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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I already feel ashamed and I haven't even seen one

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
as u should

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just put it on the bill

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I bought all of them so that no one else could have any

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
Wish I bought my watch in aluminum instead of steel so I'm not constantly reminded of my slavery to information

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
had to get my phone out to post this ugh

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i predicted the apple watch before shaggar

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

i predicted the apple watch before shaggar

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
waiting on iWatch C

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
apple trolled android into makign a watch but then timb hosed up and actually made one too lmao

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmaooo

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

I ordered 2 of them

CamH
Apr 11, 2008

also I ordered one extra band in a different color

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

the apple akimbo watch

on the left one i have a clock

on the right one i also have a clock because smart watches are pointless

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
apple watch orders were 1 million on it's first day, some company estimates

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
im gonna make an app for the watch that just brings up a random pic of some boobs or a butt or a big dong. obv u can set it to only give u pics of what u want

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
an analog dong watch face would be good. boobs wouldn't work

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Space-Pope posted:

im gonna make an app for the watch that just brings up a random pic of some boobs or a butt or a big dong. obv u can set it to only give u pics of what u want

the dong pokes you with the touch your wrist technology

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

apple watch orders were 1 million on it's first day, some company estimates

I guess this should have just been a mega thread then

Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

echinopsis posted:

I guess this should have just been a mega thread then

well the dollar amount is probably in the gigarange

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
factoring how great the apple watch is, i assume pre-orders are closer to 6 billion, just some people haven't had a chance to pre-order theirs yet!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"one billions dollars regret - the story of the 2015 iWatch"

pram
Jun 10, 2001
worlds most advanced watch

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

worlds most advanced watch

can it do this

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
im the

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
I bought a grapple icrotch OP. I can't wait to strap it to my wrist so I can get some of that sweeet taptic action mmmmmm

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

my pork sword is as large as most females wrists so i bought a 38mm crotch watch

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
a few days ago two of my friends were posting facebook updates about going to the crapple store and trying on different watches to choose the right band and using words that tragic people use to describe high fashion and it was all really embarrassing

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

bobbilljim posted:

apple trolled android into makign a watch but then timb hosed up and actually made one too lmao

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

I will not be purchasing an apple watch this year.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
Only 2 places in Canada will be selling the bespoke artisan version of the iWatch: Eaton Center, Toronto, and St Catherines Street, Montreal.

I feel ashamed for my city right now.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

I'm gonna buy a $18,000 apple watch from flyboi in 7 months for $40 in SA-Mart.

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

echinopsis posted:

can it do this


I kind of want one of those now.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
w/ the tapping thing, does this mean i can use the apple watch as a cock ring?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

can it do this


The Moto 360 is a beautiful watch

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



echinopsis posted:

can it do this


look like absolute poo poo? no, that's not possible with the apple watch, op

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

echinopsis posted:

can it do this


im the square lcd in a circular bezel

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
is there a circular lcd screen? seems like it would exist but is super expensive

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Endless Mike posted:

look like absolute poo poo? no, that's not possible with the apple watch, op

looking like poo poo is the default setting on any smartwatch

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Space-Pope posted:

is there a circular lcd screen? seems like it would exist but is super expensive

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/18/5820338/sharp-free-form-display-technology-announcement

Sharp is pretty much there with the custom shaped lcd screens

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