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also spelled pu-erh, a fermented tea
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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also spelled pu-ehr, a fermented tea
oh, I need to drink more tea
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May 21, 2015 15:05
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- alnilam
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I love pu erh
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May 21, 2015 15:05
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I have Two (2) Coffee Questions and seek the Opinions of other Posters on the B.Y.O.B. [Beware Your Own Butt] Forum. Firstly: what is the Appropriate number of Sugars [Tea Spoons thereof] to mix into a Cup of Coffee; I habitually mix Four (4) Sugars into my Coffee; I am told that Four (4) Sugars is Too Many; I am told that I risk Health Complications from this Habit; the Dentist tells me that the Sugars will attack the enamel (Hard Lining) of my Teeth and cause breaches in this Substance that allow Bacteria to access the Pulp therein; this leads to Infections of the Teeth; I have never had an Infection of the Teeth but the Elderly Chinese Veterinary Receptionist has suffered from Three (3) Abscesses; she informs me that there is No Greater Pain On Earth; she says that the Pain is worse than the Pain of Child Birth (Note: Child Birth is intensely painful due to a Woman's Cervix dilating in order to admit the Head of the Foetus; the Vagina is typically only the Size of a Grain of Rice; but a Foetus Head is the Size of a Baseball; the Skull is soft and flexible but is insufficiently so to bend into a convenient Shape similar to a Torpedo so as to facilitate Passage through the Vagina; furthermore the Uterus is racked by Strong Contractions [Spasms of the Muscle] that are also quite painful); however I brush my Teeth very frequently to avoid this; I do not want my Enamel to be damaged; I do not want to lose my Teeth. My Brother tells me that I Eat Too Much Sugar; he says that Four (4) Sugars per Cup and Four to Six (4-6) Cups per Day adds up to Sixteen to Twenty Four (16-24) Sugars per Day (this Arithmetic is sound); he says That Is Why I Am So Fat; he says that Soon I Will Be Unable To Walk; he says that he will Have To Push Me Around In A Shopping Cart Like A Bag Of Idiot Rice; but I do not believe it is so; I believe that I Am So Fat because I eat too many Dairy Products; this is unrelated to my Sugar Intake via Coffee; I do have Milk (Cow) in my Coffee; but only some. My Second Question is do other Posters dip Biscuits into their Coffee; I am fond of Biscuits; my Favourite Biscuits are Arnotts Custard Creams (Vanilla Biscuits with Custard Creme); Arnotts Monte Carlo (Golden Syrup Biscuits with Vanilla Creme and Raspberry Jam); Arnotts Shortbread Creams (Shortbread Biscuits with Vanilla Creme); Arnotts Kingston (Golden Syrup Biscuits with Choc Creme); Arnotts Orange Slice (Vanilla Biscuits with Orange Sherbet Creme). I prefer Biscuits with Creme Centres; I carefully pry the Biscuit Casing apart to access the Creme Interior; I pretend that the Biscuit is a Clam and that I am a Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris); in this Metaphor I am opening the Shell with my Claws in order to eat the soft and nutritious Innards (after consuming the Creme I also consume the Biscuit; this is the Component that I dip into the Coffee; I cannot dip the Creme into the Coffee; it will melt due to High Temperature); these Biscuits are predominantly Yellow in Colour; Yellow Foods are my Favourite; Yellow is predisposed to Sweetness and Good Cohesive Texture.
woa u must like ur coffee bold
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May 21, 2015 18:18
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woa u must like ur coffee bold
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May 21, 2015 18:19
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- ulvir
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woa u must like ur coffee bold
"I like my coffee like I like my posting: Rich in formatting"
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May 21, 2015 18:25
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I don't like what the empire did to tea "oh hey what a good drink, but it needs enough milk and sugar to not taste it anynore"
that was because tea was a status symbol so the rich drank it to seem cool, but in order to get tea from india they had to ship it in brick form so it tasted incredibly bad so you had to dilute the poo poo out of it with milk and sugar. Or so a tourguide told me when I went to a plantation in louisiana
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May 21, 2015 20:25
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btw while I was there I also learned that people will hold weddings at historic, famous plantation homes (this was before the paula dean thing) and that's still horrendous to know but that's for a different time to go on about.
