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Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Oh god

I was one of the first goons to hit max level in space jam. Please hold me as I cry.


Also vanilla wow talk- MC 40 was a deliberate middle finger to people who like vanilla while completely missing the point of why people like vanilla wow.

Blizzard upped MC 40 to max level in WoD without admitting anything had changed in 10 years.

You remember how you had 2-3 people on decurse duty due to really bad raid wide debuffs? Too bad, gently caress you, current wow has a 10 second cooldown on every healers dispells. Only healers get decurse. Hope you dont mind waiting out those 10 minute duration hilariously bad curses.

Oops we removed the visual effect from living bomb tee hee I hope you have the updated today DBM

Remember how you would bring multiple off tanks or have hunters kite big adds/boss adds? Raid finder only lets you have 2 tanks. There are 0 aggro abilities outside tank specs.

All those AoE packs you basically had to AoE down at the same time to kill? Like core hound packs? oooops we nerfed aoe dps a to poo poo dang is this pull taking 10 minutes?

Making it raid finder only was the worst offender. If you took a time machine to vanilla days and told a raider he would have to do MC with 39 random people he would shoot himself.

They went out of their way to make it as annoying as possible then smugly patted themselves on the back for proving how badwrong vanilla wow was.

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Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Its almost like video games are this weird market were quality of product has nothing to do with profit so companies constantly poo poo out games to make a quick buck.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
So someone said ff14 wasnt literally gods gift to man so we got 50 posts of people defending their game again?

Yeah 4 actions every 10 seconds sure must be a fun mmo to play. I typed this message using the ff14 gcd tool and it only took me 25 minutes, im clearly a superior and well thought out typist.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Interesting mmo facts-

1- The GCD in ff14 is half a second longer than every form of stun or knockdown in gw2.*

2- You can simulate playing ff14 in other games by using VPNs to bog down your latency to 2500.




*I would have said "all CC" but a necro with +fear duration traits can rock a 3 second fear and I didnt wanna get called out.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
I swear to god ill insult glorious ff14 again just to get this thread back on track.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Looking forward to all the idiots in this thread ignoring everything posted, saying "well free is a good price it cant be that bad", then coming back screaming about how horrible you were told the game is.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Complicated stat systems are 100% pure Columbian rpg.

You dumb it down too much and you have gear that is just "+10 more health, +10 do better". Like diablo 3.

That being said wildstars was a mess.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Im not sure wildstar actually exists.

Im almost 100% convinced this is some satire about MMO's that im currently watching 3rd person with this thread.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Not only did wildstar kill CoH, but in wildstar there are many npcs named after famous coh players and npcs who will chatter about how much more they like this world than the last one.

Also if you type /coh in wildstar your character pulls out a cape from their pocket and wipes thier rear end with it.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
I once made a StarCraft custom map which you spawned with a 200 hp marine and had to kill a 9999 hp ultralisk.

Almost 20 years later it is still undefeated.

Please hire me I am clearly the best raid designer ever.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Did someone just come into the wildstar mock thread, ask for 100% serious advise about how to buy and play the game, then get mad when people called him a cupcake?

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Says something about the MMO genre when ff14 is so loving horrible and yet so rabidly defended.

150 hours of quests to get your xpac content even after you max level/whatever.

Yeah thats a good idea.

At least with the 2.5 gcd you can read a book or something

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Mayor McCheese posted:

I like unique healing mechanics and it's a shame you don't see them too often.

Bear Shamans in Age of Conan healed their groups when they beat poo poo with their hammers. I thought that was a nice twist at the time. Chloromancers in RIFT also kind of did the same thing but it wasn't as cool.

I wish more games spent some time thinking about making a support role fun.

I think too many devs were playing wow on their night elf/undead rogues and once tried to gank a pally that just spammed healed himself endlessly.

this caused every single "next gen" mmo designer to go HEALING IS TOXIC AND NOT FUN and either make it a loving chore with stupid gimmicks (wildstar) or remove it (gw2)

gently caress i just remembered wildstar had a mechanic where nobody had mana. Except healers, because reasons.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Tarranon posted:

wild star raids seem pretty simple mechanically. Of the vids posted here nothing seems batshit insane. Most of the problems seem to stem from severe over tuning. Where raids weren't flat out impossible they were tuned to exhaust everyone but the most stubborn raid groups.

Make boss mechanics interesting and hard enough that surviving them is the reward, dont require people to hit a magic number of damage by minute X or die.

This is like 99% of the problem i have with mmo raiding.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Gw2 made the mistake of going full retard and making every heal ability (outside of your actual hotbar self heal ability) worthless.

The healing power stat scales worse than any stat ive seen in an mmo rpg (full on stacking it will net you a total of maybe 50% increase in healing vs someone with 0)
Not to mention all the abilities which heal or support are just garbage. Guardians have the largest direct heal in the game (virtue) and it heals for about 2.2k, plus another 600ish if you have a trait with gives it a HoT. This has a 45 second cooldown.

The average melee auto attack crit is around 2.5k. A thief can backstab a lightly armored target every 4 seconds for 8k damage.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Holyshoot posted:

Wouldn't work. Because then you can just bring way more healers then you need and cheese loving up the mechanics unless they are one shot mechanics which isn't fun either because we are not robots.

I still don't see a problem with this. So if you bring 15 healers to a raid and brute force mechanics the boss will take an hour to kill. That seems like punishment enough?

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Everyone who plays mmos seriously should just play dragons dogma.

