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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer


He is a 6 foot tall walking, stomping, iPhone.

He walks the same way you move a tall heavy piece of wood; by kind of rocking on the corners hobbling about.

He tears through the movie shooting people up, delivering massive doses of radiation or just falling and crushing them.

Weaknesses:
  • standing straight
  • multitasking

Strengths:
  • printing money
  • mind control

In a post credit scene, G.I. Pho is seen standing in an expensive high rise apartment that overlooks the city at night. He slowly turns around before his screen lights up and it is revealed -

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i let you all down

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