no coffee today since it's too hot outside and I didn't make cold brew
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May 21, 2015 20:31
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"I like my coffee like I like my posting: Rich in formatting"
I love a hot cup of java while i drink my morning coffee, lol! yospos eat your heart out (please don't literally)
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May 21, 2015 21:00
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that was because tea was a status symbol so the rich drank it to seem cool, but in order to get tea from india they had to ship it in brick form so it tasted incredibly bad so you had to dilute the poo poo out of it with milk and sugar. Or so a tourguide told me when I went to a plantation in louisiana
sounds like a myth. but if it really was the case, fermented tea is the only tea that gets compressed into bricks (and other shapes) and it tastes great, so the brits are still a bunch of plebs with poo poo palates and a compulsive habit to just outright loving ruin any food or drink they import from elsewhere
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May 21, 2015 22:51
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You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start.
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May 21, 2015 22:55
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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So that's where latte comes from
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May 22, 2015 01:18
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saturday is espresso drink day at my house.
I think its time to buy some latte cups though because lord knows we need more coffee cups
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 23, 2015 16:29
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my parents have this ridiculous off-brand k-cup machine that is really really bad. took like 20 minutes for it to brew my #2ndcup
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May 23, 2015 16:32
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my kid gave me a running hug this morning and my first cup of coffee got spilled all over my keyboard. 
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May 23, 2015 17:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e5CBinFFrE
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May 23, 2015 18:27
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4th cup to counter post-lunch sleepiness
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May 23, 2015 22:26
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One day nearer spring
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sunday morning
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May 24, 2015 14:21
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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saturday is espresso drink day at my house.
I think its time to buy some latte cups though because lord knows we need more coffee cups
those biscuits look yummy!
ty bacalou!
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May 24, 2015 14:31
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"Time to poop"
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May 24, 2015 19:58
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You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start.
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May 24, 2015 19:59
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I'm in the muck.
I ground too fine, brewed too strong.
The coffee cube sulks lopsided in my coffee bog like an X-wing in Dagobah swamp.
I'm running to the toilet every ten minutes to b.l.a.s.t. out the wreckage.
I'm high on life, I love you covvee with all my heart!!!!
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May 25, 2015 01:45
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I'm in the muck.
I ground too fine, brewed too strong.
The coffee cube sulks lopsided in my coffee bog like an X-wing in Dagobah swamp.
I'm running to the toilet every ten minutes to b.l.a.s.t. out the wreckage.
I'm high on life, I love you covvee with all my heart!!!!
Stay strong. Covvee loves you too!
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May 25, 2015 01:46
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having a fantastic coffee and breakfast at Heathrow b4 i return to the states, i think it's French pressed
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May 25, 2015 10:14
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- ulvir
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did you enjoy your trip to britain?
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May 25, 2015 12:51
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One day nearer spring
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happy memorial day
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May 25, 2015 12:58
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actually it's whit monday/pentecost monday
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May 25, 2015 13:35
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it's monday morning and i can't find MY mug. the BIG ONE i SPECIFICALLY GOT because it was BIG and i could put A LOT of coffee in. VERY UPSET
im drinking coffee now out of a big mason jar, but it lacks a handle so i can't hold it when it's piping hot
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May 25, 2015 14:13
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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pot holders?
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May 25, 2015 15:01
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I ruined my cuppa by putting vanilla syrup in it what was I thinking 
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 25, 2015 16:39
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I'm out of coffee. I want to murder everything! Or at least give someone a stern talking to.
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May 26, 2015 00:26
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coworker brought me a new coffee mug. it's huge.
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May 26, 2015 12:59
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I just squashed out 4 aeropress shots of free Dunkin grounds. The steam was like this: "HHGUGUGUUHHHHHHSHSHHHUUUUUH" but if a skeleton said it in a swamp.
I asked my dentist if my habitual coffee was affecting my teeth he said no sir, the tech agreed so if you're worried about that, I've got news for you: worry about something else.
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May 26, 2015 15:09
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May 6, 2024 18:14
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- Spanish Manlove
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are aeropresses worth it if you already have a bunch of other ways to make coffee?
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and put a glass of it in the fridge for later.
