member of the opposite sex i have a memory blackout and wake up having sex with them
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Apr 12, 2015 06:25
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- ham_sanitizer
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I trip and strangers judge me
it's just the stigma, man
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Apr 12, 2015 06:26
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- ham_sanitizer
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I stuff my hands in my pockets trudging along 5th avenue while the voice of future me explains my feelings
maybe this is happening because you are tripping
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Apr 12, 2015 06:26
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- ham_sanitizer
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i'm a devil may care punk who doesn't respect authority, and i'm brilliant, but really all my prickliness is because of past trauma i am afraid to confront
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Apr 12, 2015 06:35
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- losermeme
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i'm a devil may care punk who doesn't respect authority, and i'm brilliant, but really all my prickliness is because of past trauma i am afraid to confront
I'm a misunderstood guidance counselor who takes an alarming personal interest in you
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Apr 12, 2015 06:36
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- ham_sanitizer
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I'm a misunderstood guidance counselor who takes an alarming personal interest in you
gently caress you, i don't need your help, i don't need anyone
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Apr 12, 2015 06:42
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- ham_sanitizer
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when i punch someone out of anger there are no consequences, which rules
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Apr 12, 2015 06:44
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- losermeme
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fat good-hearted cops
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Apr 12, 2015 06:54
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- ham_sanitizer
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sometimes when i'm telling a story i realize it's an analogy for what i'm going through
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Apr 12, 2015 06:55
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i just ripped a phone book in half. i did this because basically im friends with half of the people in the yellow pages. i'm also very strong. thats why i rippped a phone book in half. i'm very handsome as well. i can afford to rip phone books in half becase i make a lot of money. i'm cool as hell.
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Apr 12, 2015 07:05
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Alphabetically, what half of the pages?
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Apr 12, 2015 10:29
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- monkay
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The official sad poster
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I'm a rich and popular high school boy who can't seem to relate to the other rich and popular kids due to a fundamental difference I don't understand
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Apr 12, 2015 16:19
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- losermeme
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autistic wunderkind
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Apr 12, 2015 16:26
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I'm the high school girl who was friends with nerdy girls in middle school but then became beautiful and now I don't like them because they're angry at me for being popular.
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Apr 12, 2015 16:29
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by zen death robot
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I'm the high school girl who was friends with nerdy girls in middle school but then became beautiful and now I don't like them because they're angry at me for being popular.
Greetings.
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Apr 12, 2015 16:37
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i am a cool dad who likes to lean on the doorframe and ask you "what's up"
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Apr 12, 2015 16:45
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when i say something clever to a member of the opposite sex i have a memory blackout and wake up having sex with them
Same, and our clothes are always on the floor. Usually I'm pretty tidy
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Apr 12, 2015 17:18
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smash cuts: the number one PUA trick no one knows about
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Apr 12, 2015 17:27
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- ham_sanitizer
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Same, and our clothes are always on the floor. Usually I'm pretty tidy
somehow the lady still has her bra on tho
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Apr 12, 2015 17:27
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if you can get a girl at a bar to splash a drink in your face and say "i will never, ever in a million years have sex with you" there is a good chance the scene will ironically cut to you both naked in bed smoking cigarettes
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Apr 12, 2015 17:30
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- ham_sanitizer
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im a childish genius who can't accept reality and make pragmatic decisions, i always act on principle
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Apr 12, 2015 18:10
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i just ripped a phone book in half. i did this because basically im friends with half of the people in the yellow pages. i'm also very strong. thats why i rippped a phone book in half. i'm very handsome as well. i can afford to rip phone books in half becase i make a lot of money. i'm cool as hell.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:22
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- losermeme
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I'm the bartender at your regular joint whose offhand advice ignites your comeback montage
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Apr 12, 2015 18:32
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- ham_sanitizer
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I'm the bartender at your regular joint whose offhand advice ignites your comeback montage
you're black, aren't you
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Apr 12, 2015 18:32
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- Adbot
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- google THIS
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when i have a breakthrough programming computers, it's usually because someone made an offhand comment like "this coffee is terrible and cold," and i have a sudden insight because of one of the words they used and i say "you're brilliant!" and kiss the person and they are confused and i rush off to make technology
same except I'm a cynical doctor and their comment helps me diagnose patients
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