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Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
SWAT 5 can have fun missions like where you and your team get shitfaced at a strip club and then see if you can successfully drive everyone home hammered at 5am going the wrong way on the interstate at high speeds.

Maybe a mini-game like that game in Zelda Ocarina of Time where you put the little bomb mice into the targets but with flash-bangs and baby cribs?

The rest of the missions are no-knock raids on wrong addresses and video game swating pranks. Maybe drive a tank into a chicken coop with Steven Seagal?

You know, real life poo poo that cops actually do.

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