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City of Glompton

I learned genius dance moves alone, in a broke down industrial building or even in the woods. studios? pfft, that's the realm of traditionalist snobs who will be humbled when they see this underdog's flawless routine.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 12, 2015 19:10

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:57

mycophobia

are ya gonna order somethin kid?!!

# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:58

alnilam

yeah, i do research. my methods? newspaper clippings on the wall. particular words circled in red marker. polaroid pictures throughout. oh yeah, the map... pushpins all over connected by yarn. I'm close to finding it, you know.

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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:02

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

alnilam posted:

yeah, i do research. my methods? newspaper clippings on the wall. particular words circled in red marker. polaroid pictures throughout. oh yeah, the map... pushpins all over connected by yarn. I'm close to finding it, you know.

# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:03

google THIS

alnilam posted:

yeah, i do research. my methods? newspaper clippings on the wall. particular words circled in red marker. polaroid pictures throughout. oh yeah, the map... pushpins all over connected by yarn. I'm close to finding it, you know.

not without a chalkboard covered in random equations you aren't

# ? Apr 13, 2015 02:00

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

when people in authority are angry with me and about to ruin my grand plans, i typically give a big gently caress you speech, earn their grudging respect for my brass balls, and end up getting what i want

# ? Apr 13, 2015 02:25

bacalou

i'm the neighbor who knows a lot more than i let on and waves to you with a disappointed look on my face when you go out to buy drugs

# ? Apr 13, 2015 02:58

smoobles

bacalou posted:

i'm the neighbor who knows a lot more than i let on and waves to you with a disappointed look on my face when you go out to buy drugs

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# ? Apr 13, 2015 03:30

google THIS

I have amnesia so I'm just loving around waiting for someone to utter the random trigger phrase that will make everything come flooding back to me in a series of split-second flashes

# ? Apr 13, 2015 03:53

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

google THIS posted:

I have amnesia so I'm just loving around waiting for someone to utter the random trigger phrase that will make everything come flooding back to me in a series of split-second flashes

bugger queen bitch face ham dollar ween days

# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:32

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

operation candle pants is a go, i repeat: operation candle pants is a go

# ? Apr 13, 2015 05:37

google THIS

ham_sanitizer posted:

bugger queen bitch face ham dollar ween days

[the phrase echoes through my mind and I flash back to my wife saying the exact same thing moments before she has a seizure, followed by snapshots of my childhood and early career as the phrase repeats itself with increasingly intensity until finally I look at you with intense clarity]

You. :catstare:

google THIS fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Apr 13, 2015

# ? Apr 13, 2015 12:51

bacalou

turns out jett is secretly George Washington, his life extended by unnatural means

# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:30

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:57

losermeme

ham_sanitizer posted:

when people in authority are angry with me and about to ruin my grand plans, i typically give a big gently caress you speech, earn their grudging respect for my brass balls, and end up getting what i want

that's my horsy!

# ? Apr 14, 2015 15:28

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