Once you beat dragons dogma you should play dragons dogma again with a different character.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
On the wow talk-

There is a wotlk private server (gamer district.. i think?) that has cross faction dungeons.

So i mean if a private server can do it....

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Why don't they understand how brilliant 10 hours of mandatory max level questing is.

*sighs and places hand over his heart while looking at my sephiroth wallscroll*

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Somehow managed to double post from phone

Mmos are bad. Gw2 is probably the least bad because it is the least mmo

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Libluini posted:

What the hell does that mean? Is it possible to physically carry characters around in FFIXIV and for some reason people frown upon this?

getting carried basically means someone else carries your weight.

90% of the time its kids screaming you didnt play perfectly and scape goating you for all imagined failures.

10% of the time its the same kid wearing +healing gear on his rogue and hitting the CC monsters.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Niton posted:

LFR is great because it completely proves my point - Blizzard keeps trying to leave some barebones semblance of mechanics in LFR fights, and - without fail - groups are incapable of completing them, to the point of either wiping repeatedly for damage buffs or simply disbanding.

100% agree with pretty much everything your saying.

I think the people who say "content should be do-able by everyone" should be forced to play group content with the bottom 25% of any game. Pretty sure your opinions will change.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

SerCypher posted:

Maybe this is a weird viewpoint, but I like really hard content that I might never clear before nerfs.

Why else would you run dungeons and try to get better stuff? If you can just breeze through everything, then there is no reason to keep playing, unless the content is really that much fun. However I've never played an MMO where that is true.

As long as there is plenty of stuff for 'average' players to do, I don't have an issue with super hard stuff, as it gives me an end goal.

Without that kind of punishing raid content, what is the point of making the numbers go up at all? If everything is super easy, why even log on to push the buttons?

Gonna quote because this post is cool and has right opinions.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Mizuti posted:

Do the chua in Wildstar have any good voice acting or animations, or are they just a dud across the board?

The jumping/landing animation for chua is amazing.

That's it.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

The Moon Monster posted:

Oh man, how poo poo was it when the punishing vanilla respec prices forced you to fully commit to pvp dps/pve dps/other.

Depends on class/role.

Most dps specs, unless you were super cereal guild, could just run a pvp spec pve and lose very little dps. Mages were all frost anyways, since MC and BWL had plenty of fire immune mobs. Most talents were either good or bad at everything, so a pvp spec or a pve spec was like minor talent choices different, never the major ones.

Healers didnt really have pvp specs because disc was a joke, and non priests were niche at best. All druids went 31 resto for innervate or kick. No you cant feral dps billy its terrible, 50 dkp minus.

Tank characters were tanks. forever. Their repair cost alone typically meant a raiding guild was taking donation from other member to keep their tanks (all 5 of them, lol vanilla wow) out of the red, so switching specs was out of the question.

And by tanks i mean warriors, because they were the only ones who could tank in vanilla.

I guess the only person who really put up with constant spec switching would be a priest who liked to raid and also wanted to be shadow for pvp, because shadow priests melted face in vanilla.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Oh Snapple! posted:

I played Skyforge for a bit when it came out of Beta and it seemed like the most naked, soulless grind. That I would have had to play for over a month just to unlock the class I actually wanted to play as didn't really help that feeling.

Skyforge is warframe the mmo.

Grind to unlock things that let you grind differently.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Kelp Plankton posted:

because its an MMO i guess

poo poo like this is just holdover from so long ago nobody remembers why it's in games

Reasonably it would allow you to have a system where items can be crafted for much less resources with a risk.

making 5 boots and failing 2 would cost as much materials as making 3 boots in a non fail system.

This is not the case in wildstar cupcake.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
The best mmo crafting isn't the real crafting system but quests that have you building awsome items. Wow did this really good with that tanking sword at 60 (forgot name) and a few legendaries.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Dolphin Fetus posted:

I never played Wildstar, did the game have any redeeming values outside of player housing? Loud annoying Nostalgia wannabe baby makes it sound like it had so much "potential"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x3R0yCo228

poo poo I hate to say I agree with just about everything a yelling youtube man says.. but yeah

If you want a real well thought out reason why wildstar sucks so bad watch this video.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
mmo poster, anime avater, pedo.

yep checks out boss.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
hey mod guy can we go ahead and ban the dude talking about his love for pedo porn in the mmo wildstar thread?

I mean that seems like pretty much the definition of the job of a mod

ok thanks.



wildstar update 2015- game still bad.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

biznatchio posted:

We should have started a betting pool to see who can guess how they're going to gently caress up the F2P launch, because we all know they're going to screw something up horribly.

Taking safe bet here- wont properly prepare for the number of people who will try out there game (the poor souls) , massive lag and crashes.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.
Gonna be honest, gonna give this 2-3 days to get over the always hilarious launch issues.

Then im gonna log on, be like "has this changed? Can this entertain me for more than 30 minutes?"

The answer will be no.

Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Colgate posted:

GW2 is one of those games that feels very well designed and playable, but I just find it so awfully boring that I just end up putting it down by the time I hit level 40. It doesn't help that the writing is a complete turd.

gw2 kinda falls into normal mmo logic of "its only fun with friends"

That said world vs world is a 24/7 good time. SFD and goon are in there about 80% of the day. Join some goons, blow up keeps, kill pubbies.

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Double Monocle
Sep 4, 2008

Smug as fuck.

Anatharon posted:

also lol at every one of you tripping over yourselves to play this game after talking about how bad it was for over a year

Im gonna give the thread the benefit of the doubt and assume its a combination of morbid curiosity and having nothing to lose (except time)

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