Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
MacMillan
Dec 21, 2013

You're just the afterbirth, Eli. You slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece.
Okay so here's what you gotta do:

1.) Get a pot (2 gallons) of boiling water going
2.) Pour about 3 cups of vinegar as well as a cup of baking soda into the water
3.) 2 cups of rock salt after the vinegar simmers
4.) Just a HINT of bleach, that means a couple drops
5.) Now carry this hot water and pore it on your drunken friend
6.) While he's distracted, find his wallet. He most likely will not have cash. Take all his cards and his identification.
7.) Open up a credit line
8.) Buy new mattress

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • Locked thread