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Sit your five dollar rear end down and let me tell you about a six dollar air freshener. This poo poo goes in your car and freshens the living poo poo out of the air. A couple years ago, me and a couple of accomplices were driving in the mountains. We had just borrowed a large sum of gold from the mafia and were dressed as soccer players. Eventually our drunken carousing over the celebration of our successful job had gotten out of hand, and the bus ended up teetering over a cliff with the gold just out of reach. But I had a great idea, you see. By using the Air Sponge I was able to pull enough negative scent energy out of the opposite end of the bus so as to balance out the weight distribution and cause the gold to slide back towards us, rescuing the bus and the gold in one fell swoop. My compatriots cheered and lifted me upon their shoulders, but it was all thanks to Air Sponge. After that, I was quickly snapped up by the FBI for a most dangerous assignment. We were in the Swiss Alps and I was behind the wheel of a modified Aston Martin DB9, eating a chalupa. Now the thing you have to know about Aston Martins - really any British car - is that chalupa stains never come out of the interior. Or at least that was the conventional belief before Air Sponge. I pulled up to the Swiss casino and had the valet park my car. Other Aston drivers were stunned at the sheer audacity of my having eating the chalupa in such a primo automobile, and were so distracted by it that I was able to liberate them of their money, girlfriends and briefcases in a few games of high-stakes Baccarat. From there it was a doddle to pump my targets for intelligence and escape unscathed. I would recommend the Air Sponge primarily for close-range covert work. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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mobby_6kl posted:
Where the gently caress do I buy this?
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