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Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

io_burn posted:

More from the person looking to strap an Apple Watch around their trotter:

Hasn't left her room in the 2 weeks since the last post

# ? May 27, 2015 17:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:45

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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power botton posted:

at first glance i thought i was looking at a hosed up penis

No, this is a forum, not a mirror

# ? May 27, 2015 17:42

PUGGERNAUT: Nov 14, 2013; I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

i could never let my nails get that long

# ? May 27, 2015 19:05

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

trimming might require she leave her bed

# ? May 27, 2015 19:43

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Ask the fedex guy to trim them

# ? May 27, 2015 20:02

pram: Jun 10, 2001

io_burn posted:

More from the person looking to strap an Apple Watch around their trotter:

lol

Citizen Tayne posted:

I don't know if the bands would look good when I'm wearing a tent or a tarpaulin,

lol

# ? May 27, 2015 20:13

MrMoo: Sep 14, 2000

Don Lapre posted:

Ask the fedex guy to trim them

I'm sure there must be an Uber service for this ...

# ? May 27, 2015 20:27

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

What's the hot new apple tech for water fowl and heffers?

# ? May 27, 2015 21:08

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

ElGroucho posted:

What's the hot new apple tech for water fowl and heffers?

Apple watch isn't waterprooof sorry

# ? May 27, 2015 21:16

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

ElGroucho posted:

What's the hot new apple tech for water fowl and heffers?

DuckDuckCow

# ? May 27, 2015 22:04

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Don Lapre posted:

Hasn't left her room in the 2 weeks since the last post

a body that big probably takes a while to decompose

# ? May 27, 2015 22:11

io_burn: Jul 9, 2001; Vrooooooooom!

Cocoa Crispies posted:

a body that big probably takes a while to decompose

I'm kinda curious what would happen if you took someone who was that fat and rendered all the fat into fuel for an oil lamp, how long would that lamp burn?

# ? May 27, 2015 22:15

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

io_burn posted:

I'm kinda curious what would happen if you took someone who was that fat and rendered all the fat into fuel for an oil lamp, how long would that lamp burn?

probably get enough oil out for the first 45 minutes of fury road

# ? May 27, 2015 22:15

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Boxturret posted:

im the wearing of the latex gloves because i saw people handling expensive/delicate things with gloves and these were all i had

# ? May 27, 2015 22:33

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

io_burn posted:

I'm kinda curious what would happen if you took someone who was that fat and rendered all the fat into fuel for an oil lamp, how long would that lamp burn?

3500kcal per pound of human fat, I can't find the number right now but I remember working out to ~200 lbs of fat to melt a ton of steel.

# ? May 28, 2015 02:40

pram: Jun 10, 2001

steel that was, btw, produced in pittsburgh :patriot:

# ? May 28, 2015 02:42

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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Citizen Tayne posted:

3500kcal per pound of human fat, I can't find the number right now but I remember working out to ~200 lbs of fat to melt a ton of steel.

Impossible, as fire cannot melt steel

# ? May 28, 2015 04:19

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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I want an apple watch face that goes 9:09, 9:10, inside job, 9:12, 9:13

# ? May 28, 2015 04:20

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

PUGGERNAUT posted:

i could never let my nails get that long

quote:

Gosh, another woman in this forum with gorgeous nails. Sigh...I'm going to have to grow mine out again and put some polish on before I share my watch on arm pics. And my forearms are all cut up from my wrestling dead growth and brambles from my gardens this week. Me and my tomboy life!

Well after I got done being distracted by your beautiful nails, I took a hard look at the watch on you. You're lucky in that 38 or 42 watch bodies would both suit you well. So if you want longer battery life and an easier to see display from the 42, you're good to go with that size.

38 looks nice and petite and feminine on you. Looks more like a standard ladies analog, and that may be what is putting some people off, because the trend now is to have watches big and bold. Especially smart watches.

# ? May 28, 2015 04:57

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

ultramiraculous posted:

38 looks nice and petite and feminine

305/25R25 would look petite on those blubber logs

# ? May 28, 2015 05:27

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

pork fat can't melt steel beams. yispso bitch. well memed goon sire

# ? May 28, 2015 07:05

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

maniacdevnull posted:

I want an apple watch face that goes 9:09, 9:10, inside job, 9:12, 9:13

I'd buy it, for sure

# ? May 28, 2015 13:26

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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Cocoa Crispies posted:

305/25R25 would look petite on those blubber logs

Milanese loop or steel belted radial?

# ? May 28, 2015 14:06

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

that person is going to die prematurely.

# ? May 28, 2015 14:38

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

maniacdevnull posted:

Milanese loop or steel belted radial?

she'd probably mishear it and eat the mayonnaise loop

# ? May 28, 2015 15:04

io_burn: Jul 9, 2001; Vrooooooooom!

Cocoa Crispies posted:

she'd probably mishear it and eat the mayonnaise loop

I wonder if you'd get banned from MacRumors for referring to her band as a mayonnaise loop squirreled away in an otherwise helpful post in that thread.

# ? May 28, 2015 16:03

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Holy poo poo they're sooo fat lol. I think there's easily 5-6 more pages of funny rear end posts to be made about the pic from months ago

# ? May 28, 2015 18:20

io_burn: Jul 9, 2001; Vrooooooooom!

emoji posted:

Holy poo poo they're sooo fat lol. I think there's easily 5-6 more pages of funny rear end posts to be made about the pic from months ago

The comparison photo between the two sizes of Apple Watches was posted on MacRumors about two days ago.

# ? May 28, 2015 19:16

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

SnackRumors lmao

# ? May 28, 2015 19:17

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

SnackRumors lmao

Pfft, like she's ever eaten an apple in her life.

# ? May 28, 2015 20:01

titaniumone: Jun 10, 2001

emoji posted:

Holy poo poo they're sooo fat lol. I think there's easily 5-6 more pages of funny rear end posts to be made about the pic from months ago

you are a really angry and bad poster

# ? May 28, 2015 22:10

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

i think its nice that the people are being polite to the morbidly obese lady on the apple forum

# ? May 28, 2015 23:10

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

i do hope she makes some changes to become healthy, but frankly, an apple forum is not the place to have that discussion

# ? May 28, 2015 23:11

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

io_burn posted:

The comparison photo between the two sizes of Apple Watches was posted on MacRumors about two days ago.

Thats funny because it was in this thread like 8 pages ago

# ? May 29, 2015 02:08

ultramiraculous: Nov 12, 2003; "No..."; Grimey Drawer

Larry Parrish posted:

Thats funny because it was in this thread like 8 pages ago

nah, she came back for more when her 42mm watch showed up :shrug:

# ? May 29, 2015 02:15

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

ultramiraculous posted:

nah, she came back for more when her 42mm watch showed up

your wife came when my 42mm showed up

# ? May 29, 2015 02:52

io_burn: Jul 9, 2001; Vrooooooooom!

Larry Parrish posted:

Thats funny because it was in this thread like 8 pages ago

What do I have to gain by lying to my friends?

# ? May 29, 2015 03:25

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

Use them, lose them, salvage more

Kick off the next AI war

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http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/pincourt-man-fined-120-for-using-apple-watch-while-driving-1.2394293

# ? Jun 2, 2015 21:59

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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Tanith posted:

http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/pincourt-man-fined-120-for-using-apple-watch-while-driving-1.2394293

It's officially Google Glass 2.0

# ? Jun 2, 2015 22:54

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angry_keebler: Jul 16, 2006; In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?

io_burn posted:

ICD-9-CM 989.5 venom injury, bee sting (severe)

# ? Jun 3, 2015 00:05

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